A/N: This has probably been done before. It's just that I know I haven't posted anything in a while, so to make up for that, here's a brain fart that I couldn't shake.
Disclaimer: I don't own Les Miserables or The Addams Family.
They're evil and they're scary
Unscrupulous and hairy
One must be very wary of
The Thénardier family.
Their house is but a hovel
When e'er they stoop to grovel
Each time their tricks are novel
The Jondrette family.
Da-da-da-da (Yuck!)
Da-da-da-da (Schmucks!)
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da (Shucks!)
Now Papa and Azelma
Make like Louise and Thelma
They're sailing off to Selma
The Thénard family...