I do not own harry potter, Lady GaGa or the random place i got the chocolate sauce from

The only thing I own is my writing skills!

Yaoi and lady gaga(no likey? don't read!.)

Nothing too mature stuff here…o.o first story without a lemon? :O

A weird crazy talk

Slashmaster987: Welcome, to this crazy weird talk with our two favorite puppies!

Remus: Hello

Sirius: hI!

Remus: he's overreacting again; did you give him something he shouldn't have?

Slashmaster987: no…(except i gave him half of your secret chocolate stash you hid behind some random painting you like)

Remus: you what? It took me two years to get It filled! How dare you! I'll –

Sirius: Remmy, smoochie? *puppy-dog eyes*

Remus: *smoochie overload*

Slashmaster987: *nosebleed* good puppies! ^^

Sirius: writer, pass the chocolate sauce?

Slashmaster987: Sure, just let me get camera.

Remus: Sirius, you are siriusly getting the kinkiest puppy of the year trophy! *Cough* Millennium *Cough*

Sirius: Ooh, new one^^*more smoochies*

Remus: *pours chocolate sauce all over both of them*

Slashmaster987: *snapshots pictures* more movement boys! I still got the paparazzi trophy to get this year!

Lady GaGa: *appears outta nowhere covered in chocolate sauce* Papa paparazzi! We are the crowd we're c-comin' out Got my flash on it's true Need that picture of you It so magical we'd be so fantastical

Remus&Sirius:*horny looks* ORGY TIME!

Lady GaGa: orgy of the century?

Slashmaster987: looks like it^^more chocolate sauce, my Dear?

Remus&Sirius&Lady GaGa: Hand it over Hun!

The puppies and Lady GaGa: *big orgy in the background with chocolate sauce*

Slashmaster987: and so, the normal evening continues here at the-*moaning from the background*Slash centre! Yes it's very loud in here! ^^Bye! Wait for more fanfics and love the slash! keep writing folks!

Yours truly: Slasmaster987 and the boys (Lady GaGa: Don't forget me! listen to my music*Dances away*)