OH THE SHORTNESS OF CHAPTER ONE.. (while c2 is being edited & finished...)

ashi; we all know who owns IZ, so I'm not bothering to say it. -twitch- hunts down Jhonen and hides him in closet HE'S MINE I TELL YOU! ALL MINE! twitches raidly eyes fall out of sockets ow...

zim; 0-o; stupid humans...

ashi; with bleeding eye sockets this story is MINE. No stealy stealy, though I can't see why you'd want too. Orange is mine, as is this nice little song down there. ALL MINE! BACK OFF! hiss

orange; but... i kinda don't exist...

ashi; well... when you do then! Now, on with the bloody story already! passes out from blood loss -good thing she already wrote the story...

doctor; the wait for c2 conmtinues while we struggle to get her eyeballs back in socket...

The familiar tune filled his dreams, the same mysterious and beautiful voice singing it to him. He knew every word, and could now hum the tune outside of dreamworld.

Hush little Irken, don't you cry,

mama's gonna sing you a lullaby.

I know that right now you are sad,

but things aren't really all that bad.

So wipe away all your tears,

'cause mama's here to steal your fears.

On this planet all alone,

now I have you to call my own.

One day baby you will see,

just how much you mean to me.

But 'till then I let you go,

oh little Irken I love you so.

He awoke to the bright rays of sunlight the next morning, wincing slightly. "Stupid humans..." he managed to mumble before tumbling off the "bed" head-first. Cursing ensued.