DEADPOOL TITANS # 1 Deadpool
During night time in New York city in a comic book shop things were just fine until one certain customer found something he didn't like
"WHAT THE HECK" The day the Teen Titans die "WHAT THE HECK" said the the owen saw who was talking he immediately freak out of his mind and he slowly say "I'm really sorry Spider m-" he was interrupted when the guy pointed a gun in front "I'm going say this I'm not spider man I'm Deadpool" the owner show Deadpool that Slade kill them this made Deadpool piss. Just then the T.V. in the comic book store talking about that cot his attention,"Right now the Fantastic Four has just finish building a trans portal to go to different universe."said the news lady when Deadpool heard this he put away his gun and left the comic book shop and calls a taxi "Taxi!Baxter building please".
Once at the Baxter building at the middle of night Deadpool started to clime on the side of the building "Ha ha there'll never see me now" at the roof Deadpool look thought the window to see anybody was there and no one was,so he open the window and went into the lab he found the trans portal press random buttons and the machine went on "alright just need to jump in."Deadpool jump in into the portal and scream as loud as he can "aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh" just then Mr. Fantastic quickly came in the room and found out that the machine was turn on and he also found a note next to it and it saids "Gone to kill my brother and save the Titans,love Deadpool."
When Deadpool arrive at end of portal he saw the Titans Tower "Yes I made it, look out titans here comes Wade wilson aka Dea-" Deadpool got hit by a bus "Well this is an easy way of getting on the bus" he said while getting up.
After he got up Deadpool went on the bus the hit him and he saw one the most evil villains in the Teen Titans history"Hey!I know you your Terra you use to be titans then you betray them and then you go work for Slade." while Terra gave him the who are you face "Don't give that face you are a heart breaker" he said just then the bus immediately stops "um folks we have a little problem" said the driver in scare tone.
Deadpool look outside and saw a villain was robing a bank "well it's my time to shine bye bye heart breaker" he said while he was leaving the bus. Once at the bank he saw a man shooting lighting bolts out of his hands,Deadpool yelled out "Hay sparky you better put the money or someone is going to have a bullet in the brain."
The villain just stay at him and said "fool you should show some respect to Doctor Eltiro" after hearing that it just made Deadpool laugh "ha ha ha ha ha ha you got to be kidding me", "Yeah that's the lamest name ever" said Yellow box "The guy probly is mess up" said White box.
Just then Deadpool saw his old friends are back "Hay your back where have been" he said and they both said
"Out",they just kept talking and just ignore the stuip villain "Hey I'm right here stealing money from the bank" yelled the villain they didn't listen and kept talking this made piss so he shot Deadpool with an electric blast and it kill him….for 2 min's then je got back up.
Shock of seeing him still alive and running out of options it looks like he was to lose "Give up now or this is going to get ugly" Deadpool said while holding his swords, looking for options saw there was a bus filled with people and of all the people in the he choose Terra "Hey that's Terra we got to save her" said White box "Are you kidding me she a bad guy" said Yellow box just then a argument began in Deadpool head while they were arguing and Terra just look at him."I thought you were tuff but you are just a Slade wannabe' said with a smirk hearing this they stop the arrugment and look dead straight at and teleported in front of and punch him in the face and pick him up and said "I'm not Slade! I have two eyes holes,while he has pirate stuff and does this face look like Slade!"
Deadpool took his mask off and saw his mess up face with fear just curl up in a ball and said Don't hurt me!Don't hurt me!Don't hurt me!Before Deadpool can do any thing the police came they pointing guns at him thinking he was the one that rob the bank just then one of the emplony from the bank told them that the man in the ninja suite save the bank and stop the villain hearing this he felt like hero for once and nothing can stop him when he realise one thing, WHERE ARE THE TEEN TITANS!?
He ask police where were they one of them told him that there fighting a villain near a taco shop realiseing that the poor tacos will get destory he quickly teleported to the battle and saw something honorable "No,no the horror the horror,the poor tacos!There all destroyed!"
Just then Deadpool saw a giant robot fighting the Teen Titans and a nerd controlling the robot "You titans can not beat my giant robot" said the nerd without them knowing Deadpool jump on the robot head and started to shooting and stabing the robot "Die,die,die,diiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!" scream Deadpool the robot was destroy the nerd was shock,who could done this he thought until he saw Deadpool as he slowly walk forward the nerd pointed a flicker at him and said "Stand back or I'll bring some more rob-" Bang!
Deadpool shoot the controller out of Control freak hand and pointed the gun at him "No I don't think so" he said just then the police came and put the nerd in the back of the car as the police were leaving Deadpool was just looking at the horror of the destroy tacos just then he felt like something was behind him so he turn around and saw the Teen Titans as Robin was bringing his hand out and said "Thanks were the Tee-" he was cut off cause Deadpool shook his hand really fast and said "Your the Teen Titans i'm a big fan!I brought all your comic books when I was a kid!"
Robin just look at him with an odd look that's when shut up until the others came one however was more frilled than the others "Dude that was amazing!" Beast boy yelled "um thanks" he said
"I can't believe this" Yellow box said "Yeah I know we'er meeting the teen titans" White box said Yellow box just yelled and said "Not that!Look what beast boy holding" as soon as he heard this he saw that beast boy was holding a taco bag and start dulling "Dude you alright?" Beast Boy ask and Deadpool immediately went back to normal and said he's fine "Well we have to head back to the tower and figure out why there so many attacks this week"Robin said as they were leave White box immediately told deadpool "Wade this is how it started many attacks and then they die".
After hearing that he quickly run to the front of the car and shouted "WAIT!..How about a race me vs your sissy car".When Cyborg heard that the guy in the ninja suite just call his car sissy this just piss him off "Oh ya!Where?" he yelled "Here to to the tower and if I win I'll have that bag with tacos and be a titan and if you win I'll tell you a secret and give a divis that's let you go to different places and you meet different people" when Beast boy heard this he yelled "Deal!" When Robin heard this he ask why and Beast Boy went close to him and whisper "Don't worry robin it doesn't look like he has a car and if we win we can transport to different places"so Robin grunted and said yes and race began as the Titans got into the car and went off until Deadpool couldn't see them any more and teleported to the tower.
At the tower the Titans arrive they saw that the red ninja wasn't there so thought they won "Hay I told you we can beat him"Beast boy said as he was sitting on the coach and was about to eat the tacos until a sercent merc with the mouth grab the bag "I'll take that after all I did w-"
"AAAAHHHH! A ZOMBIE!" scream Beast boy as the other were about to attack
"Zombie!Where?"
"Ugh you do realize they never see your face before"said White box
"Who cares we got the tacos" said Yellow box
"TITANS G-!"
"Wait wait wait before we fight I got to do something" soon got
out his mask and put on his face."It is I the merc the mouth Deadpool the guy who save you from the robot"
They were scared of how is there zombie is in there house and how do they get rid of it?Until one ask a question.
"How did you die?" ask Starfire
Once Deadpool heard that he started to laugh and said "I'm not dead,well I die sometimes but i'm not dead and if did die I have a healing power"
She ask another question "Than what happen to your face?"
Deadpool stop laughing and said in a serious tone and said "Well it's either my face looking like this or die from caner"
Once they heard this the Titans froze for a sec until one of them ask a question
"Um question how did you get in here" ask Cyborg
"Well I do the same thing that do raven" he said as he teleported be hide Raven "Tel-e-port"
"That's cool now get out"said the boy wonder yelled as pointed at the door
He look at the door then look back at Robin and said "Why? I won the race i'm a titan now"
He didn't he just pointed at the just had it no respect he just save there buts from sercent he about to when all of sudden he heard something
"STOP!"They all turn around and saw it was Starfire who said it "He save us from and Control freak and save people lives today" she said
"And he know about us and has powers but he doesn't use it for evil" said Raven
"And he did took on that robot on his own before it do much damage" said Cyborg
"And now as I think of it the whole zombie thing was funny" said Beast boy
They all look at Robin who still didn't bevel that he shouldn't be here just the Starfire put one of hands on his shoulder and slowly said
"Robin he's a friend not an enemy" He then look at Deadpool and just said "Fine but you dare to betray us I will show you no boy can u please show him to his room."With that behide them Beast boy show Deadpool to his Beast boy show him his new room it was good the only bad thing about it is was Terra old room.
"Well here your room" Beast boy said "And sorry about robin it just the last time we have someone in our team and who we thought who was our friend be-"When all a sudden Deadpool Toss the bag full of tacos back to beast boy"Don't worry I won't end up like Terra"He was shock when heard those "H-Ho-How do you know Terra?"
"Cause Raven was right I do know about you guys and I save her from "When he heard that he slowly turn around and was about to leave
"Hey wait don't worry about wasn't the right if she was I'm pretty sure she would of come back already,so trust me you'll meet someone someone better."
"Thanks man" and with that Beast boy left with a smiled
"Why you gave the tacos back!" ask Yellow box
"Two reason one it's beast boy so the tacos are tofu and two I didn't felt like it"
"FINE!"
"Well this is our first day in the DC world" said White box
"Yeah our first day...our first day"
{Meanwhile in the Baxter building}
have some heros like Logan,Spiderman,and other heros came to the Baxter building to stop Deadpool and save the world that he went were about to go in when all of sudden the alarm went .Fantastic went to look at the radar and "It's Deadpool he thought"
"Fine by me come out Wilson" Yelled
Just then a beam came out and shoot Logan across the room
"Logan!"
Just then a hooded man came out of the portal
"Hey your not Wade" said Logan
"You got that right"