TWILIGHT'S QUEST TO GET LAID
A/N: hey guys this is my first fanfic ever! So please don't give me too much criticism! Also there is clop so if you are a kid gtfo other wise enjoy! Ps. I will make new chapters every weekend if I can. Please R&R!
Chapter 1
Twilight was sleeping in bed till the morning sun awoken her from her sleep. She sat up and had a loud yawn right before she stepped out of bed. She walked down the stairs where spike was making breakfast for the purple mare. "Good morning Spike" twilight said still half asleep thanks to a certain party pony. "Good morning Twilight. Hey why you look so tired?" Spike asked in concerned. "Pinkie's party. We were up all night celebrating Gummy's birth day". Twilight sat down at the table where she began to eat. After they finished eating she heard a knock from the door. Derpy hooves were standing outside with twilight's mail. "Good morning Derpy." Twilight said. "Good morning Twilight! Here your mail!" Derpy replied handing Twilight her mail "thank you Derpy. Say what that poster?" Twilight asked while Derpy didn't even bother to answer the question and flew away. Twilight just shook her head and went back inside. She thought to herself when she realized she has a pick nick today with her best friends. She started to panic and grabbed a pick nick blanket, scrolls, quills, and yelled back at spike "I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THE PICK NICK TODAY! SPIKE COULD YOU PLEASE PUT THE BOOKS BACK WERE THEY WERE I GOT TO GO!" Spike shook his head yes and Twilight ran out the door and towards Sugar Cube Corner. She dashed in and said "hello Twilight! I see you came for the cupcakes." Twilight shook her head yes frantically and impatiently at the blue mare as she handed Twilight the sweets and she paid her. "Thank you for the cupcakes!" twilight shouted and ran to the park where she meet up with her best friends. "Sorry I'm… *heavy breathing* late." Twilight said exhausted and dropped. "uh Twilight… we just got here" the cyan colored mare said. They all set up the pick nick stuff and food when rarity asked "uh Twilight where are the drinks?" "uh no I forgot about that!" Twilight said annoyed. "Don't worry about it sugar cube I'm sure you just had a lot of things on your mind" the farmer pony said to cheer up the purple unicorn. "I did…" Twilight replied. Soon the mares started telling jokes till they started talking about rumors "I heard the princess is a virgin pretty weird huh?" Rainbow dash said. "Well she probably has no time to be worrying about that when she is a ruler of all of Eqestria" twilight said in celestia's defense. "Say twilight… are YOU A Virgin?" the cyan mare asked twilight. "Well um…. No" Twilight lied. "hummm then how come your sweating like that!" Rainbow dash asked once more.
A/N: well this is the end of the first chapter! Hope you guys enjoyed it! And more to come soon! Also suggestions will be appreciated! Till next time!