Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. My couz owns the story. She's cool don't mess with her! Plot: Pippin is stressed and talks to Mel for her advice! Can Melissa give Pip her advice or can she get annoyed with him??? ******************************************************** Melissa is sitting in a chair next to a Physicatric lounge. She is holding a notebook and looking solemn.

Melissa: Welcome to Mel's show. Today on our show we have Pippin. Pippin walks in, his eyes red and full of tears. Mel: Pippin would you like to lie down? Pip: Yeah (sniff sniff)

He lies down

Mel: Now tell me, what's on your mind Pip: Nobody gives me proper credit. They all say I'm dumb. But if hadn't had knocked over that skeleton in Moria, Gandalf never would have become Gandalf the White. Mel: True, True. But let's get your mind off Gandalf for a sec. Now does Merry give you credit? Pip: (sniff sniff) sometimes. Most of the time. Mel: Well, Pippin you shouldn't blame yourself. I think Gimli and Frodo have something to do with this situation. She pressing play on the special edition DVD of Lord of the Rings when the Fellowship are in the snow and Gimli suggests about Moria and Frodo says go through the mines. Mel: see what I mean. It wasn't your entire fault. These men are to blame as well. Why do you worry over Gandalf? Is there something else your not telling me? Pip gets all flushed and hot and takes a deep breath. Pip: Well before the fellowship began, Gandalf and I. had an affair.

Crowd: Oohhh!

Pippin starts to cry. Mel puts her hand on his arm. Mel: It's okay. That's what I'm here for. Now why would have an affair with Gandalf? Five months ago you told me you loved Merry. Is that still true? Pip: Of course I still love Merry. It's just a one off thing. But I still feel guilty for killing Gandalf.

Mel smacks her head

Mel: Same time in three months Pip: Yup!

******************************************************** Melissa's opinion: In this case, Pippin felt guilty of something that he was just apart of. Two other people were part of Gandalf's death. Man some of these free folk should just get on with life and the leave the past behind. Pip still has lots of friends and they still love him (but Merry loves him even more) and that is what counts!

Next week: Lurtz confesses about Saruman and Sauron!!!!!

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