Chapter 1

Twinkle: So I wrote a new story, big deal. It's another Female! Naruto, big deal. Read if you want. It's only up to you. Enjoy!

Summary:

Akatsuki is on the move. While Itachi is asked to join, they come across Kalikamaru in an alley, broken and beaten. She admittedly took a liking to the members. Hearing why the villagers hate her so, she leaves with Akatsuki. While at the gate before she leaves her birthplace, she declares something. "Konoha will fall by my hand." Look out Konoha, Kalikamaru is coming to kick some ass. Rated m for blood and gore. Femnaru dark!naru

"Itachi, why?" asked young Sasuke. Itachi turned to him.

"I did it to test my merit." He said before leaving.

"Die demon!"

"Fall off a cliff!"

"You killed my wife!"

"You killed my family!"

"I hate you!"

Theses were some of the many things the villagers said to young Kalikamaru Uzumaki Namikaze everyday. She knew why, but she didn't understand why. You see, this young girl had been in touch with the Kyuubi no Yoko ever since she was three years of age. She was sick and tired of the treatment she received. This bringing us to our current situation.

"Finally, the demon is dead!" came the cry of a man of 45. He and his friends had just succeeded in killing the demon.

"Let's go celebrate at the bar!" said another. Cries of agreement filled the ears of the supposedly dead Kalikamaru.

*~*Inside Kalikamaru's Head*~*

"I'm tired of this shit!" yelled a furious 7 year old. She was short for her age with blue eyes and blood red hair.

"I know kit, I know." Yoko cooed trying to calm the crying girl. She sighed. "Kit, your all healed. You better wake up, somebody is approaching."

*~*Outside Kalikamaru's Head*~*

"Pein, look! It's a child!" said a blue haired woman of about 20. She ran over to the young girl and picked her up just as her stormy blue eyes opened.

"Konan put her back down. Let's go." The man named Pein said. Konan glared at him.

"No! She cute and she hurt. Though it appears that all her wounds are healed." Konan stated.

Pein's eyes widen slightly. He ran over to his teammate and the child and snatched her out of Konan's arms. He lifted her shirt.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Konan asked hitting Pein upside the head. "I always knew you were a closet perv."

"She has a seal. This means the she's a Jinjuuriki." Pein stated more to himself than Konan but she heard none the less.

"That means we can keep her!?" Konan asked excitedly. When Pein nodded, Konan snatched the girl up and hugged her squealing girlishly.

Itachi was fleeing the Uchiha compound and going to the clearing the leader of this mysterious group, which went by the name of Akatsuki, wanted him to meet them in.

When he arrived, he was surprised to see them holding a child in a blanket. Thinking it was their child, he dropped it though was still curious.

"I take it you must be Itachi-kun." Konan said smiling. Itachi grunted his response.

"If you don't mind me asking, is that your child in the bundle?" Itachi asked.

"You can say that." Pein said after receiving a glare from Konan.

"May I see?" Itachi asked as he walked towards the two. They nodded and he pulled back the blanket to see and sleeping Kalikamaru. His eyes widen as he jumped back and pulled out his katana. "I'm going to have to ask you to drop the child."

Konan cocked her head to the side. "Why?"

"See is a citizen of Konoha and should be at home. Why did you kidnap her?" Itachi demanded.

"We didn't. We found her beaten and hurt in an alley. She said her name was Kalikamaru Uzumaki-Namikaze. I'm surprise the villagers would beat the last living member of the Namikaze clan." Pein explained.

Itachi eyes widen more as he put his sword away. "Namikaze? No wonder she Uzumaki as a last name. The only reason they beat her is because they feel that she is the reincarnation of the Kyuubi. They don't know she's the heiress to the Namikaze clan. Hell, I didn't even know." Itachi said.

Said girl started to squirm awake. She sat up and wrapped her arm around Konan's neck. Wiping her eye with her other hand, she looked at her surroundings. "Where are we, aunty Konan?" she asked with a yawn.

Konan smiled at the girl and at being called aunt by the sweet child. "We're just handling some business."

"Then, why is Itachi here?" she said pointing to said raven.

"He is joining our organization." Pein said.

"Oh." Was the reply as Konan passed Kalikamaru to Pein who put her on his back.

"So," Pein said turning back to Itachi, "What is your answer?"

"I shall join your organization." Itachi said with a bow.

"Uncle?" little Kalikamaru called.

"Yes?"

"Can I go get some ramen?" she asked politely.

"Sure, go ahead. Just be back in 20 minutes." Pein said as he put the girl down.

"Got ya!" she said as she ran out the clearing.

"After all she's been through, she can still smile. It surprises me to no end." Itachi said, the others just nodding in agreement as they watch the young girl leave.

Kalikamaru was running back to the clearing when a group of villagers cornered her. Her eyes brimmed with tears as she thought, 'Aunt Konan, Uncle Pein.'

When she found her voice before they started to beat on her, she spoke up. "Why? Why do you hurt me?!"

"You're just Kyuubi so shut up."

Kalikamaru's world shattered around her. They thought she was Kyuubi? Kyuubi!? She isn't 20 stories tall! Or has claws and fur. AND that was a disgrace to her okaa-chan.

That was it. They pushed their limits. Just as someone was going to hit her, she caught their arm and broke it with a sickening crack.

'What is this ability? This power?' she thought killing a Chunin.

"Kit! Your parents' bloodlines mixed with each other! Your mother's was to have all affinities while your father's was the power to control your affinity without hand signs! PLUS, with my chakra, you have inhuman strength without controlling it. Your entire eye should be red, your iris should be orange, and your pupil should be a slit and black." Kyuubi explain while Kalika went through killing everyone.

Konan started to get worried. "Where is she?" she asked as she paced and forth. As if speaking of the devil, Kalikamaru came wondering into the clearing. At first, Konan was happy to see her but when she realized that her niece was covered in blood, she ran over to her. "Kali, what happened?!" Konan asked panicked.

"They pushed me over the edge. They all deserved it." Kalika said. Konan quirked an eyebrow.

"That still doesn't answer my question." She said.

"I was walking her from the ramen shop when some of those assholes cornered me. I asked why they hated me so and they said because you're Kyuubi. That's a disgrace to okaa-chan! I don't have fur or claws! Yeah, I have whiskers but those are birthmarks! It's just bat fair!!" she yelled. She took deep breaths. "After they said that, they pushed me over. I killed them. Every last of them. I had unlocked my bloodline. It's the Uzumaki and Namikaze doujutsu's mingled with Kyuu's chakra. Here, let me show you." The older three sat down and watched as Kalika effortlessly flowed chakra to her eyes. She looked at them, making them flinch. "The orange is my father's bloodline, allowing me to control my affinity. The red is my mother's, allowing me to have all five affinities. The cat-like is Kyuu's chakra."

All three sat gaping at seven year old as she deactivated her bloodline.

Pein was the first to recover. "Kali-chan, come here." He said. She obediently walked over and sat in his lap. "I, your aunt, and Itachi here are leaving the village. Do you want to come with us?" he asked gently.

"Of course! I'm absolutely not staying here. But when I do come back, Konoha will burn!" (Insert creepy evil laughter with lightning flashing and a flash light under her face)

Everyone unconsciously took a scoot back, fearing the creepy girl in front of them. 'Is she really seven?' was their thoughts.

"Well, let's go!" she said before taking off to pack a couple things.

While at the gate before she leaves her birthplace, she declares something. "Konoha will fall by my hand." She said before walking past the humungous gate.