Dear Diary,
So, Kureno made me write this stupid diary because he's a fag.
Actually he's a cock.
Akito made a funny.
Anyway, I'm sitting here writing this because Kureno said I have anger issues and that this would apparently help. Then I threw a vase at him.
But I'll write in it anyway, because he said if I didn't he'd leave me.
The bitch.
So I'm gonna tell you a little bit about my life.
My name is Akito Sohma, I'm turning twenty in December. My dad Akira was awesome until he slept with his maid who I'll refer to as CumDumpster aka CD. Sadly I look like CD, only "it" has bigger tits. That pisses me off.
So I have this stupid family that turns into animals when hugged by the opposite sex. I don't like any of them because they're all cunts.
Especially Shigure.
Kureno is my favorite, but Shigure can go suck humongous black rooster.
That would have been funnier if Kureno was black.
I hope neither of them read this, because if they do I'll kick their asses.
I'm sort of regretting writing this in pen.
Anyway back to my life.
I'm a girl but CD made me dress like a boy because "it's" crazy.
Curse this vagina.
But at least people won't make fun of my lack of tits if they don't know I actually have any.
Ummm... Sometimes I wish I had a sibling.
My favorite things do to are paint and beat people up. Especially ones named Shigure.
He's the Dog of the Zodiac. Which means he turns into a dog when he's hugged by bitches. I mean women.
Isn't it ironic? I'm the God of the Zodiac and he's the Dog.
If you can't figure out why that's ironic go fuck yourself.
I gotta go because my hand is cramping and today is masturbation night for Akito.
See you in hell,
Akito Sohma