So here's my very first attempt at MPREG :) Enjoy and review!
''No.''
''I know that you are upset about this, but it's true Mr. Anderson, you are pregnant.'' Said Dr. Harris, looking sincerely sorry.
I'm seventeen and I'm a boy. I'm not supposed to hear from my doctor that the reason of my nauseas is that I'm pregnant.
''You're probably right, but what the hell! I'm a guy! How can I be pregnant?'' I nearly shouted, jumping out of my seat.
''Mr. Anderson, please sit back down.''
I let out a sigh and sat on the chair, grabbing the armrests with strength to let out my stress.
''From what I gather, you are homosexual and sexually active.''
I nodded.
''Then, I'm honestly surprised that you don't know about male pregnancy. We have observed mutations in some men's bodies that allow them to carry a child. You are one of those men.'' He announced.
''Okay, I see…'' The news were still sinking in. ''But still, how does it work? I can't believe that I can carry a child.''
''Well, Mr. Anderson, it's rather simple! At the end of your rectum, there is a little canal that leads to a certain form of uterus. When semen is deposited near this little canal, it can go through it, go in the uterus and here you are.''
''Wow. Okay. How the hell is the baby going to get out? Because I'm keeping it and there's no way I'm pooping it out, that's kind of gross.'' I asked, semi-crying, semi-laughing.
''With a simple C-section, the baby is out of his womb, alive and healthy!'' Dr. Harris replied smiling. ''Congratulations Mr. Anderson, you're going to be a father.''
The doctor pulled out his hand for me to shake it. After saying goodbye and signing out of his office, I walked to my car, opened the door and sat in the driver's seat. Looks like I'm going to be a daddy now. Kurt as well. Crap. I put a hand on my belly, as if the foetus could feel it and hear me.
''Well baby, looks like we're going to tell papa Kurt that you exist now.''
It may seem like a fast decision to make, telling him right now, but he's going to notice sometime and he's the father. Well, the other father of this child. He has the right to know before anyone and I have many people to tell so, might as well start now! I buckle my seatbelt and drive my way up to Lima.
I'm coming over. Be there in 5min xoxox –Blaine
Ok baby xoxoxoxoxox –Kurt
I put my phone back on my nightstand and turned my attention back to my computer screen. Rachel was going on about nationals, talking about which solos she should sing, blah blah blah, as usual. I told her Blaine was coming over and closed my computer fast before she could reply something.
''KURT! BLAINE IS THERE!'' Finn screamed, barging into my room.
''FINN OH MY GOD! You don't need to FREAKING SHOUT! I'm just over there!''
''Oh sorry. Kurt! Blaine is there!'' he repeated, whispering.
''I got that the first time thank you. Just tell him to come up here and don't come into my room if my door is closed. Remember last time?''
I was planning on some sexy time, it's been a week and little Kurt is getting impatient if you know what I mean.
''Yeah… BLAINE! COME UP!'' He shouted and ran away when he saw my glare.
GOD why can't he SHUT UP sometimes. Anyway, my gorgeous boyfriend is in my room and I want to get laid. He sits on my bed as I strut towards the door to close it. I go back to him, put my hands on his chest and push him down while kissing him. Now for some reason, he pushes me away.
''What is it Blaine?'' I say as I lean in to kiss his neck.
He pushes me away again.
''Kurt not now. I need to speak to you, it's kinda urgent.''
''Oooh, you're all serious, what's up?'' I laugh as I put my hands under his shirt, trying to get some more attention.
''KURT! I said not now.''
Well. No sex for me obviously.
''Kurt I'm pregnant.''
''What.'' I replied instantly, obviously confused.
''I..I'm pregnant Kurt.'' He answered, tears in his eyes.
What the fuck. He's a guy he can't… oh shit. I hear about those mutations… and from what happened last month, it could totally be true.
''Get out.''
I don't know why I'm so angry right now but I don't want to see his face anymore today. He could have told me he had that thing!
''Get out of my house Blaine.''
He stepped up and looked at me as he started to cry. Well, he should have told me about his mutation in the first place. I'll talk to him later but right now, I'd rather not, I think I'm going to punch him.
''Don't look at me that way Blaine, just go to your house!''
Blaine ran out of my room. God. What am I going to do. I think I'm just going to lie down on my bed until I die. Why is someone coming in here again, I want to be alone…
''Kurt, what the HELL was that about?''
Crap my dad. He's the one who told me about male pregnancy and to make sure with Blaine everything was okay. He'll understand that Blaine lied to me. Well… I never asked but my dad doesn't need to know that part.
''Blaine is pregnant, dad.''
I'M SORRY FOR MAKING KURT THE ASSHOLE. Don't worry, everything is sorted out in the next two chapters! :)
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