YO YO Whats going on? Anyway, this is a short, starring the crew introducing DJ Nix. Jimmy Lucas tracks the boys down. Let us begin.
"Wow Cartman, you suck at basketball!" Shouts Kenny. "LENNY, PASS TO ME!" says Craig. Suddenly things change."Well well, Look at them all, shouts Jimmy. "Ah fuck, fuck,fuck! How'd he find us?!" Shouts out Clyde. "Well look who lies to ME! No one fucks with with Jimmy W. Lucas!" he added. " Now, for every 15 seconds I don't have my rifle you used to kill those 6th graders, I will hostage execute one of you 4th graders!" He added. "Starting with...YOU!" he pointed to Lenny. He grabbed Lenny, turned him around, and pointed the gun to his ear. "Look at that, you get to see your friends eye to eye when you die! Whatchu got to say to that, soon to dieR?!" Lenny said nothing (Like always). "Not much of a talker, eh? Oh well, time to die." He shot Lenny, and the bullet went through his ear an into his brain, and blood soon gushed out. Jimmy through his body to the side. "Now, who's next?! He pointed his gun at the others, waiting to decide who to kill next. However, Nix interrupted him before he could pick. "Hey cutie blonde, want some of me?" Nix said. "Shut the fuck up, whichyo pink hair!" Jimmy said. "Yeah blondie, me and you could slow dance, and make out!" Nix replied. "Slow dance my ass" Stan mumbled. Jimmy was blushing, and couldn't handle it anymore. He and Nix walked up to each other to kiss, but instead, Nix grabbed Jimmy's head and cracked it, killing him. "There, don't mess with my friends!" He said to the corpse. "Well, DANCE TIME!"
Soon Nix and Cartman began dancing, while in the back ground, the other kids mourned as police and paramedics arrived at the scene.
THE END!