I'm so depressed! No one's reviewed at all on my story, hell I'll welcome some flames too! At least some constructive criticism, damn it! Hah, please…. enjoy…this…meanies…
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He was in a sewer in his PJ's, without ever remembering how he got there. That alone freaked him out.
"Come, little one~"
Great. Now he was hearing voices! 'Eh, might as well explore,' Naruto thought. It was dark and not well lit, but it looked so damn crappy in here!
After following the pipes, he was led to a giant cage that had a piece of paper with scribbles on it. Suddenly giant red eyes opened and the head of a big orange fox was revealed.
Naruto stared at the giant fox behind bars. It stared back. This went on for a while until the fox lost its patience and started yelling obscenities at him. Naruto blinked and started pinching himself, thinking that this was a dream.
"GODDAMNIT! SAY SOMETHING ALREADY YOU MOTHERFUCKIN'–"
"Are you the Easter Bunny?" the eight-year-old asked with a straight face. "Why are you locked up in the sewers, Mr. Bunny? Did you kidnap me?"
"WHAT! LISTEN HERE GAKI! I AM THE–"
"OH GOD, I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A PEDOPHILE WITH A FURRY FETISH! AAHHH!" Naruto was running around like a chicken that got its head cut off. The fox felt its eyebrow twitching and was about to shout at him again, the blonde disappeared.
"AAAAHHHH!"
The door of his bedroom burst open revealing an old man wearing white robes and a funny white and red hat the had the kanji for fire on it holding a bo staff. He ran towards the direction of the scream.
"Naruto-kun! What's wrong!?"
The blonde in blue pajamas and a black nightcap was sitting upright, looking horrified. He blinked and turned his head slowly towards the old man, shaking his head. "Ah, it was n-nothing, Jiji… Just a nightmare."
There, a one-shot that I've utterly...failed at? Please review...