Ever wonder what would happen if you stuck a whole shit load of anime characters in a big room? What about giving a few of them Magic Mallets? Well if you have then I suggest you continue reading this story because I know how much everyone loves Magic Mallets!
"Where are we?" asked Goku in his normally optimistic voice.
"How the hell should I know kakarotto! I got here the same way you did." replied Vegeta
"How was that again?" replied Krillin as he hunched over and then flopped onto his back.
They all looked around and noticed they were the only ones there. The room was gigantic, yet completely and utterly empty, almost like the hyperbolic time chamber they were used to using at Kame's old place. Then from behind a mist came a few familiar faces. Among them was #18, who rushed to Krillins side, also there was Bulma, Chi Chi, Piccolo, Yamcha, aswell as Trunks and Gohan.
"Krillin are you ok?" sobbed #18 as she picked up his almost lifeless body from what appeared to be the ground of this place.
"Yeah.....I geuss I am ok." He croaked
Then from no where, appeared a tall white machine, that looked menacing. Even to Goku. On this machine there were green gems in the shoulders and in the chest there seemed to be a hauntingly rosey stone that looked like a heart. On its one shoulder there was a young girl wearing a blue school girls uniform, on the other there was a girl who looked like a Hallowe'en costume reject, she looked like a cat but was she? Then from the chest of this machine came a boy. No, a man who was determined looking and also caring at the same time.
"Hi. My name is Van Finel of Finelia, this is Hitomi, and Merle." said Van. He looked around the room to see any familiar faces at all. All he could see was a group of people and at least one wierd looking green fellow. Across the room from him was was a group of 7 misfits, 2 of them were animals.
"James! Stop it you're drooling!" yelled the woman with long ruby red hair, obviously at her comrade. There were three men in the group, aswell as two women, and the two animals.
"Team Rocket!" Cried the three on the left with an annoying high piched squelch added with their voice, "Where have you taken us?" said the younger of the two men. The other man had run up to Hitomi and was kissing her hand up and down.
"Gee, you're pretty! Whats your name? My name is Brock and..." All of a sudden all Brock could see was stars and then what had hit him, or rather who. "Misty! Now why'd you go and do that? I think she liked me and was going to be my girlfriend!"
"Because if I didn't, HE would have!" Misty raised her hand and pointed to Van, who had a fist poised for smashing Brock. All the time the DBZ heroes were fighting a new battle all on there own.
"Woman!! Help Meeeeeeee!" Cried Vegeta "This baka yaoi won't take his arm off me!" He tried to fly, but realized that he wasn't able to.
"So the almighty King Vegeta DOES need help from me after all! And whats amazing is that it's in the area of boys. I wonder if I am the best person you should be talking to, afterall I married you! Geeze, a wife doesn't often get the opportunity to help her husband break up with his boyfriend." She said trying to keep a straight face.
"He's NOT my boyfriend! I-WE just met him!" By this point everyone had started laughing at James and Vegeta. But soon stoppped when the little yellow thing that had come with this latest group jumped in the air and zapped them all with a good jolt of electricity.
"What the hell was that?" Screamed Chi-Chi at both Gohan and Goku. Who were at this point in her yell small enough that they could have been squished by anyone.
"Sorry about that. Pikachu gets out of hand sometime!" said Ash in a kind of giggily sincerity.
"Pikachu? Whats a Pikachu?" said Goku and kind of looked at it. Mistys Hands were clenching into fists and her hair began to turn into fire as she stomped towards Goku. "Can he fight? I can't sense a power level but he sure seemed strong!" *BASH* Goku sailed through the air like a paper airplane after being hit by Misty. All of a sudden Vegeta forgot about his minor problem and started to laugh at Goku's MAJOR one.
"What! Vegeta don't forget, I am not the one here who has a boyfriend!" Goku reminded and finally was able to shut Vegeta up in an instant. Finally someone was able to solve the James crisis.
"James, if you convert anymore there will be none left for ME!" Jessie said. Finally again there was silence and then a familiar hum. and then on the other end of the room were another 5 machines. Each of them looked destructive but one of them caught Vans eyes as a worthy opponent. When all the pilots stepped out of the Gundams everyone saw that the pilots of these were no older that Van himself.
"Where are we Duo?" said Heero
"I don't know that but I'd like to know the name of the good looking guy that the chick with the big hair is man handling." Replied Duo, gazing towards James and pointing him out to all the other Gundam pilots. Everyone decided that until they knew exactly where they were, that it would probably be safest to stay in a big group, so that in case they were needed to do so they could fight as a group. Only one objection was made by Vegeta.
"As long as you keep that yaoi away from me!" With all that setteled they awaited their fate. After about 20 minutes of pacing, waiting, and Krillins BAD jokes, a voice bellowed.
"WELCOME!" through one word everyone in the room shook. " I have brought you here to test who is the mightiest of them all. You are all from alternate universes and have different skills as people and as fighters. To determine who the victor will be we will play a small.......game." Everyone looked up and saw an image that was of a man with a long white beard. "My name is Gennai. I also come from an alternate universe. I will be testing a team from mine aswell as from all of yours, here they are now." With that a large group of children appeared in front of everyone. With each child was a little animal like the other groups but all of thiers could talk and they weren't half as annoying as the other ones. "We are now awaiting the final group to arrive before we can begin the fun. So please have fun and don't tire yourselves out as you are going to have lots of time to tire out later!"
"Does this count as training?" asked Goku
"If I hear one more stupid comment from this guy I am going to kill him."
"um. Bulma? Didn't we make sure 18 wouldn't kill him?" Krillin said a little worried.
"Yeah, but shes not the only one who feels that way I mean has he ever said anything intelligent?" Everyone looked at Goku and he cowerred back into his corner, when all of a sudden he bumps into Duo.
"Sorry about that" apologizes Goku.
"That's ok, buddy! If you want to, you could do it again...If you know what I mean." Duo winked and smiled at Goku and then turned back to the other pilots.
"OK. Now the way I see it is we are here for fun and this could make some good trainging against OZ. If we could only keep our minds out of the yaoi gutter we'd be fine!" Heero stated.
TO BE CONTINUED!