I came up with this song and staging a couple of days ago while watching the clip of the scene where Vanellope and Ralph make a deal that they'll help each other out with their problems. The tune, staging, and the song was stuck in my head, so I had to write it out before the lyrics and tunes were completely gone. By the time I finally wrote it, half of the lyrics were gone. Thankfully, I got a lot new ideas, so here we go.
And little while ago, I pretty much made up the scene, so I'm putting down the scene too! :D
I'm REALLY sorry if the lyrics are rusty and ehhhh…. I'm not a songwriter at all and this is like my first attempt to write a song for something.
So, enjoy! The song is called, "You and Me".
THIS SONG IS ORIGINAL, DO NOT STEAL. I'M THINKING ABOUT MAKING WIR INTO A MUSICAL SOMEDAY, IDK. SO, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SONG!
VANELLOPE:
What a moron.
(calling to Ralph)
Hey genius, it's a jawbreaker!
You're never gonna break…
(Ralph breaks it)
*Vanellope's jaw drops. But, this gives her an idea. She puts her two fingers on her chin with her other arm, resting below it, thinking*
Hmmm.
*Ralph cools down and sits on a part of the jawdropper. Vanellope leans on the other one and smiles*
VANELLOPE:
Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby?
RALPH:
Go away, pip squeak. Leave me alone!
VANELLOPE:
I gotta say. I think I know why they call you Wreck-It Ralph…
RALPH:
No, really? That's the point of my ability to wreck the hard jawbreakers. I was programmed to do wreck things. AKA the point of my game. Hello?
VANELLOPE:
So, that's why I've been thinking.
RALPH:
(rolls his eyes)
Pfffft, that's dangerous.
VANELLOPE;
You want that medal, right? And I want to race.
RALPH:
Point is?
VANELLOPE:
You help me get a kart, a real one and I'll win the race and get you back your medal.
RALPH:
You want me to help you?
*music starts*
VANELLOPE:
Yes, what do you say? You and me. As a team? Can you imagine it?
*She starts to sing*
Vanellope:
You and Me.
Ralph and Vanellope.
The greatest team they'll ever see
A glitch so cute and a hobo so mean.
And this will only happen if you agree
C'mon, Ralph, you son of a gun.
Together, we'll be number one.
I can already tell we have won.
But if only you can get off your buns.
You want a medal,
I want to step on a pedal.
This is a win-win. *gasp*
I think I just saw you grin.
C'mon Ralph, c'mon bud.
Don't such be a grumpy dud.
Don't be a stick in the mud.
And stop making those thuds.
RALPH:
Sorry, I'm not interested in your little game.
Go away, you're making me insane.
You are such a little pain,
And you're making me burst a vein
*tries not to crushes her*
VANELLOPE:
But, Ralph, don't you understand?
This is the only, available plan.
Even though I'm not your biggest fan.
I'm willing to work with you, my man
*DIALOGUE*
*Vanellope batters her eyes in cuteness*
RALPH:
*sighs*
So, what exactly are we doing?
VANELLOPE:
*paces*
Well, first, you're gonna break something for me. Then, you gotta help me build the kart.
*A pause*
RALPH:
…And that's it?
VANELLOPE:
Yup! *Then, she mutters something under her breath*
RALPH:
What was that?
VANELLOPE:
*panics*
Uh…I said: *sticks out her hand*
What do you say?
RALPH:
*grunts*
I don't know.
*Pause as a drum keeps on beating. He starts to think for a few seconds. Then…*
VANELLOPE:
Hey, my arm is getting tired. Do we have a deal or not?
*Ralph groans*
RALPH:
You better win!
*They shake on it*
VANELLOPE:
Don't worry, I will!
*squeals*
Ooooh, this is going to be so awesome!
*Starts to random tap dancing. Ralph stares at her, weirded out*
RALPH:
What are you doing?
VANELLOPE:
*as she dances*
Tapping dancing. What do you think?
RALPH:
*faces away and crosses his arms like a 5 yr old*
Well, I don't dance.
VANELLOPE:
Come on, Ralph! Dance!
*He rolls his eyes and starts to dance. Hey, this is fun! Ralph gets into it and the two dance together. They eventually have a dancing contest before dancing in union again*
They sing again as they link arms:
Ralph:
The unimaginable,
The undesctruable
Ralph/Vanellope:
Terrible two!
A couple that has their future at bay.
Who is trying to make their dreams come true.
So, the racers better try to stay out of the way.
Vanellope/Ralph: (IN HARMONY)
V:
You and Me.
Ralph and Vanellope.
We will go down in history
The greatest team that will ever be
And after this, you will agree
R:
I will give you this one chance.
And I will question my first glance
I will trust your big advance
If only after this I will do my victory dance.
Ralph/Vanellope:
The incredible,
The sensational,
Terrible two!
We will find our place in the sun,
And our story will leave everyone stunned.
So, look out, King Candy
Ralph:
For a team so awesome and legendary.
Vanellope:
He's going to be so scared that he'll pee.
Vanellope/Ralph:
When he sees
The Team of Ralph and Vanellope.
AKA The team of you and me,
You and Me,
You and me!
*On the last note, Vanellope gets on the broken kart as Ralph rolls them offstage*
BLACKOUT WITH THE SONG AS THE TRANSITION MUSIC