Summary: So, this story is just as it's name says, really messed up. I don't really know what to say about it, maybe just this

WARRING: WILL BE BOY X BOY (translation Yaoi), don't like, don't read. Main pairing will be 1827 (later), then there will be lost of others and just to tell you, they ARE messed up.

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR, if I would, we all would be screwed (LOL)

This story starts (as expected) with annoying sound of alarm at the morning. No, I'm joking... our main hero (which isn't very heroic) doesn't have any. Instead, he was woken up by his beloved (sarcastic) mother, I mean father.

"Tuna dear, opening ceremony is starting in ten minutes." said his dad with monotone voice. Tsuna still half asleep, jumped on his feet in panic. "Papa!" shouted young boy "I told you to wake me up on time!" But it was pointless, his papa wasn't present in the room anymore.

His eye twitched for a while, then he again realized fact, that he has ten minutes to get his no-good ass dressed, eat breakfast and get to school which was 27 kilometers far away in record time of ten minutes, which was actually... impossible. Although word impossible not seemed to be in Millefiore family's dictionary.

Yep, Tsuna's father was no one else than Byakuran Millefiore (originally named Byakuran Shimon Sawasa, though he didn't like it so he changed it, why he didn't like it, I'll never know, and who am I, is something you'll never know).

Then again, Tsuna already changed his clothes (like I would let you look, HA!). When he ran down the hall he heard three loud THUDS as he proceeded. He then wanted to go down the stairs but failed. In Millefiore residence could be heard another loud THUD.

Tsuna looked at mass of bodies under him. He tripped at stairs and ended up on Enma (his younger brother), which apparently did same and ended up on Dino (his older cousin, which was staying over), which apparently fell too and ended up on Kikyo (his older brother), and that tripped over smiling-carefree father of their, which was lying on stairs for an unknown reason.

After seconds of silence, Fran came over to look at mess they done. He lifted his hand and opened his mount like he wanted to say something, but then he shut his mount. He repeated this action one more time, then he just shook his head and with "..." he left to kitchen again.

Another seconds of silence. "Wanna marshmallow?" asked innocently Byakuran. Everyone sweat-dropped. "Get THE HELL off me brats!" shouted Kikyo irritated. "With pleasure." mumbled Tsuna.

After they all stood on their own legs (including Byakuran), they had fast breakfast, then their grandfather Cozart (which lived with them) took them to school, his school (Yeah, you heard right, it didn't belong to certain skylark, Cozart Shimon was director of Namimori).

Millefiore family

On the other side of Vongola society certain skylark sneezed as he was eating his (for him late) breakfast, while walking to school. Early in the morning he got irritated by his father and mother, I mean another father and by his annoying kufufuing brother. His little (actually older) sister didn't annoy him at all, though.

One thing is that Lambo (father) burned hole into his favorite shirt ( Which isn't his favorite?) then he burned breakfast as well and fact that he was limping all the way just made Kyoya's irritation level explode.

Reborn (also father) just hid his eyes under his fedora and smirked all along. Mukuro just kufufued and that was when our "certain" skylark couldn't take it anymore. He punched wall, made second doors in wall (right next to real doors) and went to school, ignoring quiet shouts of Chrome, his older sister.

Lambo just blankly watched another hole in his beloved house. Then Daemon made his appearance out of nowhere (since he was magician after all). Reborn looked at his dear(?) father. Then said father nufufued and said "I should teach him how to use windows."

"Windows?" shouted Lambo at his father-in-law. "Doors! Teach him how to use doors, for God's sake!"

While Spade Kyoya walked, he once again thought, why was he so irritated today? Oh yeah, it was because of that loud explosion this morning that woke him up.

Spade family

Twenty minutes before, yet again in different side of Vongola society. Yamamoto Kyoko just woke up, dressed up and was heading down where her beloved extreme brother and her always-smiling father ate breakfast. When she said her good-mornings to everyone present she sat next to Ryohei and like every girl, she wanted to know about his yesterday's date. Although Ryohei didn't like this conversation as much as she did.

Takeshi (her father) chuckled quietly at his son's reaction. "So? How was it? Where did you go?" asked Kyoko enthusiastically. Ryohei looked at her, face reddening with every question. "Did you heard it?" he then shouted. "THAT'S GRANDFATHER'S EXTREME SONG!" he shouted loudly. "Maa, maa, Asari-jii-chan already left Ryohei, how can you hear him play then?" laughed Takeshi.

Then another screaming idiot made his appearance. Hayato (another father of Yamamoto family) with long cut on his face, razor for shaving in his right hand and 33 little dynamites in his left hand screamed "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS RUCKUS FOR?"

"Ryohei has a girlfriend and he won't tell me how his date was!" pouted cutely Kyoko. With these 13 simple words, Hayato was left speechless and he dropped all his ignited dynamites on floor. "WTF?" was his answer after ten second of surprised silence, and then, bombs made loud KA-BOOOM.

That's what you call exploding news.

Yamamoto family

Meanwhile grandpa Asari already made it to his destination. He rang the bell on doors of house number 10. As expected, doors revealed no one else than his fellow worker in opera, Squarlo (with stage name Superbi).

"Ohayo." greeted Asari with gentle smile. "VOOOOOOOOOOOOOI-ossu." greeted back singer. Then, like by some magic trick, bottle of vine flew right by Asari's head. "Oh, I see Xanxus is home." commented Asari. After second, knife that could not be mistaken for an ordinary knife flew out of the doors too. "And so Bel is." added musician.

At the same time, Xanxus quarreled with his younger son. "Why the hell should I take you to school, it's not my business, trash." growled policeman, while getting ready to work. "But you are my father! It IS your business!" pouted Bel, irritated by his father once again. "Ask your dad." hissed Xanxus. "Like I said, you are my father!" "I meant your other father!"

"What a pathetic couple. How can you waste your time, time is money!" commented Mammon, when he saw his younger brother and father quarreling, yet again. Both, commoner-hater and trash-hater, turned around with wicked smiles, Mammon had 19, thus he had driving license, both problems were solved. Money-waste-hater sweat-dropped.

family

Since Mammon had to give a ride to his younger brother, for free (!), he had planned fine revenge. He went ahead and gave call to his friend, not sure if you really can call them friends, though. And thus he stopped by GiglioNero family, to pick up Rasiel.

It was something like this:

First thing in the morning Rasiel have to do is, look into mirror. "Yeah, I'm beautiful, sexy twenty years old hot guy." Then he placed his beautiful crown on his even more beautiful head. It took him long time, and soon sound of "Arashi no ouji" could be heard in his room. Yeah, someone called him. He picked up with nonchalant "Hello?" "Hi I just thought I could pick you up today." said Mammon from other side, but Rasiel wasn't so stupid. "How much will it cost me?" he asked instantly.

"Nothing really, I just thought, I had this annoying brother with me, so I thought you may-" started Mammon but was cut of. "When will you come?"

After an interesting conversation with his old friend he went down for breakfast, and as every morning, something irritated his father so he snapped yet again. "What took you so long, kora!" shouted Collonelo when he saw his oldest son coming. "Stop shouting!" barked his other father, oh, I mean mother. "Lal why you! I'm trying to beat some discipline into him! What the hell is with these long hair! And what's with that tiara, are you a girl?"

"It's not a tiara! It's a crown! You commoner!" shouted Rasiel back. They continued to quarrel, and after five minutes of intense shouting (which no one understood anymore), Luce and Gamma interrupted.

"Father, can we have a talk?" asked pregnant daughter her father (who didn't notice fact that she was in ninth month already). "Hm? Yeah fine, what's it about, kora?" asked Collonelo, eyeing his brother-in-law, with stood next to his daughter, maybe too close to his liking.

"I'm pregnant." was her simple answer. Collonelo looked at Luce's stomach, eyes widening. "Eh?" was his intelligent answer. "How... long?" "Nine months." "Eh?" was his another intelligent answer. "With... who?" "With me." answered Gamma calmly. "E-" realization interrupted his intelligent answer. "YOU BASTARD!"

He was about to shot him with bazooka (not ten year bazooka, though, real one) his wife stopped him. She slapped him. "You should have realized it, idiot!" scolded him Lal Mirch. "And what do you think you are doing? Do you want to kill your daughters too or what? And who allowed you to have bazooka in house for God's sake?" And so another quarrel thrown a tantrum in Giglio Nero family's residence.

When a KA-BOOM could be heard from second floor, everyone knew that grandpa Verde is up to something again (with forced help of Skull, his lackey, oh, I mean wife, I mean husband). It was then when Fon took Aria and Uni under his hands. "Let's go, I'll take you to school."

"But grandpa, what about Rasiel?" protested Uni. "He already left, right after Luce said 'Father', he was gone." said I-pin, their grandma.

Meanwhile Rasiel flirted with fourteen year old Bel, who just kept throwing his knives at him, with irritated Mammon, not fact that his friend was hurt, but fact that blood was spreading all over his new car. In the end, he threw both of them out in halfway.

Giglio Nero family

"Hey Bel, that T-shirt looks stunning on you." commented Rasiel while wrapping his arm around waist of younger of the two. They slowly walked to school, because they were thrown out by their kind and generous brother/friend. Bel stabbed young man in hand which dared to touch his mighty body like that, again...

"That's not very nice of you honey." chuckled again Rasiel while holding his bleeding hand, it didn't help at all, he just dirtied his other hand too. But he still made his wide grin while saying "Oh darling, your always covered eyes have such beautiful color, I never seen such before!"

"That must hurt a lot." murmured Basil while crossing road and watching two blond guys quarreling and stabbing each other, at least that younger one was stabbing other. Another second and more blood spilled around older teen, he had such funny feeling he saw them somewhere. He thought for while and then for another... That younger boy, wasn't he best friend of his cousin, Tsuna?...How was his name again... Bel? Or something like that.

"Hahi? Where are you looking Basil?" asked his girlfriend with big eyes. She walked next to him, holding hands with him. How he and Haru ended up together, that's another story. "Nope, it's nothing." smiled boy and continued walking.

While thinking about his cousin, he wondered how is his brother Dino. He hoped he didn't hurt himself, though the way his brother is, it may be already too late even for hope. At least he hoped he didn't destroy much furniture, uncle Fran would get mad and uncle Byakuran... he is Byakuran...

Since her boyfriend kept quiet whole time, not that he usually speaks much anyway, she started to feel little bit ...angry, or more like jealous of her big sister. Hana had also boyfriend, to Haru's surprise he was just year older than Haru herself, but that's not what Haru was jealous about (since Basil was seventeen). She was jealous (just partly) that Ryohei talks a lot more (sometimes maybe too much though).

It was then when Haru remembered something. "Oh! I would almost forgot! Mum is inviting you for dinner today darling~." sang Haru happily. "Is that so?" said Basil little lost in thought. "You will come? Right?" asked his girlfriend with big smile on her face. Basil chuckled on how cute his girl was, he placed light kiss on her forehead and quietly agreed.

He wasn't feeling nervous, not at all, he really liked Miyura's couple. Nana and Iemitsu were nice people. Although he had to tell his two dads that yet again he won't be home. He could image how Shoichi would start panicking about puberty and Spanner would just eat his lollipop, not saying a word.

Cavalone family x Miyura family

A while ago, same morning, Bianci had to deal with her perverted grandfather Shamal. He was taking care of Fuuta, which just turned three this year, he was such adorable baby brother. He was only man Bianci really loved, of course, she loved her father Romario too, not like she would admit it.

For Bianci it was all just daily route, when she opened main doors, her eyes has met with two another pairs of eyes. Chikusa and his younger brother Ken stood there. Again.

"Hi." Greeted sheepishly Chikusa. "Mornin'." Greeted Ken, his cheeks turning little red from embarrassment. Both of them liked Bianci and they literally fought for her every day. But as expected, Bianci ignored both of them, she wasn't interested in any of them.

"Hi." greeted Bianci, out of habit, not that she actually cared. Boys talked about almost everything, they talked and talked and talked. Bianci just ignored most of it while walking to school. Both Chikusa and Ken were adopted by Knuckle, not that they minded.

"...and you know, today morning," continued Ken, when something he said catch Bianci's attention. "Kyoya destroyed another wall! Haha!" he laughed loudly. Yes, their cousin Kyoya Spade would often do that and these two would know right away.

Bovino family x Spade family

Certain skylark sneezed second time today, that droved him to thought that he may be ill. But on the other thought, when did you heard of Kyoya being sick? I never did and thus he just ignored it.

Kyoya walked trough school hall, glaring on everyone he passed by, all of them avoided his glare, everyone feared him (and his wicked kufufuing brother) Although, one little annoying herbivore (as would Kyoya say) still stared at his retreating back. It was no one else than Tsuna Millefiore.

He stared at his upperclassman's back, his heart beating as fast as never before. Just one look at dark haired teen made him dizzy. His legs were like jelly, he barely stood on place. Funny feeling in his chest made him think it will explode. With butterflies in his stomach he watched young boy.

"That boy..." muttered Tsuna "... I want to beat crap out of him..." grinned young boy and everyone around him took step back as they saw evil aura emitting from Tsuna.

"Tsuna? Are you alright?" boy snapped back to reality, when he heard familiar voice. He turned around to see his friend Uni. "H-Hi Uni! Yeah I'm fine." shuddered Tsuna, being once again himself, and that means, being no good. "That's good!" smiled Uni brightly. "And which class are you in?" asked girl after while.

Since they were both freshmen, there was hight chance they will end up in the same class. "1.C" said Tsuna, then he squeaked. Uni threw herself on him with loud "YAY!" And thus, they were in same class. "U-uni! I-...can't...breathe..." Tsuna paled in second.

"Oh, I'm so sorry Tsuna!" apologized Uni already nth-time. "It's okay. Okay, really!" responded Tsuna, feeling little bit guilty for making his friend worry, but not guilty enough to come closer to her in next week.

Both of them headed to their class room, where they were met with another surprising news. "Hahi? Uni is in same class?" Squeaked girl with ponytail and hung herself around Uni. "Eh? Haru also?" asked surprised Uni, when she snapped back to reality, she realized that her other friend just stood there, not sure what to do.

"Ah Haru, this is Tsuna I told you about before." said Uni with another bright smile. Then she turned to Tsuna. "Tsuna, this is Haru, my friend." "Nice to meet you Haru." responded Tsuna with little blush. "Nice to meet you too -desu!"

At that very moment, young boy with plastered nose and white hair appeared in doors. "Oh Haru I'm EXTREMELY happy to see you again!" shouted boy, everyone in class were startled, there was long silence of surprise until Haru responded. "Ah, Ryohei-nii nice to see you too."

"Ryohei-nii this is Uni my best friend." said happily ponytail girl while grabbing her best friend's hand, then with other hand she grabbed Tsuna's hand. "And this is Tsuna, also friend." she smiled brightly at her 'brother'.

"Nice to meet you I'm Ryohei to the EXTREME!" he shouted again. "Oi Tsuna was it? Why don't you-" Before Ryohei could end his sentence, which we all knew will come in the end, Tsuna stopped him with firm "No, thanks." He wasn't sure why he said it so fast, nor what teen wanted to say, but he got that feeling, he wouldn't like it anyway.

It didn't took long and their teacher arrived. "N-Nice to m-meet you. My name is Irie Shouichi." shuddered their homeroom teacher. He wasn't himself before twenty to thirty people, it didn't matter that he is a teacher for quite long time now.

Tsuna felt little awkward. Attending to school his grandpa owns, was one thing, but fact that his uncle was his teacher, his homeroom teacher (!) made him feel little weird. He couldn't really image himself addressing Irie Shouichi-sensei. It was just plain weird.

Anyway, he chuckled a little at his uncle's nervousness. This calmness didn't last even five minutes when doors shot open with loud BANG. And there he stood the raven haired boy. "I should be sorry for coming late, but I had to take care of some intruders." murmured raven and then without word he sat to first empty seat he found, no he didn't glare at anyone saying he is sitting on his place, he just glared. When he was finally settled down in last row by window (main characters always sits there), Shouichi somehow continued with whatever he was talking about.

When doors opened with bang, everyone were surprised, expect Ryohei, he knew Kyoya for a time now, and he was sure they EXTREMELY will be in same class, since they were both sixteen and...there wasn't any other particular reason to it...

On the other side was Tsuna, sight of that boy surprised him at first, but then his anger and his lust (for fight) had beaten first shock and Tsuna continued with glaring at raven and emitting evil aura second time today, which raven of course noticed.

By the end of class, Tsuna already knew name of his fated enemy. It was Kyoya, Spade Kyoya.

Class 1.C

At almost same time as Kyoya entered classroom with loud BANG, Mukuro kufufued (for no reason, really). He sat beside his twin, Chrome, smiling like idiot, I meant smiling like only he would. First five minutes after entering his new class, he just eyed everyone around, thinking which one could be potential harm to his beloved sister (or for potential lackey, I'm not really sure which was it again...). He felt slightly disappointed, there weren't many people to mock with.

He saw funny looking guy with green hair and eyes. He laughed really weirdly, it was something like "ha-han", Mukuro done his kufufu-thing when thinking that. That boy seemed interesting enough for him to mock or torture him. Another kufufu could be heard in class with that thought in Mukuro's head.

Then, he looked around the class again. There was another boy that catch his eye. he had brown hair which covered almost half of his face "What a weird hairstyle...kufufu" thought Mukuro, like his hairstyle was normal... From what he heard, boy's name was Basil. For some reason, this Basil seemed all goody-goody with "Ha-han" boy.

As expected of our twisted illusionist, he somehow heard their conversation. He didn't understand every word they said, but he heard something like "How's uncle Byakuran?" or something with some Cozart grandpa... He thought for while, Cozart, he thought he heard that name somewhere before...

Oh, well. It wasn't like Mukuro to think about useless things, he looked around the class one more time. He didn't find anyone interesting, but one guy just stood out way too much. He had spiky blond hair, scar on his nose and little animal tattoo on his cheek. And also, he had teeth like vampire. He was talking with girl, that had kinda violet hair and eyes and scorpion tattoo on her shoulder. It seemed more like he was talking to air, though. Girl didn't paid much attention to him.

Mukuro kufufued, again, it was then when their homeroom teacher came. It was Nana Miyura, home-economics teacher.

Class 2.D

Meanwhile, Dino, our king of clumsiness, was heading to his new classroom as well. While at it, he tripped around hundred times, but that doesn't matter at all, it was normal to him after all. When he opened doors of his classroom, he tripped again. That's how he caught attention of whole class.

Loud "Ushesheshe..." resonated through whole classroom. Then Dino heard "Hmph..." from guy, that had covered eyes with dark violet hood, he stood right next to "Ushesheshe" guy. One guy, with green beanie and tattoo which looked like bar-code, just moved his glassed up to his nose.

Then girl reached her hand before still lying Dino. "Here, get up. " she offered him her help. "Are you alright?" she added after while with concern. "Y-yeah. I'm fine." Dino just laughed it off. "It happens all the time!" "By the way, I'm Aria Giglio Nero." girl smiled brightly at him. Boy in hood emitted dangerous aura. "My name is Dino Cavallone." introduced himself Falling Horse Dino... I meant bucking...

Five minutes later, their homeroom teacher entered classroom. It was no one else than Lancia, Art and Culture teacher. He was was married to...no one really, and he didn't have any sibling I know about... Lancia, was just Lancia, the Art and Culture teacher.

Class 3.A

And that's it...

Also, I would like to say that this story is my and my cousin's idea, we thought of it together, but I have to write it -.- ...

Please review, I would really like to know what do you think about it, even if it's just first chapter!