What's the Answer?: A Diablo Parody
Spotlights fill a colourful stage, and a badly dressed man with hair like a chiapet walks into the center.
Host: Hi! I'm Chester Cheapskate and welcome to What's the Answer, the gameshow where the contestant has to answer one rediculously easy question. Our first contestant tonight is Phil. Phil comes all the way from across town and is currently working at an inn.
Phil: Hi, Chester.
Chester: Quiet you, I didn't tell you to talk.
Phil: Sorry.
Chester: Okay, the rules are simple. I am going to ask you a question. If you can guess the right answer before time runs out, you win a flawed gem and two health restoring potions! If the time runs out before you guess the right answer, diablo gets your mortal soul and you have to serve him for all eternity!
At that moment, a large, evil looking demon pokes his head through a hole in the wall.
Diablo: Hi!
Chester: Okay, let's play What's the Answer! The question is: what is Neo Sygma doing writing this stupid story?
A timer starts and the a sign is held up to inform the audience what the answer is. The sign reads, I don't know.
Phil: Uhhhh....... Let's see.... Because he wants to?
Chester: Nope.
Phil: Because he's bored?
Chester: No, I'm sorry. That's not the answer either.
Phil: Gee, I don't know.
Bells and whistles begin to go off, and several ugly old women walk onto the stage carrying a gem and two flasks containing red liquid. The women hand the items to Phil and Chester walks up to him.
Chester: Congratulations, Phil! The answer was I don't know! You win.
Phil: Yay! (hops up an down)
Diablo: Aw, c'mon. I want his soul.
Chester: Wait until next week, Diablo.
Diablo: Fine. I'll enslave the masses all by myself. (storms off of the set and disappears in a burst of flame)
Everyone congratulates Phil and soon everyone begins to leave. The next day, The producers of the show went broke because of the prizes and it was almost cancelled, but giving a second chance by the network that had a sudden change of heart...
Diablo: Wonder why? HEH HEH HEH!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spotlights fill a colourful stage, and a badly dressed man with hair like a chiapet walks into the center.
Host: Hi! I'm Chester Cheapskate and welcome to What's the Answer, the gameshow where the contestant has to answer one rediculously easy question. Our first contestant tonight is Phil. Phil comes all the way from across town and is currently working at an inn.
Phil: Hi, Chester.
Chester: Quiet you, I didn't tell you to talk.
Phil: Sorry.
Chester: Okay, the rules are simple. I am going to ask you a question. If you can guess the right answer before time runs out, you win a flawed gem and two health restoring potions! If the time runs out before you guess the right answer, diablo gets your mortal soul and you have to serve him for all eternity!
At that moment, a large, evil looking demon pokes his head through a hole in the wall.
Diablo: Hi!
Chester: Okay, let's play What's the Answer! The question is: what is Neo Sygma doing writing this stupid story?
A timer starts and the a sign is held up to inform the audience what the answer is. The sign reads, I don't know.
Phil: Uhhhh....... Let's see.... Because he wants to?
Chester: Nope.
Phil: Because he's bored?
Chester: No, I'm sorry. That's not the answer either.
Phil: Gee, I don't know.
Bells and whistles begin to go off, and several ugly old women walk onto the stage carrying a gem and two flasks containing red liquid. The women hand the items to Phil and Chester walks up to him.
Chester: Congratulations, Phil! The answer was I don't know! You win.
Phil: Yay! (hops up an down)
Diablo: Aw, c'mon. I want his soul.
Chester: Wait until next week, Diablo.
Diablo: Fine. I'll enslave the masses all by myself. (storms off of the set and disappears in a burst of flame)
Everyone congratulates Phil and soon everyone begins to leave. The next day, The producers of the show went broke because of the prizes and it was almost cancelled, but giving a second chance by the network that had a sudden change of heart...
Diablo: Wonder why? HEH HEH HEH!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!