A new story... yet again.. it's going to be more then one chapter of course..
It's based on a short story that Roald Dahl wrote.. called.. well Bitch in his.. Switch bitch collection.. only.. slightly adjusted to fit my story and the Kim Possible story line... thingy.. But it has nothing to do with a bitch or somebody being a bitch XD Though Shego can tend to be a bit bitchy.. anyways! Moving on!
This.. is chapter one.. nothing special yet.. just a bit of an intro.. hope you enjoy it!
Oh and I don't own Kim Possible.. yada yada.. you know the drill =)
Bitch.
About 19 years ago a scientist teamed up with a famous perfume designer. They joined in the hope that they could make the ultimate perfume. They created a wonderful smelling scent and bottled it in a black and green capped bottle. The main ingredient was kept a secret but eventually people managed to create something similar to it.
It started out as a success but everything became a disaster when it was spread around. It was only meant as a sample that had been tested on 2 persons. The results were as expected quite over the top. The perfume was cut out of their plan because they knew it would turn out into a disaster if it got around.
Somehow the persons that tested the perfume got their hands on it and that's when trouble started. The perfume was copied and was sold all over the country. The US turned into a gigantic mess as the perfume infected it. A special team was assigned to find and destroy every bottle that had been made. It took them several months before all of the perfume was destroyed. The US turned back to normal because of an antidote that was created.
Everybody who had witnessed the effects of the perfume was to believe that it had been destroyed. Shego had witnessed the effects but she hadn't been aware of it at that moment. After all she had been 2 or 3 years old. Her mother had told her the story right before she died and it was a story she was going to relive without knowing it.
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A door slammed shut, the sound echoing through the entire compound.
"Stupid Drakken." Shego mumbled under her breath as she plopped down in front of her computer. She was angry and it was all because of Drakken and his 'stupid ass' inventions as she had put it. The guy was really getting on her nerves. It was beyond her mind how someone like that could ever, EVER take over the world. That was probably the reason he never succeeds in doing so.
Shego always calmed down by buying things for herself with his money. So naturally she went online and decided to do some shopping. She growled, slightly irritated by the advertisements that were popping up. God how she hated those things. She was busy clicking them away when something about perfume caught her eye. She clicked on the advertisement and was confronted with various kinds of perfume.
Well I'm almost out of perfume. She thought as her eyes fell upon her perfume bottle. Might as well buy something new. A picture of a sleek black bottle with a green cap came on screen and she was immediately interested. She clicked again and read some general information about the perfume out loud.
"Makes you irresistible, pff right as if I can get more irresistible. Triggers the senses in every possible way. Lure your lover in with this overwhelming perfume." She read and her lips curled up a bit.
"Not that I need any help with a body like this but there's no harm in trying it." She told herself as she clicked on the shopping cart symbol. She paid the price online and leaned back in her chair when the words 'thanks for your purchase, your product will be delivered within1 day' appeared. She didn't purchase any other items because the perfume had been quite expensive. It was surely going to make a hole in Drakken's finances.
"Well I feel better already." She said and she turned the computer off. She snarled a goodbye to Drakken when he tried to stop her from leaving and went home with the intention of getting a good night sleep. So once home she changed into her nightwear and went to bed. Once in bed she found herself awake and thinking about nothing in particular. She just thought about her day and the events or the events that didn't happen. She had actually expected a good fight with Kim but she never showed because Drakken's invention collapsed before it even worked.
"He's such a moron sometimes." She said rolling her eyes and she grinned as she thought about how the explosion of the machine had singed his hair. She actually liked it when he got hurt or when something bad happens to him. It always made her laugh; she just liked gloating.
"Well maybe I'll get a chance to fight princess tomorrow." She mumbled as her eyelids fell and sleep finally conquered. Her intention came through; she had never slept better then tonight. She was just slightly unhappy with the fact that morning came as soon as sleep had come. Her good night of sleep had passed by and she was already in the bathroom drying her hair.
"I hate waiting around for that goody two-shoes to drop in. I hope she hurries today so I can kick her ass quickly." Shego muttered as she slipped into her trademark suit. Her doorbell rang and she let out an irritated groan as she made her way to her front door. All she wanted to do was maim the person standing at her door but she didn't when she realized that her perfume had arrived.
"A package for Miss…." The young man started and he stopped to stare at Shego.
"If you stare any longer I swear to god I will singe every single hair on your body." Shego growled. The boy nodded and looked away as he offered her the package.
"Do I need to sign anything?" She asked and with shaking hands the deliverer handed her a clipboard. She accepted it and snatched a pen out of his pocket. The guy looked like he was ready to run for his life as he watched how Shego signed 'her name'. He quickly grabbed his clipboard and pen when she handed them and ran off in high speed. She rolled her eyes and closed the door, carrying her package to the kitchen counter.
She burned the package open and her eyes fell upon the black and green capped bottle. She uncapped it and sprayed a small amount on her wrist. She sniffed at her wrist and was surprised that the perfume was actually quite good. It seemed a combination of a warm sweet smell and a fresh springy smell. Seeing as she liked the scent she sprayed on some more before she went to 'work' or rather Drakken.
As she closed the door the substance in the bottle glowed lightly before dimming again. She went of to work and as expected Drakken whined about the amount of money she had used. Despite his whining Shego only felt better, knowing that she had accomplished her goal. Irritating and frustrating him with one purchase as much as he had irritated and frustrated her the day before. She waved him off and simply took a seat in a large lounge chair. Now all she had to do was 'listen' to his plan and wait for Kim to drop in.
Her mood was good so she didn't mind waiting a bit longer. Nothing could ruin this day for her, not even Drakken.
After his usual cliche rant Kim came dropping in as expected. It was always the same; she always came barging in right after his ranting. Would it kill her if she came barging in before he starts ranting?Shego questioned herself as she jumped into action. Ron or the buffoon as Shego liked to call him focused on Drakken and his invention as always. Kim got into her standard fighting stance and Shego just rolled her eyes.
Well here we go again. She thought as she threw a punch at Kim.
"So princess you weren't here yesterday. Didn't you miss me?" Shego asked in a fake hurt tone.
"No I didn't, sorry Shego." Kim replied as she threw a combo of punches and kicks at her. Shego easily dodged her combination and straightened herself.
"Well that's just hurtful." She said placing a hand on her chest.
"I hope it hurts a lot." Kim said dodging Shego's kick. As she dodged it she ended up being punched against her jaw, sending her flying across the room.
"Well aren't we cold today? You've really hurt my feelings pumpkin." Shego walked up to the red head and crouched down beside her. She raised Kim's head by her chin and looked at the red head.
"Tell me, don't you think I smell great?" Shego asked even though she didn't really care what Kim thought. She waved a bit with her hand spreading her perfume around them.
"I don't know, I have a cold so I can't breathe through my nose." Kim replied looking up at the pale woman.
"Mmm that's a pity because I just got it today. Well maybe some other time then?" Shego questioned as she roughly let go of Kim's face. She got up and turned around just to find out that Ron had yet again managed to destroy Drakken's invention.
"The things I go through for that moron." She muttered. She shot one last look at Kim and just winked at her. "Until next time princess." She said and she ran off, grabbing Drakken at his coat in the process. They disappeared out of sight and Kim got to her feet quickly.
"Ron let's go!" She shouted knowing that the lair would explode as it always did. They made their way out of there just in time, the building exploding behind them and launching them in a short flight with it's force. Kim landed on her back and Ron landed almost on top of her. That's when he noticed a new smell hanging around her.
"Hey.. I didn't know you wore perfume." He said rolling to the side.
"I don't." Kim replied.
"Well whatever it is, it smells warm and sweet but fresh as well." Ron said taking another sniff.
"Ron stop sniffing me." Kim muttered as they got to their feet. They went home with the ride Wade had arranged and even at home she got confronted with the new smell that was hanging around her.
"I'm not wearing perfume and even if I was, what does it matter?" Kim asked her mother.
"It doesn't matter it's just a very… strong smell." Her mother replied.
"Well I probably got it from Shego, she said she had gotten new perfume."
"Well mystery solved then." Her mother said and she strolled away as if nothing had happened. Kim just sighed and went up to her room. She was actually a bit frustrated about the fact that she couldn't smell the scent that was hanging around her. She knew it had to be a strong scent or else it wouldn't linger that long and easily. She just wished that she could smell it as well. As long as she couldn't she just hoped that she didn't stink.
Both Shego and Kim went to bed that evening with that significant scent hanging around them. Even after taking a shower it didn't leave, Shego noticed it but didn't pay it much thought and Kim was completely unaware of it. They fell asleep quickly and unaware to Shego the bottle of perfume started glowing again. It's green contents glowing brighter then it had in the morning. Something was going to happen.. yet nobody, except the seller, knew what was going to happen.
To be continued... of course!
Yeah so this was the intro.. beginning thingy.. nothing exciting yet.. but I hope it will get better in the following chapters! Or I will make sure it will get better ^^
So uh.. what's with that perfume huh? Like what the hell right? XD
Well hope you enjoyed and stay tuned for the next chapters if you did!