Valentines Day
Naruto goes around asking for advice. Me trying to be funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Crackish pairings, yuri.
Naruto woke up. As his ramen was being micro waved, he went to check the date. It was the thirteenth of February. Fuck…Valentine's Day is tomorrow…
Now that Sasuke was gone, he'd stopped bothering Sakura-chan about them possibly hooking up. Mostly because someone else had gotten on his mind…
He had the week off, which meant training, but he decided he could try to ask some people for advice about his new lady troubles.
His first thought was the Kyuubi. The demon had to know something, after all. He reached into his mind, and went up to the bars that held the fox inside of him.
"Hey, Fox-teme, I need some help." The boy shouted.
'What…are you dying again…?' the Kitsune asked sarcasmically.
"Err…no…I've got some…romantic issues…"
'What…don't tell me it's that girl again…she doesn't like you, kit.'
"It's not her…its…"
'Out with it…'"Lady Tsunade…"
'The busty chick? You know you're fucked…'"Yeah, do you have any ideas…?"
'Well, I don't know if you've noticed…but from reading your memories…she's got some serious frontage…try to ignore that…'
"I…never noticed. She's just so…sure of herself…"
'Confidence…ok…write her a letter, I guess…being direct with the Hokage could get you killed.'"Thanks…you're not the bad, Kyuubi."
He left the sewer with new confidence, and was now back in his apartment. His ramen was now getting cold, so he inhaled it very quickly.
He decided that he should get a second opinion. Hmm…Kakashi-sensei is always reading those books...maybe he knows something…
And so he went hunting.