On the last addition to this story, Link faced challenges throughout his
quest to meet the "supposed" Deku Tree. Yet he didn't realize The Deku Tree
was dead and his brother took his place. Zelda the princess of Hyrule came
to the rescue of Link and teleported him to Zora's Domain. One of the most
beautiful places in Hyrule! The waterfalls flowing gently as the fresh air
breezes with glee. Link enjoys his stay not knowing he will have to face
more terrors.
Link: Hmmm. How will I start making my stay here worthwhile? Maybe I could experience these weapons. *grabs sling shot* Heh. *shoots a tree* Awesome effect!
Zelda: I see you are enjoying your stay.
Link: Pretty good I guess. Though I'm more interested in this sling shot!
Zelda: Would you care to hear a few thoughts of mine?
Link: Sure as long as it doesn't involve me getting up.
Zelda: Right then.*sits down* Well lately I've been having dreams.
Link: Big whoop! Everyone has dreams!*rolls eyes* God how lame are you?
Zelda: LISTEN!! Well in the dreams I've been seeing things. Things that show the future. And I had one dream which involved Hyrule being destroyed by him.*points out window*
Link: Him? Lmao! That is so gay! What can he do?
Zelda: Many things.things unknown to us. Please help. Kick his fat ass today.now!
Link agreed on killing "him" because it involved money. So he got changed and started to follow "him". Forest to lake. River to Sewers. Finally they landed in a place known as Lut Gholien. A place which has been deserted for many years due to drought or starvation.
Link: Aim, Ready, FIRE!
Him: Huh? *turns around* What the. *gets hit by a Deku Nut* Link: Bulls Eye! Hehe now I shall finish you off faggot! *slashes him with sword*
Him: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! *dies*
Link: Green blood? *turns around*
Real Him: *maniacal laugh* And please I have a name! It is Gannondorf!
Link: *cracks up* Tsk tsk tsk tsk! I guess you'll have to die as well! *sword backfires* *screams in pain*
Gannondorf: I'm gay ehh? Well that's right! Literally.you shall die for explaining that to other people!
Link: It was a joke.what a bitch! Can't take a joke for an answer.
Gannondorf: Grrr you make me want a hotdog real bad! *drools*
Link: *raises eyebrow* Umm right then! Oooo look hotdog stand!
Gannondorf: Where?
Link: There!? *points to bush*
Gannondorf: Ohhh I'll be right back! Don't move a muscle!
Link: *runs with blood streaming out of him like a waterfall* SHITakemushrooms!
Gannondorf: Hey?! There's no hotdog.COME BACK YOU FOOL!
Link: Never.
Link ends up running as fast as a German Shepherd a.k.a dog! He "flied like a fool" (technacliy) and went back to Zora's Domain with Gannondorf close on his tail! Entering a powerful force that evil despises, Link once agains saves his ass! As he went into his home he noticed a navy note on his bedside. It read:
Dear Link
I Zelda have gone to Lon Lon Ranch to meet Talon and his daughter Malon. I will be back soon! - Zelda
Link: Lon Lon Ranch? *snickers* Talon! Lol that's hilarious! What kind of name is that?! Oooo more note!
And Link, Lon Lon Ranch is located across The Market, besideKokiri Forest. I believe that is your home town! Well it was. Watch out at night time. You will be facing the Skeletons of doom! - Zelda
Link: *gulp* Well it's almost night so I will go tomorrow!
He went to bed and woke up at around 7:00am! He started off to Lon Lon Ranch and met up with Malon, the owners daughter!
Link: Hhheeelllooo?
Malon: *silently giggles* My name is Malon as you might have known. This is my horse Epona! Beautiful isn't she!
Link: *looks up* Uh Huh! So can I ride her?
Malon: Nope.not yet! Hear that song?
Link: Yes. *notices a catchy rhythm* What about it?
Malon: Well.Ohh? You don't have the Ocarina! ZELDA!
Zelda: *appears out of nowhere* Yes Malon?
Malon: You didn't give him the Ocarina.
Zelda: Ohh yes sorry Link. I almost forgot about that! This is the ocarina!*shows Link something that looks like a shell* It is now yours to keep. Throughout this journey you will learn songs and you will be able to play them and get money or it will help you confuse animals and people!
Link: Woah! Wicked shell!
Zelda & Malon: OCARINA!
Link: *blushes* *whispers* Ocarina.
Malon: *hands over sheet of paper* Study this and once you know it by heart you can ride Epona!
Epona: Niegh
Link: *laughs* Well I think I got it. *plays Epona's song by heart*
Malon: Quick learner! Well here yah go!
Epona respects Link for his talent and allows Link to ride his back. Now horses are speedy so Link felt the breeze smoothly, rushing through his skin! The horses feet brushed to a stop at the straw-looking hay! As Link got off Epona he realized the ground felt hard, yet so soft! He dashed off to the barnyard and met Talon! What a drunk bastard!
Link: Hmmm. How will I start making my stay here worthwhile? Maybe I could experience these weapons. *grabs sling shot* Heh. *shoots a tree* Awesome effect!
Zelda: I see you are enjoying your stay.
Link: Pretty good I guess. Though I'm more interested in this sling shot!
Zelda: Would you care to hear a few thoughts of mine?
Link: Sure as long as it doesn't involve me getting up.
Zelda: Right then.*sits down* Well lately I've been having dreams.
Link: Big whoop! Everyone has dreams!*rolls eyes* God how lame are you?
Zelda: LISTEN!! Well in the dreams I've been seeing things. Things that show the future. And I had one dream which involved Hyrule being destroyed by him.*points out window*
Link: Him? Lmao! That is so gay! What can he do?
Zelda: Many things.things unknown to us. Please help. Kick his fat ass today.now!
Link agreed on killing "him" because it involved money. So he got changed and started to follow "him". Forest to lake. River to Sewers. Finally they landed in a place known as Lut Gholien. A place which has been deserted for many years due to drought or starvation.
Link: Aim, Ready, FIRE!
Him: Huh? *turns around* What the. *gets hit by a Deku Nut* Link: Bulls Eye! Hehe now I shall finish you off faggot! *slashes him with sword*
Him: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! *dies*
Link: Green blood? *turns around*
Real Him: *maniacal laugh* And please I have a name! It is Gannondorf!
Link: *cracks up* Tsk tsk tsk tsk! I guess you'll have to die as well! *sword backfires* *screams in pain*
Gannondorf: I'm gay ehh? Well that's right! Literally.you shall die for explaining that to other people!
Link: It was a joke.what a bitch! Can't take a joke for an answer.
Gannondorf: Grrr you make me want a hotdog real bad! *drools*
Link: *raises eyebrow* Umm right then! Oooo look hotdog stand!
Gannondorf: Where?
Link: There!? *points to bush*
Gannondorf: Ohhh I'll be right back! Don't move a muscle!
Link: *runs with blood streaming out of him like a waterfall* SHITakemushrooms!
Gannondorf: Hey?! There's no hotdog.COME BACK YOU FOOL!
Link: Never.
Link ends up running as fast as a German Shepherd a.k.a dog! He "flied like a fool" (technacliy) and went back to Zora's Domain with Gannondorf close on his tail! Entering a powerful force that evil despises, Link once agains saves his ass! As he went into his home he noticed a navy note on his bedside. It read:
Dear Link
I Zelda have gone to Lon Lon Ranch to meet Talon and his daughter Malon. I will be back soon! - Zelda
Link: Lon Lon Ranch? *snickers* Talon! Lol that's hilarious! What kind of name is that?! Oooo more note!
And Link, Lon Lon Ranch is located across The Market, besideKokiri Forest. I believe that is your home town! Well it was. Watch out at night time. You will be facing the Skeletons of doom! - Zelda
Link: *gulp* Well it's almost night so I will go tomorrow!
He went to bed and woke up at around 7:00am! He started off to Lon Lon Ranch and met up with Malon, the owners daughter!
Link: Hhheeelllooo?
Malon: *silently giggles* My name is Malon as you might have known. This is my horse Epona! Beautiful isn't she!
Link: *looks up* Uh Huh! So can I ride her?
Malon: Nope.not yet! Hear that song?
Link: Yes. *notices a catchy rhythm* What about it?
Malon: Well.Ohh? You don't have the Ocarina! ZELDA!
Zelda: *appears out of nowhere* Yes Malon?
Malon: You didn't give him the Ocarina.
Zelda: Ohh yes sorry Link. I almost forgot about that! This is the ocarina!*shows Link something that looks like a shell* It is now yours to keep. Throughout this journey you will learn songs and you will be able to play them and get money or it will help you confuse animals and people!
Link: Woah! Wicked shell!
Zelda & Malon: OCARINA!
Link: *blushes* *whispers* Ocarina.
Malon: *hands over sheet of paper* Study this and once you know it by heart you can ride Epona!
Epona: Niegh
Link: *laughs* Well I think I got it. *plays Epona's song by heart*
Malon: Quick learner! Well here yah go!
Epona respects Link for his talent and allows Link to ride his back. Now horses are speedy so Link felt the breeze smoothly, rushing through his skin! The horses feet brushed to a stop at the straw-looking hay! As Link got off Epona he realized the ground felt hard, yet so soft! He dashed off to the barnyard and met Talon! What a drunk bastard!