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Arceus awoke to the sound of the nearby Staraptors, all trying to hunt down some Rattatas in the grass for their baby Spearow. They haven't seemed to have got anything yet. Arceus got out of bed and walked to the mirror. She looked the way she always does, with her white body and golden bands around her waist, almost like a belt. She grinned and walked out of her golden luxury room, where she basically plays Call of Duty until she falls asleep. She is usually in a bad mood, but today just seemed- normal. Arceus just smiled when she past by Darkrai and Cresilla, who, as always, were fighting over something or arguing. But Arceus just simply laughed and past on her way.
"What the fu-" Darkrai said in disbelief.
"She's- not angry?" Cressila said.
"But we set up everything! She should be trying to kill Mew right about now!"
"Well, it turns out that someone spoiled your plan."
Darkrai and Cresilla turned around, just to see the face of a familiar legendary...
"What the- JIRACHI? You ignorant little shit! You got rid of all the powdered sugar on her bed?!"
"Uh, it wasn't powdered sugar... But anyways, it was very simple. I just wished for it to go all away... Into your room 'Rai."
Jirachi just smiled. But it didn't look like they were in the mood for games.
"I WILL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE IGNORANT BITCH!"
"I'm a guy dipstick."
"WHATEVER. I WILL KILL YOU!"
The two pokemon chased after little Jirachi, who was just giggling to himself. Arceus didn't mind. She just walked away. For once in her life, she seemed happy. Until she went into the living room.
"Oh Raikou, push harder, PLEASE!"
It was Raikou and Suicune.
"Not until you say who's master here."
"Wha- What?"
"You heard me. Your whose fuck slave?"
Raikou stopped pounding Suicune's pathetic pussy and started wiggling his fingers in her vagina. She moaned.
"N-no! Please, HARDER!"
"I'm waiting."
"FINE! IM YOUR FUCK SLAVE! PLEASE, HARDER MASTER! PUNISH ME!"
Raikou put his shaft back into Suicune.
"O-Oh SHIT! I'M GONNA CUM!"
"M-me tooo!"
Cum went everywhere. On the walls, on the ceiling, everywhere.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!" Arceus yelled.
The two just starred at the mess they made. Palkia was licking the white stuff on the ceiling.
All the legendaries went over to see what happened, even Deoxys, who is usually in his room playing video games, usually The Old Republic or WoW.
"I-I didn't think I had so much in me..."
The two just ran into the corner and started again.
"OOOHHH, NONONO you are not starting that up again! Get back over here and CLEAN UP!"
"Uh, guys, I don't feel to good. I ha-had too much-"
"EVERYONE TAKE COVER!" Arceus yelled.
But it was too late. Palkia vomitted everywhere, flooding the room, sweeping them into the portal room, and pushed them into the portal labeled EARTH. Arceus woke up to the sound of birds. But these weren't even birds. They were- some unknown species.
"Oh, my head..." Arceus said.
She rubbed her swollen head with her- hands?
"EEEEEEE!"