Summary- Itachi is investigating the murder of rich, party princess Zoruki Sumire (A/N: original character) the only sign of death being two puncture wounds in her throat, following leads he comes across an underground club called 'Blood Lust' where as the owner of the establishment seems suspicious, Itachi can't ignore the fact that the owner's younger brother is his brother's boyfriend! XD Ment to be a thrilling mystery however we all know I shall screw up most definitely. SasuxNaru, KyuuxIta, KakaxIru, SasoxDei, GaaxLee, etc.

Shall this be a series of Mysteries? Hmm… dunno. Anyway some background info;

If you don't know what the main characters look like, go on Wikipedia, I'll explain the Original characters through.

Ages:

Itachi: 21

Sasuke: 15

Kyuubi: 19

Naruto: 14

Kakashi: 25

Iruka: 23

Sasori: 20

Deidara: 18

Kisame: 22

Gaara: 14

Lee: 15

Other characters will be around these ages

Disclaimer: All characters of Naruto; the series, belong to Kishimoto who I praise most graciously…XD

Kisame winced, unlike Itachi he wasn't quite used to the smell of death, yet. He glanced over to his team captain to see him kneel next to the victim.

"Cause of death is exsanguination." Itachi note flatly looking at the woman sprawled out on her bed, two puncture wounds in her neck. The room was top notch with a walk-in closet with enough clothes to garb every homeless person in Konoha and a bathroom as large as the closet, with a tub that could house 3 dolphins. Various works of art dotted the house. She was in the newspaper almost daily with various reports of attending the 'A-list' parties all around Konoha and back; Zoruki Sumire. Her waist-long brown hair was tangled around her. Her golden eyes were closed thankfully stopping the look of horror her face revealed fro reaching them, with her mouth slightly agape. She was naked and, Itachi had to admit, even though he was gay, had a nice figure.

Kisame flinched, his pen pausing on his shark decal notepad (A/N: XDD) "Itachi…someone drained her?" he flinched from the cold look Itachi gave him.

"So good of you to remember your vocabulary, Kisame. Now if you'd hurry up and get these notes down, I'll dismiss you so you can attend my brother's high school Spelling Bee."

"No way. A Spelling Bee? In high-" he stopped at the stare Itachi gave him. "Uh, right…" he jotted down what Itachi said.

Itachi made a few more notes before standing up "Who found the body?"

"Maid, she's down stairs, Sasori and Deidara are interviewing her. Itachi nodded.

When they reached downstairs Itachi noted that nothing looked displaced, as well as the Scene Workers, before his attention was brought to a wailing girl that looked around her late teens dressed in, Lord help her,a Red Lolita maid outfit on the plush silver couch. "What's the name?" he asked Deidara, who had an arm around the girl's shoulder, much to the oblivious dislike over his lover and fellow teammate, Sasori.

"Uh…we got Ino out of her, un." Deidara replied rubbing the blonde's back in a comforting way, missing the dirty look Sasori gave him.

Itachi knelt down in front the girl. "Ino?" he asked causing the girl to look up through her hands.

"I-I couldn't…" Ino stuttered before flinging herself back into Deidara's arms "Sumire-ane-san!!!! (1) S-she's…!!" Ino wailed.

"Shh…" Itachi replied, watching the girl bury her head into Deidara's shoulder "When did you find her?" he asked. Ino released the grip she had on Deidara, and looked at Itachi tearfully.

"I-I dunno… I don't look at the clock, I come early though, she says to be here by 9 am though…" she sniffed.

Itachi nodded "Please tell me all you remember." He stated softly. Kisame's pen waiting, while Sasori more or less dragged Deidara out to have a 'chat'

"Y-you don't think I d-did that…right?" Ino whimpered, her fingers twisting a knot into her short skirt.

"Of course not…" 'You don't have to guts…' Itachi added silently to himself. "Now, how did you find her?" he started.

"I-I work here as one of the maids, Sa-Sakura does too; we alternate days, and sometimes work together on the weekends." Ino nodded, "Sakura was working here yesterday…" she added

Itachi nodded "So you came to work here?" Ino nodded

"Sakura and I get paid four times as much as any other place near here." She sniffed "Sumire-ane-san… she is-was-so nice… we came to work early all the time, she's always up so, when she didn't answer the door, I used the spare key she gave me and went up to her room to wake her and-and…" Ino broke down into a heavier storms of sobs.

Itachi stood up "I'll have someone escort you home, try to calm down and if you remember anything you think might help call me…" he motioned for one of the female officers. "Take her home." He ordered.

Itachi sighed driving home, after making sure the body was bagged and tagged, and managing to grab Sasori before he fucked Deidara in their squad car, he gave their chief, Jiraiya, a brief report, and escaped the hell hole of Central.

'What's next?' he wondered pulling up to the front steps at 9:00pm. He blinked noting Sasuke's car wasn't there (A/N: he's got his learner's permit; I'm from Maryland so there…(age to drive is sixteen going on eighteen) 'Shit…' he cursed knowing Sasuke sure as hell hadn't told him about any plans of his.