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everything else is da awsome J.K Rowling.. you can try sue us but ya know.
don't cause its mean.. we would cry. luv styx and stones
SUMMARY: On a dare, Harry and Hermione encounter Snape in a rather alarming.costume lots larfs coz we're off our ROCKER!
A/N: this is our first fanfiction so don't flame and if you do u suck coz as if you would luv styx and stones xxx
DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS?
"Does my Ass look big in this Poochy?" Severus asked the store manager as he elated his rear in the air so that 'Poochy' could get a better look.
Harry and Hermione stared at each other, they had just entered ' Pooch's Poof Emporium' to hear what sounded like and loked like their Potions Teacher asking about the voluminosity of his behind. Flicking his greasy hair over his shoulder, Severus glanced past his ass throuh the mirror to see two of his most hated gryffindor students staring at him with wide eyes and open mouths.
"What the fuck?!" harry exclaimed looking at the potions master's purple corset, green fishnets covering his arms and legs and big black fuck me boots reaching to just above the knee.
"Em yes" Snape blushed, trying to hide his embarassment, "Yes. This well go down very well at the. Haloween party. Madam.."
"Why Severus, what ARE you talking about, this is your new clubbing outfit, remember?" Madam Pooch replied in wonder.
"SHUTUP woman!" Serverus hissed spining around and attempted to storm off to the change rooms with all the dignity he could muster. In the change rooms Serverus slumped onto the stool. He just couldn't believe it, he had to put up with those brats at school and there they were, nosing around iin his private life as well. How would he get out of this predicament.
Outside Hary and Hermione glanced at each other and smothered chuckles.
"And what would you like my dears," Madam Pooch queried. Suddenly she acquired an odd gleam to her eyes. " You know, it's not often that we get pretty young things like you in here," She said, siddling up to Harry and stroking his chin with her long nails.
Harry took a quick step back in surprise and precisely at the same moment Harry and Hermine realised that 'Madam' Pooch was no madam but a Fellow! Bloke! Gent! Beefcake! POOF! Harry stiffled a scream "You monster!" (Ok we've lost the plot.. right on track again!)
Harry took 2 more steps back dragging Hermine with him. "I don't think this dare was a good idea Hermine, lets get out of here."
Just then, Snape emerged from the dressing rooms in his usual black cloak.
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TBC...will update next week! Thanks for reading and if you click that little button that says review we will give u 5 spanks on the bottom! Lol no just kidding! But it would be fun if ya did! *MWA* by styx and stones (God we are funny)
SUMMARY: On a dare, Harry and Hermione encounter Snape in a rather alarming.costume lots larfs coz we're off our ROCKER!
A/N: this is our first fanfiction so don't flame and if you do u suck coz as if you would luv styx and stones xxx
DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS?
"Does my Ass look big in this Poochy?" Severus asked the store manager as he elated his rear in the air so that 'Poochy' could get a better look.
Harry and Hermione stared at each other, they had just entered ' Pooch's Poof Emporium' to hear what sounded like and loked like their Potions Teacher asking about the voluminosity of his behind. Flicking his greasy hair over his shoulder, Severus glanced past his ass throuh the mirror to see two of his most hated gryffindor students staring at him with wide eyes and open mouths.
"What the fuck?!" harry exclaimed looking at the potions master's purple corset, green fishnets covering his arms and legs and big black fuck me boots reaching to just above the knee.
"Em yes" Snape blushed, trying to hide his embarassment, "Yes. This well go down very well at the. Haloween party. Madam.."
"Why Severus, what ARE you talking about, this is your new clubbing outfit, remember?" Madam Pooch replied in wonder.
"SHUTUP woman!" Serverus hissed spining around and attempted to storm off to the change rooms with all the dignity he could muster. In the change rooms Serverus slumped onto the stool. He just couldn't believe it, he had to put up with those brats at school and there they were, nosing around iin his private life as well. How would he get out of this predicament.
Outside Hary and Hermione glanced at each other and smothered chuckles.
"And what would you like my dears," Madam Pooch queried. Suddenly she acquired an odd gleam to her eyes. " You know, it's not often that we get pretty young things like you in here," She said, siddling up to Harry and stroking his chin with her long nails.
Harry took a quick step back in surprise and precisely at the same moment Harry and Hermine realised that 'Madam' Pooch was no madam but a Fellow! Bloke! Gent! Beefcake! POOF! Harry stiffled a scream "You monster!" (Ok we've lost the plot.. right on track again!)
Harry took 2 more steps back dragging Hermine with him. "I don't think this dare was a good idea Hermine, lets get out of here."
Just then, Snape emerged from the dressing rooms in his usual black cloak.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~**~*~*~**~*~**~*~*~*~*~ **~*~*~**~*
TBC...will update next week! Thanks for reading and if you click that little button that says review we will give u 5 spanks on the bottom! Lol no just kidding! But it would be fun if ya did! *MWA* by styx and stones (God we are funny)