THIS WILL BE A ONESHOT ABOUT HOW I THINK A FIGHT BETWEEN EDWARD AND DRACULA WOULD GO
WARNINGS!!!
1)THIS IS A CRACK FIC
2)MAJOR EDWARD BASHING
3)MAJOR BELLA BASHING
4)DO NOT ATEMPT ANY OF THESE STUNTS AT HOME (ANY OTHER PLACE BESIDES HOME IS FINE)
EDWARD TALKING IS IN ITALICS
DRACULA IS NORMAL
DRACULA SHOUTING IN NORMAL BOLD
EDWARD SHOUTING IN BOLD ITALICS
UNDERLINED IS BELLA WHICH WONT BE THAT MUCH
AND SO I SAY TO YOU LOVELY LIFEFORMS OF THIS GREAT EARTH ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Dracula this ends here we will see who the real vampire is"
"Fine i hope you are ready to die sparkly fucking farie"
"Thats it you bastard i will kill you know"
"What are you gonna sick your retard on me"
"Dude not cool thats my girlfriend Bella"
"Does she know shes dating a sparkly farie oh wait she's to stupid"
" Argh know you've done it sparkle power"At that edward dramatically rips open his shirt to show his fake sprayed on abbs and a rainbow flys off his chest and hits Dracula"Wait did you just hit me with a rainbow what kind of an attack is that""That is my most powerfull move how could you have dodged it its impossible"" um dude its a rainbow i mean who would get hurt by that its all happiness and sunshine i would say that your retard could probably hurt me more that you""Fine then i shall use another attack sparkle sneeze ACHOO!!!""OH GOD MY EYES I CANT SEE""Haha it worked""dude what the hell was that did you like shove glitter up your nose just to sneeze it on me"
"NO! ITS JUST NATURALLY THERE""Now that is the saddest thing i have ever heard........Is you retard chewing on a math book"" Damn it Bella how many times have i told you you read these not eat them if your hungry go get some food""Edward i can do whatever i want so give me back my math book""Not if you just gonna chew on it""Give me the damn book you pixie""God Damn it i am not a pixie heres your damn math book"" Ok if you Dip Shits are done i will kill you now"" No you wont cuase now i will use the-"he was then cut of by"Do not tell me your next attack will be sparkle shit because if it is i will just leave now""NO ITS NOT SPARKLE SHIT now i will use my glitter gun"" Dear God i am just going to kill you know" With that said Draculla goes up to Edward and Cracks his neck and throws him in a bonfire that apeared out of no where and went to Bella threw a cookie in the fire and she went chasing after it into the fire killing herself shouting"No cookie im coming with you!"
"Hell if it was that easy i could have done that at the beggining though it was entertaining at the least oh well there gone lesson learned"
SORRY IF IT SUCKED I AM SO BORED RIGHT NOW I AM WRITING THIS AT 1:30 AM IN MY TIME SO HOPED YOU LIKE IT
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NO FLAMES I WARNED YOU AT THE BEGGINING OF EXTREME BASHING SO YOU DIDNT HAVE TO READE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!