I do not own D Gray Man. Katsura Hoshino does (the lucky bitch). As those of you who have read my other fan fics would know...I started uni a few weeks ago so my updates have been lacking. This is obviously a new story inspired by this. I though that seeing as I was taking up my time with uni I might as well incorporate it into my writing. So this fic will basically be a diary of what happened to me during o-week. Though a great thing will be that it is centred around Kanda, Lavi, and Allen. Not I, so you can now breathe a sigh of relief. I own this plot, and basically everything besides names. I accept reviews in all forms (including flames) and appreciate them for what they're worth. So if you write crap I take it as crap...doesn't stop me writing it though XD. Any suggestions and I will gladly listen. Bye Bye.

O- Week; Day One, Part One

Kanda groaned. Today was totally going to suck. He looked up at the large imposing gates of his new school...no...Not school...University.

Hitching his bag up higher onto his shoulders he walked forward resigning himself to the awkward and troublesome situation. Everywhere he could see happy people waving hello to their peers, and waving goodbye to their parents. Stereotypical sheep, Kanda thought. Of course he only thought this because he had a supreme intolerance to normal people, and he was definitely not by any standards one of those people. Aside from the fact that he was Japanese, he had to walk in by himself. His parents were no longer around and so of course this made him stand out even more.

He growled at some students that stared at him as he walked past. He often got stared at. This was usually because he was drop dead sexy. A fact he could admit freely to. That or because he scared people by just looking in their general direction. He had a definite aura around him.

"Hey, Yu-chan." Kanda once again groaned as he heard an all too familiar voice pervading the air.

"Don't call me by my first name." He ground out around his teeth.

The fiery red head who had addressed him paid no mind to this and started to chatter.

"I'm so excited, everyone looks so friendly. The girls here are like...so hot as well! I can't believe it." Lavi, as the boy was called looked across at his friend. "There wasn't any one else from our school coming here was there?" he asked.

Kanda and Lavi had of course gone to the same high school the previous year. Not only had the school been a drag but the people where doubly worse. Kanda was thankful to leave. Not that this was really that much better. Lavi was still there.

"Do you really think any of them could actually get into this school?" he questioned; his low opinion of their class mates showing through.

Lavi grinned. This year was going to be great. Not only was he with Kanda at their new university, but they were at one of the most elite and prestigious ones there were. He slapped himself in the head; he had just answered his own question, as had Kanda. Of course they would be the only ones coming here. The others couldn't possibly be smart enough to come here.

Black Order Academy. The epitome of all things great in education. Or so Lavi thought.

"Oy, Baka Usagi are you just going to stand there all day?" Kanda started walking forward, towards the pavilion marked 'registration'.

Once he reached it the lady sitting there smiled brightly at him and asked for his name.

"Kanda." He said as if daring her to refute his claim.

"And your last name?" she asked her bleached white smile starting to waver.

"That is my last name," he growled at her.

"Come on now Yu-chan. Don't scare the poor girl away." Lavi slung his arm around the slightly shorter boy. He gave the girl a wink. "This is Kanda Yu, and I'm Lavi."

The bimbo started to smile broadly again. "And what would your last name be?" she asked once again spewing confidence and joy.

Lavi faltered. "I don't have one." He said. He could see very quickly that this was really not getting them anywhere.

"Look you have a bloody list in front of you idiot. Just find our damn names." Kanda actually provided the poor girl with help wanting to get this over with.

The girls smile was now almost completely gone again. She rifled through her papers trying to find their names. Sighing she found one and pulled off a name tag labelled Lavi. She handed it to him; this was soon followed by a key and a student card. She smiled at him before she quickly made to search for Kanda's. She had seen his brow start to twitch and was getting much frazzled.

Eventually after searching for a while she lifted her head up and spoke. "I'm sorry but it appears there is no Kanda Yu enrolled."

Kanda's fist clenched. If this was not sorted soon he was seriously going to kill some one.

"I looked all under 'Y' and there was nobody with a name starting with that."

Kanda and Lavi froze. Had she just said, what they thought she had said? Yes, Lavi was pretty sure she had.

"Did you look under...'K'?" he asked slowly.

A look of comprehension exploded onto her face and she quickly rifled through her files. "Look here it is!" she said joyfully pulling out Kanda's things.

As quickly as he could Lavi took all of Kanda's things and dragged him away from the desk. This was a wonderful idea as Kanda had this certain murderous look on his face that Lavi easily recognised.

"Fucking bitch I am soooo going to get her one day." Kanda fumed.

Lavi just patted his arm and nodded. As Kanda was a bit preoccupied Lavi led the way to their dorm room which was located inside one of the buildings actually attached to the university. Score! Lavi though, he had really not wanted to get onto one of the cottages that you had to walk over a hill to get to the main campus. He wasn't really that fond of exercise.

A big sign reading 'Rose Cross' was posted across the top of the residences; Lavi considered how awesome that name was. Not only could it be construed as two singular objects but could also be a chick's name. As some say; small things...entertain small minds.

By that time Kanda had been reduced to swearing unmentionable things under his breath, and he had also branched off from his original topic. Although, Lavi was pretty sure he couldn't really understand most of the words the boy was saying.

"Here we are room 120." Lavi announced. He tried turning the handle to see if there were any other people there and was pleasantly surprised the door swung open on its own.

"Dude, we have a magic door." Lavi announced happily.

"No, somebody just opened it from the inside, hoser." Kanda snorted.

That was until he was met with the sight of the person opening the door; In front of them stood a small white -haired boy. This boy was not only unusual in just his hair colour though, he had a big red scar running down his face in a somewhat stylised pattern, and he also had a pair of gloves on. This was very unusual as it was basically the middle of summer; and because, who the fuck wears gloves any more?

"Um...hello." the boy spoke confronted by the two seemingly random people in front of him.

Kanda glared at him, not only was the boy attempting to say hello to him...he was blocking the damn doorway. Kanda pushed past him quickly taking a look around the room.

"Hi." Lavi smiled at the boy trying to make up for Kanda's grouchy nature. "I'm Lavi, and that was Yu."

"Hello, I'm Allen." The white haired boy held out a hand to shake.

Lavi stared at the gloved hand and then glanced at the boys face.

"No hands..." he said before jumping on the poor boy.

Kanda looked on at his friends activities and winced. He knew what it was to be on the receiving end of one of Lavi's hugging attacks. It wasn't pretty.

"Hey faggots, stop canoodling in my dorm." Kanda growled at them.

Both boys turned their heads looking at him from their position on the floor. "Canoodling?" they asked in unison.

Kanda just shrugged and moved further into the room.

"So you are living in this dorm as well?" Allen asked as Lavi offered him a hand to aid him in getting up.

Lavi's grin widened. "So you are actually in this dorm are you? I thought you were just some guys little brother or something."

Allen dead panned. "Are you trying to say something?"

Lavi sensing the murderous aura exuding from the boy didn't answer. Kanda did because he couldn't care less about whether or not the boy was dangerous or not.

"Yes he is. You're damn short, baka Moyashi." Kanda smirked. Insulting people was fun.

Allen turned his head mechanically to face the Japanese boy.

"I'm sorry did you say something?" he asked his voiced laced with poison.

"No shit. I said you are a half- pint Moyashi."

Allen trembled from his rage. "I am not a beansprout!" he shouted. "And at least I don't look like a girl or transvestite."

Kanda narrowed his eyes. Who dared impugn his honour? This little mouse of a boy? He must pay!

He fingered his sword, which Allen didn't fail to notice.

"Is that allowed?" he asked pointing at the sword and shifting his eyes to the man's hand, watching for any movement.

"Who cares?" Kanda growled.

Lavi rolled his eyes. "Yes it is, but he isn't supposed to use it on people."

Allen took his eyes off the sword but refused to relax. He could sense a dangerous person when he neared one. Seeing as neither one of the other boys was going to let it go, Lavi decided to step in.

"So are which room are you in?" he asked.

Allen brightened at the question and once again smiled, what seemed to be a natural smile.

"Number five, and you?"

Lavi looked confused. "I don't actually know yet." He confessed.

"Don't worry." Allen said kindly. "They have names on the doors and your number should be on the key."

"Nope that system is too complex for the baka usagi. You'll just have to show him where his room is." Kanda smirked as he popped his head out of his own room, which he had already found. He absolutely had to add that one.

"That is why Allen is here!" Lavi exclaimed grabbing Allen's arm. "Lead on..." he said taking a step further into the room.

Allen rolled his eyes and moved up to his end of the dorm. There were six different sections in each dorm. Two bathrooms, a lounge room, a kitchen/laundry, and either end of the dorm was where the rooms where. It was fairly small considering it had all this but it was fairly cosy.

Together Allen and Lavi found their rooms quickly. Allen was happy as it was right next to his. He was less excited at the prospect of Kanda being next to him as well. He wondered who would be in the rooms across from them, on the opposite side of the dorm. He didn't know if there were any returners in with them, or if it was all first year students.

"Aw, my precious Yu-kun, your new room is absolutely adorable." Allen heard a voice coming from the doorway as he lay on his bed. He sprang up as soon as he heard an angry retort.

"Fuck off, you old geezer."

Allen ran to the lounge room and stared at the man in the doorway. He was a tall solidly built man with a fair share of grey hair. His moustache and curling hair made him look quite distinguished, though this effect was partially ruined by the paint splatter that you could see all over his clothes.

"But I just wanted to see how my beautiful son was coming along."

Allen's mouth dropped forward, how could this man be Kanda's father? He wasn't even Japanese. Looking to the side Allen could see Lavi laughing silently at the spectacle that Kanda was making.

"I'm not your son faggot!" Kanda all but screamed. That was when Allen decided to just go with the flow and laughed along with Lavi. This could be very entertaining.

Rei; "Nya!"

Allen; "So....anyway. A new fic?"

Rei; "yep"

Lavi; "I just have one question. Do I get laid?"

Rei; "Every body gets laid eventually Lavi."

Lavi; "YES!"

Allen; "Nooooo. Why do you do this to me?"