Metal Gear Job Listings 2
Position
Metal Gear Ray or Rex Cleaner
Metal Gear Ray or Rex Pilot
1 Pay
Cleaner: $15,000 a month
Pilot: $60,000 a month
Description
Ever want to see a real life mecha the size of a standing truck? Ever want to witness it through the eyes of a normal pilot? Well join us again as we take you on a live trip to either: an odd tower called Babel, a snowy fortress called Shadow Moses and even a brand new hijacked Russian Tanker!
You will be provided a decent brochure on where to go (or not) and a free pair of Thermal Goggles (please return if you wish to ignore our job offer or we will have to take you out!)
If you do wish to join us, please take note that every once in a while you may encounter odd-looking individuals. If this encounter ever happens, take note of the use of the Metal Gear Chaingun or simply step on them! (NOTE: We will take you out if you intentionally kill a friend or employee!)
Being a pilot will grant you free access to the hidden bases such as Babel and Shadow Moses. (Be aware if you happen to go to the wrong job location over 3 times, we will take you out!)
You will be granted the free following:
Necessary Medical assistance
Free toilets
A decent sleeping bunker
A unique Metal Gear Rex model or a Walther p228 (with bullets!)!
If you also happen across any intruders, your chance of survival relies on your training and skills (a necessary requirement of employment) and may also result in your untimely death when you realize that "piece of steel" happens to be a Stinger missile launcher!
For extra details call:
1800-713-SNAPANECK
Extras
Wanted: A non-sentient right arm
Call 803-4552-1302
Ask for Ocelot
(THANKS: To Hideo Kojima, your genius marks the world!)
Position
Metal Gear Ray or Rex Cleaner
Metal Gear Ray or Rex Pilot
1 Pay
Cleaner: $15,000 a month
Pilot: $60,000 a month
Description
Ever want to see a real life mecha the size of a standing truck? Ever want to witness it through the eyes of a normal pilot? Well join us again as we take you on a live trip to either: an odd tower called Babel, a snowy fortress called Shadow Moses and even a brand new hijacked Russian Tanker!
You will be provided a decent brochure on where to go (or not) and a free pair of Thermal Goggles (please return if you wish to ignore our job offer or we will have to take you out!)
If you do wish to join us, please take note that every once in a while you may encounter odd-looking individuals. If this encounter ever happens, take note of the use of the Metal Gear Chaingun or simply step on them! (NOTE: We will take you out if you intentionally kill a friend or employee!)
Being a pilot will grant you free access to the hidden bases such as Babel and Shadow Moses. (Be aware if you happen to go to the wrong job location over 3 times, we will take you out!)
You will be granted the free following:
Necessary Medical assistance
Free toilets
A decent sleeping bunker
A unique Metal Gear Rex model or a Walther p228 (with bullets!)!
If you also happen across any intruders, your chance of survival relies on your training and skills (a necessary requirement of employment) and may also result in your untimely death when you realize that "piece of steel" happens to be a Stinger missile launcher!
For extra details call:
1800-713-SNAPANECK
Extras
Wanted: A non-sentient right arm
Call 803-4552-1302
Ask for Ocelot
(THANKS: To Hideo Kojima, your genius marks the world!)