Fai and Kurogane walk into a Subway restaurant. I'm sure anyone who has seen a recent Subway commercial and has any knowledge of KuroFai can tell where this is going, but I will tell the story anyway.
Fai and Kurogane got in the line, that was not very long, and waited.
Kurogane looks down at Fai, and he has to do a double-take. He sees Fai smiling mischievously, and inquires him.
"What?" Fai started swinging back and forth innocently. "It's nothing, Kuro-pipi!" It didn't seem to convince him, but he left it alone regardless.
When it was their turn to order, the cashier gasped.
"You, my good sirs, are this Subway's one millionth customer! This means your meals are free! But don't get crazy."
Kurogane was very happy, as well was Fai. Kurogane ordered first, and he got quite a bit, more than he really wanted, but hey! It was free!
Then he turned to Fai.
"What are you getting?"
Fai went down the list of foods that he wanted until he got to the last food item, which instead of telling the cashier, he turned to Kurogane.
"...and a Five Dollar Foot Long."
"Don't tell me, tell him!" Kurogane said, a tiny bit annoyed.
"No. Because I don't want his Foot Long," Fai said, seductively advancing toward Kurogane. "I want yours." Now Fai was practically laying on top of Kurogane, who was layig on top of a table. Fai stared at Kurogane with his arms around Kuro's neck.
A few seconds of silence went by, then the whole Subway broke out into song and dance. The five employees working there, and the other ten customers.
Five! Five Dollar! Five Dollar Foot Loooong!
Five! Five Dollar! Five Dollar Foot Loooong!
At Subway!
On Kurogane!
Hey!
Fai Solo (with backup from the others):
Kuro! Kuro-puu! Kuro-puu I want yoooou!
In! In Subway! Let's do it in Subwaaaay!
And! I know that! I know that you're huuuuge!
I'll! Be seme! I will be your semeeee!
(Fai makes out with Kurogane, as a seme, during the chorus)
Chorus sung by employees and customers
Fai Solo:
Kuro! Kuro-puu! We are not done yeeeet! with your
Five! Five Dollar! Five Dollar Foot Loooong!
You! Kuro-puu! Are going straight to beeeed! and you'll
Wear! That thong! That sexy cheetah thoooong!
But not for long!
Chorus sung by everyone but Kurogane
Tahdaaaah!
Kurogane's foot long had been intrigued, and it couldn't take it anymore. It needed to be as close to Fai as possible, if not inside of him. On the taxi drive home, they almost got kicked out.