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The Manly Art of Wenching
Emmett
I knew we were there to be working, or at least on our way to be working but it was hard to concentrate with such lovely women around. We were resting here for the night, after that dramatic chase, in which of course I shined brilliantly. Now we were all sitting around, joking with our newest friend Jacob, who seems to have a thing for the ladies as well.
"When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched." I said to all those that would listen as my companions and I shared a rousing round of worst pick up lines we had used in our younger days. I nuzzled the neck of the wench on my lap as she giggled and ran her hand through my hair teasingly. The voluptuous blond sitting next to me pressed her beautiful body up against my back and I almost forgot about the brunette grinding slowly against my lap. Almost.
"I've heard far better lines." The blond purred into my ear. "My favorite is…'Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action'?" She said as her hand ran across my stiff member, making me moan out loud. The wench in my lap giggled and I quickly snapped out of my fantasy of bending the blond over the bar and taking her from behind to having both these lovely ladies naked and withering under me.
"How about…'I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart." Our new friend Jacob commented as he wiggled his eyebrows at the brunette sitting on my lap. I felt a small sense of satisfaction when she rolled her eyes and then proceeded to ignore him. Yes, my night was looking up.
"My dear boy, Jacob." I said in a lighthearted and slightly superior tone. "You need to be schooled in the manly art of wenching." I said as I turned the brunette sitting in my lap towards me. She looked up at me with a very serious face. Her eyes were dancing with mischief and I thought again that getting her naked would be a real treat. She had large brown eyes that held a trace of innocence.
"Now, watch closely and learn." I said as I looked into those beautiful eyes. "The first kiss is what will leave a lasting impression." I took the girl by her chin and started to lean in to plant a forceful kiss on her slightly pouty lips. "A musketeer is never weak, so your kiss should convey the passion and fire of male dominance." I heard a snicker from the blond behind me but ignored her as I attached my mouth to the waiting woman in my arms.
She giggled against my lips as I leaned her so far over that we fell to the floor of the tavern. She was giggling so hard that she broke the kiss before I could get a good taste of her. I heard Edward groaning in disapproval above us as he pushed me over with his boot and extended a hand to the wench lying under me. He pulled her up quickly and I gave him a scathing look as I climbed back up and sat down on the bench. Since the brunette had vacated the spot on my lap the blond climbed right on, making sure to grind slowly onto my erection as she sat down.
"You don't need to force your tongue down the poor girl's throat to get the right reaction." Edward said to Jacob as he pulled the brunette closer to him. I felt my dick twitch in protest, knowing that it was over for my thought of a threesome. Edward's slick tongue and smooth words were legendary through the ranks of musketeers and everyone knew once he turned on the charm the women were helpless to resist.
"The right words will leave a far more lasting impression than a thousand of Emmett's kisses." He said with a smirk and wink over at me. He bent down and whispered some nonsense in her ear for a few moments, then leaned back to gauge her reaction. I saw the lust flash in her eyes as she launched herself at Edward, pinning him against the wall as she devoured his lips in a heated kiss. I sighed inwardly and then looked over at the sweet bit of woman that was sitting on my lap.
"It's just the two of us, darling." I said as I stood her up and smacked her ass. She squealed and then turned around and gave me a death glare. I smiled crookedly at her and I could see the hostility start to melt. Edward had his words and I had the dimples. No woman could resist them.
I watched as Jacob went over to one of the barmaids and realized that our schooling for the evening was done when he pulled her into an embrace. I gave him a rousing applause along with several other patrons and then turned to the feisty, willing woman that needed my attention.
"Well, if you'll excuse me gentlemen." I said as I wrapped my arm around the blond and pulled her to my side. "Me and…" I realized at that moment that I didn't know her name. I looked sheepishly down at her.
"Rose" She spat with another glare. I was going to enjoy taming the lioness until she was a gentle and purring kitten.
"Ah, yes." I said, trailing my fingers over her ample bosom. "Rose and I have some sword play to tend to." I said with a small chuckle as I headed for the stairs with her secured to my hip.
She seemed reluctant as I pulled her up the stairs but I could see the burning curiosity in her blue eyes. She probably was wondering if my shaft is as magnificent as the rest of my body, I thought smugly as I opened my room and ushered her in. She stood in the middle of the room; her hands firmly planted on her hips as I walked over and unstrapped my sword.
"This is going to cost you." She said with a wicked look on her face. "And, if you don't keep your mouth shut I'm tacking on ten more francs just to deal with your smart ass." She said in a huff. I just smiled, knowing that once she got a piece of me all of her fantasies would come true. I hadn't had to pay for sex since I was fifteen and I didn't plan on starting again tonight.
I placed my sword against the wall next to the bed and started to strip out of my uniform. She watched my every move, standing perfectly still. When I removed the last of my clothing I stood before her, erect and in all my glory. Her eyes scanned down my body until they landed on my thick erection and her small pink tongue darted out to wet her lips. My shaft twitched in anticipation of what I would be having that tongue doing in a matter of minutes. Her eyes came back up to meet mine and she smiled, all pretense of anger had evaporated, just like I knew they would.
I walked towards her and she scooted back quickly until her back was against the door. She was a tease and I knew exactly how to handle her kind. I stalked closer to her and I could see the gleam in her eye even though she tried desperately to hide her desire. I couldn't keep my hands from dancing over the delicate flesh of her cleavage which was currently pushed up so high that it threatened to spill out at any moment. I reached for the front ties to her corset and quickly pulled the knot loose. I watched her breasts spill out of the confines of the contraption as it fell to the floor.
Her breasts heaved and I wasn't sure if it was from relief of having the garment removed or from the effect I was having on her. I cupped her breasts in my hands and brushed my thumbs over her nipples, instantly turning them into hard little pebbles. I pinched them hard between my fingers causing her to groan and push her bosom more fully into my hands. She liked a little bit of pain with her pleasure. I stored that information away in the back of my mind before I leaned down and nibbled on her ear.
"Do you feel how hard I am for you?" I whispered huskily as I pushed into her until she could feel my desire. Her hand instantly went to my hard shaft as she wrapped her fingers around me and started to stroke vigorously. My head flopped back and my eyes rolled at the sensation she was creating in my body. I grabbed her hand swiftly and pulled it from my cock. Then I flipped her around quickly so that she was facing the door.
"I'm gonna fuck you hard and then we can play, but for now I need to be in you." I growled in her ear as I grabbed her skirt and flipped it over her hips. I moaned as I saw her creamy white ass with nothing covering it. She wiggled closer to me, begging in her own way for me to take her.
I bent her over slightly and then slid one hand down the crease of her beautiful backside until my fingers came in contact with her moist heat. She moaned at my touch and I could tell she was as turned on at the prospect of me filling her as I was.
I slid my fingers into her wet core and tried to prepare her for the onslaught of my huge member. I pumped into her and felt her juices run down my fingers as she pushed back into my hand. When I felt she was ready I slid my fingers out and gripped her hips tightly as I pushed the head of my shaft into her. She was warm and slick around me and I couldn't wait any longer to be sheathed completely in her. I pushed forward until I was completely engulfed by her sweetness. A small shudder rippled down her spine as I slowly pulled out until the tip of my erection was being kissed by her lower lips.
I stared down at where we were connected and the visual alone was almost too much. I slammed back into her and closed my eyes tightly, not wanting to spill into her too quickly. I set a vigorous pace and she eagerly pushed back into me with every thrust. The sound of her creamy flesh slapping against my hips hung in the air, making the visual even more vivid in my mind. I took a chance and glanced down again only to see myself covered in her juices as I pulled out of her. The sight, along with the sounds of her gasping for breath and moaning was all I could handle as I felt my orgasm rip through me. I surged forward one more time and held her hips tightly to me until my member stopped twitching inside of her.
I don't even know if she came. I shook my head in disgust at myself for being so selfish, I was usually a very competent lover, always making sure that the woman I was with came before I did, but this feisty wench had shattered my self control. I pulled out of her and heard her small whimper of protest.
"It's alright, my darling. You can suck me off now." I whispered in a smooth voice as I turned her around to face me. What I saw shocked me a little and I found that I was slightly afraid of this blond beauty.
"I can suck you off?" She asked indignantly. "You spend all night promising glorified sex and then you get off without satisfying me... And, then tell me I can now suck you off?" She said with a growl. I backed slowly away until my knees hit the bed and I sank down.
"Listen sweetheart. I'm just saying that…" I was cut off when she reached for my sword and unsheathed it, pointing it at my now limp shaft.
"I think that if you want to keep the meat between your legs." She said as the sword swayed dangerously close to my most prized possession, making me suck in a breath and shake my head. "You had better change your way of thinking." The sexy smirk playing on her lips was deceiving and I knew that I had better come up with something good.
"What I meant to say, was that it was your turn to feel pleasure." I said, backtracking as quickly as possible before she decided to shave off a slice of my manhood. She grinned wickedly at me, her blond hair a messy disarray. I was instantly hard again but I knew that I wouldn't be finding anymore pleasure until she did. She slowly lowered the sword and it clanked to the ground. When the sword was completely out of her hands, I reached for her and flung her on the bed. She squealed in delight and I knew that I was forgiven.
I grabbed her dress again and flung it up over her waist, exposing the blond curls between her legs. I ran my finger through them and inched my way down to her wet slit. As I ran my fingers up and down, I lowered my mouth and taking her soft bud into my mouth. She wiggled underneath me and I smiled as I let the bud slip out between my teeth.
Her hands were in my hair as she pulled me closer and I buried my face again into her core. I sucked and nipped at her sensitive flesh as my fingers slid in and out of her. After a moment she was gasping and begging for me to take her again. I pulled my fingers out of her as quickly as I could before sheathing her again on my painfully hard erection. She screamed out with her orgasm from the forceful penetration and I snickered to myself at accomplishing that goal so quickly. She clung to me as I pounded into her over and over again, bringing her closer again. Her fingernails were digging into my back and I knew that she had drawn blood. She brought her hands up to my hair and tugged me down until her heavy breathing was in my ear.
"Fuck me harder." She whispered frantically. Her husky voice was enough to spur me on as I slammed into her over and over again. Her muscles tightened around my dick, screaming my name as she came again. The feel of her milking my hard cock sent me over the edge as I grunted and pounded into her a final time. I laid over her, panting and trying to catch my breath.
She pushed me off of her and quickly sat up. I felt myself pouting at the loss of contact. I just wanted to cuddle with her for awhile, but she wasn't having any of that. She stood up and smoothed her skirt down and grabbed up the corset, quickly lacing it up. When she had herself put together she turned back to me.
"Pay up and then you can go to sleep." She said impatiently with her hand out. I chuckled lightly and raised my hands in the air.
"I'm not paying for that. You enjoyed it just as much as I did." I watched as her nostrils flared and her cheeks started turning a lovely shade of red.
"It doesn't matter if I enjoyed it! You agreed on payment before we came up here." She said and I could tell that it took everything in her not to scream at me. I started feeling myself getting hard again at the thought of her letting out some of that anger riding me.
"If you suck me off then I'll see what I can do about payment." I said, hoping to get her to stay a little longer. Her face turned a darker shade of red and then almost instantly an angelic smile graced her beautiful red lips. She knelt on the floor in front of my legs and pushed them apart, her hands running up the inside of my thighs. I could feel all of the blood rush to my shaft in anticipation of what was to come. I could imagine her rosy red lips wrapped around my cock as she slurped up all of my juices. I grinned down at her and she returned my smile with one of her own, however there was something else in her eyes which made me nervous.
I heard the scraping of metal against wood an instant before she was standing above me, my sword raised again to my now hard erection. She ran the flat of the blade against my shaft and I held my breath, knowing exactly how sharp the blade was.
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't sever your prick from your body." She said in a menacing voice. I squeaked like a mouse as my objections died on my tongue, not knowing what to say. I tried to think quickly how I could get myself out of this.
"In my pants." I said frantically pointing to the breeches that were on the floor by her feet. She slowly lowered herself to the ground and grabbed the clothing up, the blade never moving more than an inch away from me. She felt around in the pockets and a scowl formed on her brow.
"There isn't any money in here." She growled and tossed them aside.
"No! There is!" I was in a panic. I had enough to meet her demands.
"Are you calling me a liar?" She growled even louder and I knew that it was all over. I closed my eyes tightly and shook my head, waiting for her to turn me into a eunuch. If I didn't have a franc to my name, there was no way that I was going to be able to bribe her into letting me go. Edward, Jasper, and Jacob were otherwise preoccupied and wouldn't be of any help. I racked my brain for anything that I had to barter with when a thought struck me.
"You can have my horse." I rushed out. "He's a beautiful black stallion." What I was offering was beyond what she would make in a month at working at the tavern. I was willing to give her anything as long as she kept me in one piece.
She lowered the sword so that the tip was resting against my balls. I tried not to move but the feel of the blade made me cringe back, causing her to flick the blade sideways, drawing blood on the inside of my thigh. I groaned and she smiled smugly before removing the sword.
"Well then." She said as she knelt down in front of me and wiped away the nick of blood. "Then you have me for the rest of the evening." I contemplated having this crazy woman in my room all night and then she engulfed my manhood into her wet mouth and all reasoning fled my mind. I groaned in pleasure as she worked me over. My last thought before she had me climaxing again was whether Edward would be too pissed off to share his horse on the journey back. Because I would give this woman a hundred horses to do what she was currently doing with her talented mouth, over and over again.
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