A strange version of Frère Jacques, as sung by the Russia living in my head. Mind that the last verse slows down. Enjoy! Ok, since Fan Fiction is a B***H! I can't break up my verses so the tune repeats every eight lines.

You are hiding,

I am seeking.

Where are you?

Where are you?

Hiding in the bathroom,

Waiting in the bedroom?

You're not there,

You're not there.

I am looking,

I don't see you.

Where have you gone?

Where have you gone?

Hey there, can you help me?

I'm looking for someone.

Can you help?

Can you help?

Here's his picture,

Have you seen him?

Can you help?

Can you help?

Oh goody, you've seen him.

Tell me where to find him.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

You are hiding,

I am seeking.

I know where.

I know where!

You are in the stables,

Hiding in the stables.

I know you're there,

I know you're there.

Here we are now,

Here we are now.

I know you're here,

I know you're here.

I have won this game now,

So come out and play now.

This was fun,

This was fun.

Little Tori, little Tori,

I found you...

I found you…

Hi! (giggle)

So what'cha think? :D