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"Speech"

'Thoughts'

White Eyed Pervert

Neji was at the Hyuuga mansion, he had been going out with the weapon master for just over a month now.

Tenten had asked Neji to come over to her house to pick her up for lunch. To tell the truth, Neji wasn't really excited, it would be just like any other lunch, except with his girlfriend of course.

It was almost time so Neji decided to start walking to her house now. He knocked on the door but there was no reply.

"Byukagen!" he whispered. He was searching for Tenten, Ahh, he had found her, in her lingerie's. 'Oh God she looks hot!' He kept examining her and knocked again. He saw her coming so he deactivated his Byukagen. 'Close call…'

"Neji Kun! I'll be there in a second." She said as she dashed into her room to continue deciding what to wear.

She came out wearing a very expensive kimono that Neji had bought for her a week ago.

"You always seem to surprise me don't you Tenten?" He joked around.

"Oh Neji, I've been wondering about this, what exactly can your Byukagen see?" She asked him while he gave her his I-have-no-idea-what-you-are-talking-about look.

"What do you mean?" He asked her with great confusion.

"Can your Byukagen see umm, through people's clothes?" She asked him

"Yes, of course, how else am I supposed to hit their chakra points without seeing through them?" He said still having no idea where this was going.

"I don't mean the chakra points, I mean, between the chakra points but through the clothes." He understood what she meant. She could see him sweating at this moment.

"…Yes…" He nervously said.

"Exactly how many times have you seen me naked?" She asked him.

"…" He said nothing.

"Once?" 'Hopefully,'

"…" He was silence once again

"Twice?" 'It's possible'

"…" Silence

"Three times?" 'C'mon!'

"…" He was in deep trouble.

"MORE THAN THREE TIMES!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.

He knew this was the best time for him to run for his life and never come back again, possibly kill himself, which would be a good idea, that way; he would never have to face the furious Tenten again. He ran as fast as he could.

"COME BACK HERE YOU WHITE EYED PERVERT!"

Hokage (me): Lol, Neji, your roasted tomorrow at training.

Neji: I know! What should I do?

Shikamaru: How troublesome…

Hokage: You're on your own! REVIEW!