Someone asked for a sequel to My Dad Got A Facebook. So here it is. I don't remember who it was, though, but here it is. :) Hope you enjoy.


My Mom Got A Facebook

Kurt Hummel: It's spreading like the plague.

Finn Hudson likes this

Carol Hudson-Hummel: What's spreading like the plague?

Kurt Hummel: Parents with Facebooks.

Artie Abrams: Preach!

Finn Hudson: Yeah, when lame parents get Facebooks, it's really embarrassing!

Carol Hudson-Hummel: Good thing I'm not lame!

Burt Hummel likes this

Brittany Pierce: Isn't plague that won foreign place?

Santana Lopez likes this

Carol Hudson-Hummel: I think you're referring to Prague, honey.

Brittany Peirce: How could I referee for Prague? It doesn't play any sports.

Artie Abrams and 11 others like this


Carol Hudson-Hummel: Can't wait to spend time with my Honey Bear while the kids

are at Nationals. 3

Burt Hummel likes this

Burt Hummel: We're going to have lots of fun. ;)

Carol Hudson-Hummel likes this

Finn Hudson: Oh my Grilled Cheesus! Seriously guys? On Facebook?

Kurt Hummel: … TMI


Santana Lopez: Hanging with my boo tonight!

Brittany Pierce and Wes Smith like this

Wes Smith: Oh, so I'm coming over? ;)

Brittany Pierce: Sweet lady kisses!

Finn Hudson: You guys are weird.

3 people like this

Artie Abrams: True dat!

Carol Hudson-Hummel: Sweet lady kisses?

Finn Hudson: MOM! What are you doing?

Santana Lopez: Chillax, Creampuff Boobs, your mom made me and Brit Brit cookies

the other day.

Brittany Pierce: They were awesome! And tasted really yummy. But not as yummy as Santana.

Kurt Hummel: … TMI


Rachel Berry: After realizing that I am his soul mate, his forever, his one and only, Finn

Hudson has become my boyfriend.

Rachel Berry likes this

Rachel Berry: What? I'm the only one who likes this?

Carol Hudson-Hummel: My baby has a girlfriend!

Burt Hummel likes this

Kurt Hummel: What else is new?

3 people like this

Carol Hudson-Hummel: What's that supposed to mean?

Finn Hudson: Nothing.

Kurt Hummel likes this

Carol Hudson-Hummel: Have you been dating and not telling me? :(

Finn Hudson: …thanks, Kurt.

5 people like this


Finn Hudson: Is grounded.

4 people like this

Santana Lopez: What are you, 12?

2 people like this

Rachel Berry: What about our date tonight? :'(

Carol Hudson-Hummel: Sorry, honey, but Finn was a bad boy.

Kurt Hummel: Loves this.

Burt Hummel: Stop being mean to your brother.

Rachel Berry likes this

Rachel Berry: Yes, Kurt. It is extremely inappropriate of you to be treating poor Finn in

this manner. I am appalled by your behavior.

Burt Hummel: Go away, Rachel.


Kurt Hummel: Is in love. :D

Blaine Anderson and 23 others like this

Carole Hudson-Hummel: AWWWWWWWW!

Blaine Anderson: Love you too, baby!

Burt Hummel: I have my shotgun ready.

4 people like this

Wes Smith: *barfs*

David Jones: Go Mr. Hummel!

Wes Smith and 2 others like this

Kurt Hummel: Don't encourage him.

Carol Hudson-Hummel: He's just trying to help you, sweetie.

Kurt Hummel: And murder my boyfriend…

Wes Smith and David Jones like this

Wes Smith: Speaking of, where'd he go?

Blaine Anderson: I'm hiding in a closet.

David Jones: Ironic.

6 people like this


Mercedes Jones: Shopping with my boo!

3 people like this

Kurt Hummel: Awwww! Cedes, I'm so excited!

Mercedes Jones: Me too! We can pick out something sexy for your next date.

Blaine Anderson likes this

Blaine Anderson: DO IT!

Kurt Hummel: Put it back in your pants. Ha

Mercedes Jones and 2 others like this

Blaine Anderson: :(

Burt Hummel: I know where you live.

6 people like this


Finn Hudson: My life sucks.

4 people like this

Rachel Berry: But now that you're not grounded anymore, you can see me more! :D

Finn Hudson: My life really sucks.

7 people like this

Artie Abrams: You know it!

Rachel Berry: I am thoroughly offended by the way you all treat me! I am a star, and

when I'm famous, you will all regret the way you act towards me. After

all, I won Regionals for us.

Santana Lopez: You also lost us Nationals.

12 people like this

Carole Hudson-Hummel: I certainly don't condone mean spirited behavior such as how

you treat Rachel, but, Finn, honey, why are you dating her?

6 people like this

Finn Hudson: I ask myself that every day.

Quinn Fabray likes this

Rachel Berry: FINN! You just insulted me!

Kurt Hummel: So?

2 people like this


Rachel Berry: Guess who got a Facebook!

Mercedes Jones: I hope it's not your dads. We have enough Berrys on Facebook as is.

8 people like this

Rachel Berry: I don't get it. I'm the only Berry here.

Santana Lopez: That was the point.

Rachel Berry: That's not very nice, but anyway, Mr. Schue got a Facebook!

Kurt Hummel: Omigaga. No.

12 people like this


Will Schuester: Just bust a move!

Burt Hummel: Welcome, William!

Carole Hudson-Hummel: I'm surprised you actually got one.

Will Schuester: Well, I'm glad I took your advice to get one.

Burt Hummel and Carole Hudson-Hummel like this

Kurt Hummel: DAD! What did you do?

Finn Hudson: MOM! How could you?

Burt Hummel: We also convinced someone else to join Facebook.

Carole Hudson-Hummel likes this

Kurt Hummel: … who?


Sue Sylvester: Step one for RULING THE WORLD = Take Over Facebook.