WWE
Disc: You know the drill – I don't own the characters.
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Up to Austin making the Christian vs. Goldberg in a steel cage match. AU after that.
Part 1
She stared around, her eyes skimming over the faces in the room. She sighed loudly, causing the occupants of the room to look at her curiously. Raking a hand through long hair, she pouted slightly, swinging her legs back and forth under the table she was sitting on.
"I'm bored…" She announced and then nodded decisively, as if daring anyone to argue with her.
"Oh no!! Queen Li is bored!!! Quick, somebody do something!" She glared at the young green haired man while trying unsuccessfully to hide her laughter. She pouted again, drawing snickers from the other two men in the room.
"But I'm bored!" She hopped off the table and poked Shane in the chest. "And it's all your fault!" She added, bouncing on the balls of her feet, her eyes brimming with laughter. Shane 'Hurricane' Helms sputtered in disbelief, his hand snapping out and catching her finger as it went in to poke him again.
"My fault? How is you being bored my fault?" He asked her, turning to look at the two men helplessly. The blonde man who had been sitting on a chair watching interestedly smiled disarmingly at the beautiful diva before turning to face Shane, a mock frown on his face.
"Weeelll, you did kind of tell her not to leave the locker room…" The man drawled out, before facing the tall diva. "And honey, I didn't think you were the type to follow orders…" He grinned as the diva blushed at the endearment before her face brightened.
"You know, Blondie's right! Since when have I ever listened to you, Shane?" She grinned at his resigned expression before flying out the door, turning to wave cheerily at the dark haired man who had been watching them all with an amused smile.
Shane watched the door slam shut before turning to glare angrily at the blonde sitting calmly.
"Damnit Shawn!!" Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash watched on in shock as the normally mild-mannered wrestler punched a hole in the locker room.
"What's wrong with you? She's just going for a walk man…it's not like she can get into a ton of trouble while she's gone. Calm down man…" Shawn told him, HBK exchanging a confused glance with his best friend.
The Hurricane snorted, his green eyes flashing. "Hell, if you think that's true, then you obviously don't know Lita … that girl can't walk ten meters without getting in trouble…but that's not what I'm worried about." The self-proclaimed super hero trailed off, a distressed look on his face.
"Well, then, what are you worried about?" Kevin asked reasonably, speaking for the first time.
"The Hardy's…" He said simply before walking to the door.
"I know Jeff's been acting like an ass lately, but I don't think – wait, did you just say Hardy's? Plural? As in both Matt and Jeff?"
Shane hesitated at the door, only one word leaving his lips before he left, but that one word spoke volumes to both men still in the room.
"Yep…"
TBC???