Lil Wanye's POV:
so I was sitting on the ledge of the white house thinking about life. I was chilling with Sonic and Knuckles when Amy comes over and steels Sonic away from me *sighs*. Anyhoo, Knuckles was thinking about joining us again some point. Barack obama was shaking that ass and John Cena pulled me to the dance floor and almost spilled his drink on my phone but i'm like "nah man check this out" and poured a drink on it and they were like "WHUUUUUUH." Anyhoo R.A.E.D came out of nowhere going "WHUH WHUH WHUH" which I found EXTREMLY SEXY. And we all started to grind on the dance floor. Onision the onion came out of nowhere with his date The Gnome King (Keemstar) Lol. So we all started and it was really good and like yeah I hope I wasn't so drunk.
Obama's POV:
Sorry about that folks! He's really drunk and can't speak correctly... he keeps saying he's seeing sonic and frankly we all think he's on something other then alcohol.
Kool Aid Man: OH YEAH