A/N: … I don't feel like typing the same thing over and over again… If you want to know, read one of the other spoofs!
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Sixteen
You take a deep breath and you walk through the barrier
It's the morning of your very first day
And you say hi to your friends you ain't seen in a while
Try and stay out of everybody's way
It's your second year and you're gonna be here
For the next summer in this camp
Hoping one of those kids who go on quests will say
"Hey you wanna go on a quest?"
'Cause when you're 16
And you're a son of "The Big Three"
You're gonna save the world.
And when your 16
Don't forget to
Respect the minor gods/goddesses.
Count to ten
Take a breath,
And
Try not to get a migraine from trying to figure out Annabeth
16
You sit at lunch next to a redhead named Abigail
And soon enough you're best friends
Laughing at the Ares kids who think they're so cool
We'll be outta here as soon as we can
And then you're on your very first quest and you killed a monster
And you're feeling like flying
And you're friends waiting up and you're thinking this rules
And you're dancing 'round your bunk when the night ends
When the night ends
'Cause when you're 16
And you're a son of "The Big Three"
You're gonna save the world.
And when your 16
Don't forget to
Respect the minor gods/goddesses.
Count to ten
Take a breath,
And
Try not to get a migraine from trying to figure out Annabeth
16
When all you wanted was to go on a quest
Wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now
Back then I swore I was gonna go on a quest someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine
And Abigail gave everything she had to a quest
Then she died
And I cried
'Cause when you're 16
And you're a son of "The Big Three"
You're gonna save the world.
And when your 16
Don't forget to
Respect the minor gods/goddesses.
Count to ten
Take a breath,
And
Try not to get a migraine from trying to figure out Annabeth
16
Your very first day
Take a deep breath
Take a deep breath as you walk through the barrier