Hey guys and esteemed ladies (fingers-crossed!), this is BarelySage with my first fic, unlike BarelyGhost I will for the time being writing less serious fics just because that's how I am. By the way I have no connection to any AMVs I suggest other than I am a viewer like any other person.
Enjoy!
Adventures of an ANBU Trainee
Prologue
It had been two and a half years since the betrayal of Saskue Uchiha and in his wake he left a normally bright blonde haired and blue eyed ninja feeling as if his whole world was crashing down around him since the one he called friend left with only a scar on his chest to remember him by.
Now that once bright ninja has return to the village he calls home after his two and half year training trip in order to both gain the strength and the experience he needs in order to bring his best friend back. We now find our hero in the prestigious office of the fire shadow…
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"Oi! Baa-chan!" was all Naruto could yell out as he burst through the door before he had to suddenly duck under the large book she threw at him.
"Don't call me that brat I thought I told you that plenty of times!" no matter how true that maybe they always enjoy this back and forth well until someone got hurt which always ended up to be Naruto.
"Listen here Baa-chan!" he says as he slams his hands onto the Hokage's desk
"I need some real missions so I can get Sasuke back, not do these boring missions like escort duty or watching the gate!"
"Is that so?" Tsunade says with a raised eyebrow but there was a glint of amusement in her eyes as she decided to set her plan in motion
"Are you absolutely sure Naruto?"
"Yeah Baa-chan!" Naruto could barely hold back his excitement as he was practically bouncing on his toes
"Well I can't say that I did not warn you. (sigh) Alright Anbu clear out." With one handsign all the Anbu left the office with absolute skill and precision.
"Naruto come here" She gestured with her hand over to the locked filing cabinet in the corner of the room. After biting her thumb the blood seal unlock and revealed many classified files only to be seen by the Hokage.
Man baa-chan is serious about this he thought while being both nervous and excited at the same time because of all this ceremony
Maybe she is making Hokage right now! Now Naruto was about to yell this out until Tsunade seemed to read his mind
"No Naruto I'm not making you Hokage." She said with seriousness but you could see a smirk on her face
Maybe one day Naruto…
"Ahh here it is" Tsunade then pulls out a file stamped with the words: "Anbu Trainees".
"YOU'RE MAKING ME JOIN ANBU BAA-CHAN!" Naruto yells out so loud that it shakes the glass; he then proceeded to fall to the ground thanking the ramen gods starting with his favorite miso then pork then chicken then… well let's just say this went on for a while until Tsunade had enough.
"BE QUIET BRAT!" she roared as as she slamed down her fist on Naruto's bowed head leaving a face print of Naruto in the floor.
"Ow what does this mean if I am not joining Anbu then?" he said after trying to rub away the pain from his face
"Well if you had waited for me to actually say something after I pulled out the file" Naruto then just mumbled about old angry hags getting too crazy in their old age. Tsunade gained a tick mark on her face as she sat down at her desk. Brushing that remark off she then began her reason why she started all of this.
"Naruto you are half right. Eventually you will join Anbu but for now you will be entered into its trainee program at the end of it you will be put on mock Anbu missions but not as a full Anbu member but listen to me when I say this! They are still real missions with real clients and real consequences for failure." She finished with a very serious tone. Naruto now realizing the full weight of the conversation nods his head in agreement. Seeing this she continues to explain the program.
"The program is split into two parts training and missions. The training lasts for six months…" was all she could say before she got interrupted by Naruto.
"I don't have six months for this!" Tsunade just held her hand up while her glare seemed to grab his soul whispering to it: shut the hell up before you die.
"(cough) As I was saying, the training lasts six months which will put the above average chunin and jounin up to par with Anbu standings, this includes elemental testing and stealth tactics for undercover missions." At this Naruto began to see the full picture of what his baa-chan was putting him through.
"The missions are based mostly on uncover work in the beginning then later on you will use your experience to be gain information without having to directly interact with the target to get what you need" Naruto was now imaging himself behind a bush reading minds of whoever passed by and then getting Sakura to declare her love for him as he slashes through his enemies in his Anbu outfit and then…
"Naruto. Naruto. Naruto wake up focus!" she said while snapping her fingers breaking Naruto away from his fantasy.
"Alright Baa-chan I'm ready to do this where do I sign up!"
"Naruto this is serious you need to be ready to face all the challenges up ahead or you land flat on your ass and I will not take your whining!"
"I am completely serious. I will do whatever it takes to come out on the other side of this and be a part of Anbu." Looking at him with a steely gaze to see if he would crack she eventually let up and sighed knowing he would not quit until he was successful.
Then again that would be the Naruto I know.
"Ok then the program will start in one week under the T&I center in the Anbu bunker; there you will eat, sleep, and live until you are ready for your missions with your squad."
"Wait, what do you mean squad?" He said curiously since he thought he would be doing solo missions.
"Oh I guess I missed that part, well three others have also decided they wanted to be a part of this program to advance their skills and luckily you should already know them."
"That's awesome who am I going to working with?" meanwhile he was imaging seeing Sakura in a sleek Anbu outfit and then in the middle of mission where he was slashing through his enemies she would confess her love for him and then they would…
"Naruto! That is the last time you will ignore me while I'm talking! Anyways your squad mates are none other than Shino Aburame, Neji Hyuga, and Rock Lee."
"Wait what!? I mean I get that Shino and Neji are always super quiet but bushy brow? He is even worse than me at stealth!"
"Well his reason was for joining was: "I too shall join so that my flames of youth will roar even higher than that of my eternal rival's!" needless to say he is all in while the other two have their own personal reasons for joining."
Well it's better than doing this with no one I know
"Ok Baa-chan let's get started!" Naruto says full of confidence while Tsunade just looks happy seeing him that way.
"Then let's see what you are made of Naruto."
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Omake- What Sasuke Really Lacks to Kill Itachi
Slammed up against the wall of the hotel, young Sasuke struggles to escape the death grip of his older brother after his failed attempt at killing him. Itachi whispers in his ear:
"Foolish little brother…why are you so weak?" he then leans in even more while tightening his grip around sasuke's neck
"…because you lack…"
"WAFFLE CRISPS!" Itachi says out loud while dropping Sasuke and holding up a box of his favorite ninja cereal for all to see. He then turns back to Sasuke with a stern face.
"You haven't been eating a balanced breakfast since I left, haven't you!"
"How is that MY fault? You took the last box! (And you killed our clan)"
Meanwhile Naruto is examining the cereal box while Kisame is trying to maintain some form of dignity for him and his partner while hearing their continued argument.
"You couldn't buy more? Are you truly that weak!?"
"You took all of the money too you cereal eating psycho!"
"Hmmm is this really part of a balanced breakfast" Naruto said while closely reading the box.
"Actually you know I have never seen Itachi-san eat cereal…"
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Sorry the prologue was pretty boring so I added in a small omake at the end to make it better. The following chapters will get into the missions and such.
Thanks for reading and if you want to shoot an idea as to what missions this top-notch team should tackle leave it in a review.
-BarelySage
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Sage's AMV Corner!
So here we are welcome to Sage's AMV Corner where I give you guys some AMVs to watch and review. Since this is the first time I'm doing this I thought I would give an intro to the AMVs so here it is.
INTRO
Alright that was awesome so here are the top AMVs for this chapter.
The Good: [Naruto AMV] – Setsujoku Revolution – by Luciole AMV
- This is my favorite AMV of all time for reasons you will have to see for yourself but trust me when I say you will not understand most of it unless you happen to speak fluid Japanese but it is still a great AMV to watch I give it a 10 out of 10.
The Bad: TenTen – In the End (Linkin Park) – by … (seriously … is his name)
- Just everything imaginable that could go wrong went wrong with this AMV. From the random crap just put on to the wrong song choice. I like Tenten I do but to make this ehh I just going to shake my head at this and try to forget this ever happened. NOT for Tenten fans and Neji especially Neji don't tell him or he might kill him or it that made this.
The Funny: Naruto Fergalicious by Naruto For the Win
- I could not stop laughing at this AMV its just ridiculous but it is well made and as I listen to it now the nostalgia is making it too damn hard to write this review.