Hi, It's me again! I'm back from a /very\ long bout of the dreaded Writer's Block * kicks aforementioned block* Unfortunately, all I could come up with happens to be short funny segments, with nothing in common with my other fic "Caretaker".

Just to clear everything up: Disclaimer: All objects, themes, things, various pointy stuff ... and ... oh yeah, any characters belong to their respective owners: i.e. I don't own Legacy of Kain.

Raziel: * walks into the white space before the ficcy* Now, how about an explanation?

Me: Certainly. This, * waves hand at the other chapters* is going to be a collection of fanfics, that may or may not relate to each other, and be about whatever I want, with whoever I want.

Raziel: * thwacks soulfire upside the head* No! I'm talking about why me?! And why the stupid title?! That has to be the most pathetic title you came up with so far. What's it suppose to mean? You should have called it 'A Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal' or 'Soulfire's Not Working With a Full Deck of Cards Anymore' or ...

Me: * interrupting* Actually, it stands for 'A Few Glyphs Short of a Full Glyph Menu'. It's the same Glyph Menu you used in SR1. And it also happens to be the name of the first chapter. And I can't find Kain. I think he's hiding.

Raziel: * muttering* I wonder why.

Me: Anyway, on with the stories!