Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun or SpongeBob…
*Today's story involves Wolfwood teaching a new song to the kids of his orphanage! It's the SpongeBob song turned into a Vash the Stampede song!!!*
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Wolfwood: "Are you ready kids?"
Kids: "Aye-aye Preacher man."
Wolfwood: "I can't hear you…
Kids: "Aye-aye Preacher man!!!"
Wolfwood: "Oh! Who lives on planet Gunsmoke in the desert?"
Kids: "Vash The Stampede!"
Wolfwood: "Determined and blonde and sharpshooter is he!"
Kids: "Vash The Stampede!"
Wolfwood: "If love and peace teaching be something you wish…
Kids: "Vash The Stampede!"
Wolfwood: "Then strip off your clothes and bark like a dog!"
Kids: "Vash The Stampede!"
Wolfwood: "Ready?"
Everybody: "Vash The Stampede! Vash The Stampede! Vash The Stampede!"
Wolfwood: "Vash The…Stampede! Ha ha.
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Ha ha, the end…
(Note: if you haven't seen all the episodes, you might not understand some of the jokes!)