AN: Just a funny little drabble 8). I'll have another oneshot explaining stuff later this week.
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"Gabi, look what I have!" I heard my best friend, Sharpay say and looked up from my laptop to see her waving my boyfriends Blue Silicone covered Blackberry, walking into my lounge with my other two best friends, Kelsi and Jessica behind her.
"Why do you have Troy's phone?" I asked, supicosly.
"For maybe we could see what he's getting you for your birthday?" Jessica said grinning, her green eyes sparkling.
"Who says I want to know?"
"Like everything!" Kelsi added.
"Fine, fine, fine! You guy's no me to well. How did you get his phone?"
"Um, well the dudes are playing basketball out back so Jess and Shar got his phone off the table while I kept look out."
"Good idea, guys. Now let me see his phone!" I took his phone from Shar and the girls surrounded my as I looked through his text messages I didn't see anything until I saw a text message he sent to His "Wife" that said, "I love you and miss you babe. Can't wait to see you. Xoxo Troy"
"What the hell?" I said.
"Who's his wife?" Sharpay said, and I, Kelsi, and Jessica glared at her.
"How are we supposed to know?" Jessica said.
"Did they reply?" Jess asked.
"Um, yeah they replied: "I love and miss you too, babe. Can't wait to see you either. Xoxo Your Babe." How sick is that?"
"I'm going to kill him!" Sharpay screamed, and Jessica and Kelsi nodded in agreement.
"Let me at him first," I said barely audible and jumped up with the phone and stomped downstairs.
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"TROY ALEXANDER BOLTON!" I heard my girlfriend Gabriella yell and looked up from my basketball game to see her coming towards me with an angry expression on her angelic face.
"What's wrong, babe?" I said, dropping the ball and walking towards her.
"DON"T FUCKIN BABE ME! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" She screamed even louder shoving my phone at me, I took it out of her hands and looked down to see a text message screen up with a text message to my wife.
"It's a text message?' I tried carefully.
"I know it's a fucking text message but who the fuck is it to?"
"My wife?" I said.
"Yea, so your fucking married and your cheating on her with me?"
I laughed at her misunderstanding but stopped once I saw that she didn't think it was funny.
"Why are you fucking laughing?"
"Who do you think my wife is?" I said trying to control my laughter.
"How am I suppose to know?"
"My wife is you, Brie." I said, truly.
"No, it's not you have a Gabi in you phone!"
"Yea, that Gabi is Gabrielle. She was my brothers ex-girlfriend. I just haven't deleted her number yet. Did you even check the number?"
"No," she mumbled with her head down, but then her head snapped back up. "But I don't remember sending that!"
"I sent that to you this morning on my way home from work. And then you called me and told me to stop at the store to pick up more crayons for Aly and Noah and dog food for Belen and Duke." I said referring to are three-year-old twin girls and our King Charles Cavalier Spaniel puppy and Siberian Husky puppy.
"Oh, right an where are those?" She said with that adorable smirk of hers.
"In the car, and I also picked up food for Blitz" Referring to our tiger like hamster.
"Okay, then. I love you," She told me.
"I love you too, my wife."
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Review and tell me how bad it sucked. Also I own nothing but Jessica Marie Reed, Alyson Erin Bolton, Noah Alexis Bolton, Duke the Siberian husky, Belen the king charles cavalier spaniel, and Blitz the Hamster.