Chapter One.
Revenge (on fairy tales…)!
GOOD GOD!!!
I Hate fairy tales! The good guys are always so soppy, and the girls, well…
So many of them are complete wimps!!! Cinderella, for example. If you don't like something, DO something about it, rather than just sit there day-dreaming!
Why are they always so beautiful, too? I mean, I'm not beautiful but at least I know how to stand up for myse- GOD, THERE SHE GOES AGAIN…
What? Who wrote that? I must be going in- insane…finally she gets it!
Ha! I was right! I am going insane! There are voices in my head!!!
Actually… I'm the author!!!!
What? I'm not a story!
Actually… YES YOU ARE!!!!!!
That's just weird. Signing off now…