Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
A/N: This is stupid... I hope
the italics makes it more readable. I was confusing myself
Love bites
00.24 Saturday night, (or Sunday morning, whatever) the empty storage-room, third floor...
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, mff, oh, ohhh, oh, oh, OW!!!"
"Oops.."
"You bit me!"
"Um... Yeah... Uh... Sorry."
"I can't BELIEVE you actually bit me!!!"
"You bit me first..."
"I bit you?"
"I've got the marks to prove it…"
"Er… Yeah, sorry bout that... Heat of the moment you know..."
*Awkward silence while the little wheels turns in bitten person's head*
"HEY! Wait! That has nothing to do with this!" the voice yelled angrily
"And don't try giving me puppy eyes! You're the one
who's a werewolf, remember?"
"I said I'm sorry... Besides, I don't think it's transmissible if
I'm not in... Err... My other form."
"You don't think so? You don't THINK so?" yelled the voice "Well here's
what I think." *slap*
"Hey! That was totally un-called for. I got a little carried away
thats all. And I seriously don't think it will be transmitted."
"We'll se about that next full moon..."
"Well... At least then we'd be spending more time together... Alone…"
"Two werewolves in the Shrieking Shack? Yeah, that REALLY qualifies
as quality time together…"
"Okay... Bad idea."
"REALLY bad idea! We'd probably tear each other to pieces..."
"Not necessarily... Heh..."
"BAD mental place! You dirty bastard! I'd better to neuter you before
going anywhere near you on a full moon again."
"You don't have to be that harsh, I was only joking."
"Hmpf."
"It's not like we'd have werewolf-puppies."
"Stop it right there!"
"Ok. Sorry."
*silence*
*rustling noises*
"Still mad?"
"No... Not exactly. You know I can't stay mad at you."
"Why are you smiling?"
"Oh... Only thinking."
"Bout what?"
*embarrassed giggle*
"You know... Werewolf-puppies would be kind of cute."
"Right... Get. Of. Me. NOW!"
The end