I had just gotten home from school and sat on the couch. My mind was on what I was gonna make for dinner, and when I should start my homework. Tho as I flipped through the channels on the TV sleep caught up to me. The night before I had been up playing Fabe till midnight or so, and I didn't get much sleep. Because of that wonderful spell of sleep I found the couch as my bed. I wasn't asleep for long, but just long enough for them to find me. What awoke me was a sudden impact to my midsection, and a load, yet happy, scream. "YOUR HOME!", is what it yelled. There were two others with it.

"Positive, damage report?", came a monotone voice.

"Oh dear why must you always do that?", came a deep, sophisticated voice. I for one set up after the impact and looked at the small thing setting in my lap. It had the biggest ice blue eyes you'd ever find, the cutest smile ever, and silver hair. On the floor, were the other two voices came from, stood a light brown haired android with the same large eye's, but red. Also, he had no smile, well no emotions. Next to him stood a dark brown haired professor with ,once more, large green eye's. They were just as big and cute as The first one. He also had a small pipe coming from the right side of his mouth.

I took in a deep breath as I picked the one in my lap up, "Abel how many times do I have to tell you? No jumping on me when I'm tiring to sleep.", I said this while cradling him like a child.

"Awwwwww! But it's so much fun!", he said wining a little. I looked at him with a raised brow.

"So says the crazy, chibi, crusnik.", I said rolling my eye's, "So William, Tres, what you two been up to?"

William took his pipe from his mouth and let out a puff of smoke.

"Well after you left we tired Abel up so he wouldn't follow you, Oh and I did some repairs on Tres.", he said placing the small pipe back into his mouth. Tres blinked and tilted his head.

"Professor William Walter Wordsworth, you failed to motion that Her Ladyship came over.", he added with his monotone voice. I looked at him.

"Should I even ask?", I said placing Abel on top my head. For some odd reason he liked it in my hair. Aether he like it because it was soft or it's color. It was something he liked about it. Whatever the reason in all the pictures I have he's on top my head. It was rather cute.

"Yeah what were you to doing?", asked Abel. William shot him a mean glare and then looked back at me. He kick the floor innocently.

"I was just showing her one of my inventions, and it exploded..........again. She's never gonna like me.", he said pouting a little. I smiled and pat his head.

"Hay don't worry. If you play your cards right she will. It just takes time! Now who has an idea for dinner, and Abel if you say mars mellows!", I said raising my voice at him.

"Fine no mars mellows! How about...........", he paused in thought, ".........Chicken with white rice and grapes!"

I would have turned my head to look at him. "Okay what in god's name did you do to Abel?", I asked closing my eyes, "You already got into the sweets didn't you?"

"You bet it!", came Abel's voice. I sighed and got up.

"Hay Tres could you go find Esther for me. She knows how to make some really good rice doesn't she? Oh wait I almost forgot..........were out of rice.....okay well how about you come with me and we can go to the store!?", I asked pulling out my wallet and check for how much money I had, "Any one who wants to come pill into the car, and Abel you can stay on my shoulders till we get to the car."

Almost as soon as I opened the door was I trampled by the little feet of the chibis. As soon as I recovered from it, I stood and walked toward the car. I unlocked the driver's doors and the pressed the bot ten so they all could be unlocked.

"Remember it's Tres turn to sat shotgun.", I said as everyone pilled in. In the back set Abel, William, and Esther, who was tiring to get Abel to hold her hand. Just to annoy her I would make William set between them. I mentally laughed at the blushing William when they filially held hands.

"JADE! Help there doing it again!", he yelled from the back.

"You two know the drill, No PDA in the car unless your setting next to each other.", I said smiling, "Don't make Tres come back there."

"Positive, any more interference and I will be focused to take further action.", was all he said. I let out a sigh, and shook my head a little.

"Right and.........Abel.....get you hand off off Esther's. Esther get your hand off Abel's. William, when we get home I want you to help me on a report!", I said making the turn off into the store parking lot.

"What action do you wish me to take?", came Tres voice. I had forgotten about Tres, and had to think of something fast.

"I need you to.........watch Abel and make sure he doesn't bust anything....again. Like the vase, TV, bookcase, oh and lets not forget the X Box.", I said naming them off.

"It wasn't my fault that I thought the scary monsters on the X Box and TV were real! The vase and the bookshelf just happen to get in the way of me running away, Oh and the computer just happened to fall off the desk when I ran past!.", he tiring to look as cut as he could. I looked at him and let out another sigh.

"You changed into a Crusnik, smashed the TV, Stepped on the X Box, when Esther saw you she stared to cry, you chased after her to comfort her, ran into the bookcase causing all the books to land on your head, you got mad ,smashed it, then went back to chasing Esther, she ran past the computer, and your foot got caught on the wires making it fall to the floor. Need I got on about the last car?", I said tapping my foot on the ground. Abel got a huge sweat drop on his forehead and hung his head down. I sighed and picked him up.

"But after all that I still didn't kick you guys out of the house........just lock up the sugar, and tools, and oil, cloths, wires, and all the pans are behind a pad lock.", I said closing my eyes.

"You really don't trust us do you?", said William. I looked at him and smiled.

"It depends.........making my house a mess, and almost killing my cat is what I expect out of Abel, but it's always an accident. Setting the house on fire and busting my tools is what I expect out of William. All of my cloths turning pink and shoes become high heels is what I expect out of Esther. All the post getting dented, oil missing, and wires missing I expect out of Tres." said locking the car and turning to face them.

"Okay..............", said Abel clearing his trout, ".........I'm a Barbie girl, In a Barbie world, made of plastic, it's fantastic, you can brush my hair, undress me every were.........."

My eye twitched, "Abel were the hell did you learn that song?", I asked. Abel smiled.

"I was checking your e-mail on day and someone sent it to you!", he jumped for what seemed to be joy.

"YOU READ MY E-MAIL!?", I yelled.

"You have some really wried e-mails. Like one I read said, "Dude, theres a party at my place. Be sure to bring the dance mixes, oh yeah could you bring the little ones to. Who are the little ones anyway?", he said placing a finger at his bottom lip. I sighed knowing that this trip was going to be hell on the super market floor.
"Alright because theres only one of me and like four of you, I can only say this once.", I said grabbing a cart on the way in, "Fight each other for the basket on this thing, and Tres no gun!"

The next thing I knew there was a crash and a little puff of smoke was coming from behind me. A fist or foot could be seen as I watched. I even saw a head when William tried to get away. I sighed as people walking stopped and and stared. "I didn't mean it it like that, now really!", I said helping William when he tried to escape the second time. I had him cradled in one arm and saw that they were really just beating the crap out of him. I also noticed that Abel and Tres had somehow gotten there belts together and Esther had lost her shoes.

"Tres, so pulling!", wined Abel as Tres walked up to me and held up what seemed to be the remained of a pipe.

"Awww........I got him that for Christmas last year, and you guys busted it up.......and made him cry.", I said holding him away from there little hands, "I say William gets it, and gets shot gun on the way home to."

"Positive", was what Tres said.

"Okay....", was Abel as he kicked the ground.

"Alright....", was Esther as she looked for her shoes.

"Good, now if you wouldn't mind say sorry to him. Really you guys almost gave him a black eye and knocked out some teeth. Oh, look at his arms, there all bruised up.", I said setting him down and looking over where I could, "When we get home I'll give you some ice, kay."

William only nodded and clung to me till I placed him in the basket, and Abel was on my shoulders like always. They never did say sorry to him, but thats what to aspect. The shopping didn't take near as long as I thought it would. This time Abel didn't bet on Tres or hit on Esther, Tres didn't threaten to kill anything, and Esther helped me find everything. Yet, when we got home I was tried as hell. Abel and Tres took the chicken in, and Esther took the bag of grapes and box of rice. William was with me, I took him into the bathroom and helped him get his shirt off before I say the small cuts on his chest. Slowly I walked over to the medicine cabinet and pulled out some band aids. I also got a wash cloth with hot water on it and ran it over his cuts. He kept flinching and trying to pull away as I did this.

"William, you know better then me that if I don't wash the cuts out. There just gonna get infected.", I said smiling softly at him.

"I....I know it just stings.", he said childishly. I smiled as I put the band aids over the large ones, and just to make him happy, kissed them when i did.

"All better?", I asked after I helped him back into his shirt and picked him up. He nodded and smiled happily as he hugged my neck. Then it hit me. I had left ABEL out there, alone, with the stove. Hurrying out I found that they were setting on the sofa fighting over who got the remote and what they were going to watch before dinner was done.

"I say SpongeBob SquarePants!", said Abel flipping it to Nick. Esther grabbed it.

"No way, Total Drama Island!", she said. Tres just set there and watched them. I looked down at William who was giving me pleading eyes to not leave him with them ever again. Sighing, I took him into the kitchen with me and sat him at his set. After I turned it so he could face me.

"Okay, you can stay and help me, but only for tonight.", I said patting his head and grabbing the grapes to place in front of him, "Think you can get the grapes off the vies and put them in a bowl?"

"Yeah!", he said happily. I couldn't help but help him the most. He wasn't strong like Abel or Tres, he was nice looking like Esther but it couldn't help him, and he was one of the smallest. He kind of reminded myself of me, so I held him and Abel closer. I also can't stand it when the other gang up on him like that, they could really hurt him. Even worse, they could kill him.
"Hay, Jade, how come you always help me out of things?", he asked when I'd just about finished the rice. The chicken was already done.

"Cause , William, your so small and cute.", I said turning and tapping his nose with my finger. He smiled and looked down at his hands.

"The other don't like me, do they?", he said as he finished the last vine of grapes.

"Yeah they do, why would you even say that?", I asked pouring out the water to the rice and setting the pot down.

"Because no matter what I do they always beat me up.", he said looking up at me, "And they make fun of me for likening her Ladyship!"

I kissed his forhead, "Trust me, they like you William.", I said before I walked over and pulled out plates. The sliver ware was already out. Before I called them in, I pulled William's set to face the table.

"Dinner!", I yelled before they pilled in and looked at me with there big eyes.