A/N: I own nothing except the plot! SHOUTOUT TO ROYALLYREBELLIOUS3247 FOR EDITING, AND ALSO TO OUR 2 OTHER BEST FRIENDS FOR HUGS AND SUPPORT! Also to anniebrn842 for being my 1st review(thanks :). ONWARDS, BRAVE KNIGHTS
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The Story of Gwapple
Sir Gwaine was slacking off his duties again, when he noticed the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen in his life. He gaped openly in the presence of his love's beauty.
Merlin grumbled to himself as he mucked out the stables, glancing out the window ever so often for a distraction. He caught a glimpse of Gwaine, and, frowning, stood up from the pile of horse s-(insert angry editor's note). At the sight he saw, he turned to the side, retching. He REALLY didn't need to see one of his best friends using his tongue quite like that. Ew. He made a mental note to tell Gaius.
Arthur was passing by, doing some princely thing we really didn't care about when writing this, when he saw Sir Gwaine molesting an apple. He walked by very quickly(as a king never runs away like a little girl, no matter how much certain people may say otherwise). He made a mental note to tell Gaius about it.
Sir Leon(THE IMMORTAL) was looking for his boyfriend, when he saw a man passionately making out with an apple. He came closer for another look, hiding behind a tree. Leon couldn't help but shriek like a terrified maid when he saw it was his boyfriend, Sir Gwaine.
At the sound of a rather girly scream, Gwaine turned around, holding his beloved close to his chest. He dropped his darling at seeing Leon, his supposed boyfriend(however Leon could never compare to the light of his life).
Leon yelled, "HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
I-I-i can't even LOOK at you anymore...! WE'RE DONE!" Leon stormed off with a flip of his hair(which really wasn't all that effective as his hair was quite short). Gwaine was left staring after his (now ex)boyfriend, clutching an apple to his chest. He looked down at the apple, not quite believing that a few minutes ago it had been the most important thing in his life. Gwaine took a bite.
A/N: Do you think I should add a scene where Morgana and Morgause fangirl about Gwapple? Remember, children, reviews keep Gwen and her jug away!