Believe Me, It's Just You

by Electrified by Evil

/I'm a Pokemon trainer. I won't share my gender with you, so you won't be biased to how I think and act. Maybe you will anyways. But onward, because this is my story. My name? Snooki./ PokeCrack! Ruby/Sapphire. Short chapters. Rating subject to change.

1. Introduction

Greetings, dear reader. This is my introduction to my crazy story. I am hoping that I can make it to at least fifty chapters, but we'll see.

No one was harmed from the making of this (maybe my sanity) but no Pokémon, humans, or rocks were hurt.

I wish for you to realize that I might be a little confused on what happens next, so please don't expect an answer if you question about what the main character is going to do.

I'm actually writing this story because one of my friends and I were having a conversation on MSN. We were talking about a weird teacher that we both have an odd fascination about and how my friend would:

Brynosaur says:

One of these days I'm going to puke on Mrs J's shoe

And then ill get -5

But it'll be worth it

Somehow we got to Pokémon, because dear Brynosaur restarted one of the Pokémon games B owns. I believe it is Ruby, but it could have been Sapphire. Nevertheless!

Onward into the land of insanity!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own ANY Pokémon (though I do own several games and cheat codes). I do not own any of the songs that I may make reference to. I don't even own the words in the story. I DO, however, own this block of wood.