Dynasty Warriors Christmas! Sing-Along!
By: THE-BUNNY-OF-EVIL!!!!
First song is:
Jingle Bells! (messed up!)
(BEGIN SCENE!)
Zu Yun: (hums) hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm hmhm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm
To Ren (JW): Hey, what are you singing, Zu?
Zu Yun: Oh! It's a tune I heard from the soldiers and I thought it was kinda catchy.
To Ren: Really? Let's hear it!
Zu Yun: um ok. (Sings) Jingle Bells --
Xiao Qiao: (Runs across the hall) Lu Zun Smells!
Lu Zun: (Chases Xiao Qiao with a pan in an apron) Xiao Qiao dropped my eggs!
Guan Yu: (appears with Zhang Fei) The carraiges have lost their wheels,
Zhang Fei: (growls) And Cao Cao Got away... (is bumped into by Lu Zun) HEY!
Zu Yun: (very weirded out) Jingle Bells --
Zhang Fe: Now I smell!! (growls)
Lu Zun: Well, She dropped my eggs! (points to the running Xiao Qiao)
Guan Yu: (still walking away) The carraiges need new wheels..
Xiao Qiao: And I'm getting away! (hides)
To Ren: WOW! So that's how that song goes?
Zu Yun: Umm no. But here, I'll sing the other part to you. (sings) Dashing through the snow --
Liu Bei: (peeks his head out of his room) Can someone get my tea?
Zhao Yu: (Looking over maps) So many towns to go..
Sun Ce: (walking with Zhao Yu) Will we pass over sea?
Zu Yun: (Getting irritated) Bells on bobtail ring --
Da Qiao: (hold Xiao, scolding Lu Zun) You made Xiao Qiao Cry!
Zu Yun: HOW FAR DO I HAVE TO GO JUST TO SING THIS SONG TONIGHT!?
Everyone: (jumps in and sings)
Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!
Jingle all the way!
Oh! What fun it is to ride,
In a one horse open sleigh! Hey!
Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!
Jingle all the way!
Oh! What fun it is to ride,
In A One Horse Open SLEIGH!!!!!! HEY!
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