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"What did you say?"
Lucy gulped. She was only talking casually to Natsu Dragneel, and apparently, Erza— casually interrupted. And when she interrupts you, you know it never means good business.
"Eh? I was…" Before she could finish her sentence, Natsu covered her mouth. She said something like; 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING, NATSU? LET GO! LET GO— AIFHSKHAKH… MMFFFF!'
…Something like that.
"It's nothing, Erza! She was just talking about… expensive princess stuffs!"
And all he could see after that was a piercing glare from Erza.
"You think I'm buying that, Natsu? There's no way you would listen her talking about 'expensive princess-y stuffs'. Spit. It. Out!"
"A-ay-ayyeeee… Cap'n Erza…"
And, K.O he goes…
She sighed, carrying Natsu to her lap. "I shouldn't have knocked him out. It's my entire fault, Natsu."
"…Don't you think it's a bit too late to say that, Erza?" Lucy murmured. Once Erza caught her within eyesight, she smiled (innocently). "Oh, Lucy, I really thought you were talking about… about Jellal."
"Well, I kind of… was."
Eyes widen.
Gulp.
Glare.
Sweat drop.
Glare (again).
Blurt.
"I overheard him getting released from prison."
A sincere smile found its way towards Erza's lips; she could finally see Jellal again—
And she would probably kill him once she does. Who wouldn't? He fucking left her alone.
"That's great, Lucy." Erza said, standing up, obviously off to Jellal's place (does she even knows?)
"And, I heard he's staying at Fairy Tail!"
She turned back. Um, what? You're kidding me?
"Say what?"
"…T-temporarily?"
Gulp.
Sweat drop.
Sweat drop.
Gulp.
"Well… there goes my dreamland."
Natsu twitched a bit, my God, finally he's conscious. Phew. That's relieving—
"ASFJLAKF… L-Lucy, I-I… feel like dying—" no more words came out of his mouth when Erza 'accidentally' stepped on him— on the face.
…K.O, again
"You're so hopeless, Natsu! Ahahahaha… haha… ha— …ha."
Glare from Erza.
Sweat drop from Gray.
Glare from Erza, again.
Sweat drop from Gray, again.
…
…
Gray = K.O.
"Oh no, what have I done? I'm responsible for all this, Lucy. Don't stop me; I'm going to take them to my room."
"…Who was stopping her in the first place again?"
Exactly 4 minutes, 37 seconds, 21 milliseconds later, Erza was facing her house— Rather, Lucy's house.
A dramatic sigh escaped her lips, as she looked up. Two males were groaning when they felt like their insides were fucking stirring around. "Nu… Erz… argh… H- appy… Lucy… Li-Lisann— blurghhh—"
Natsu = K.O third time.
Erza sighed, "You are so useless, Gray, Natsu…" (Um, who was it that K.O'ed them in the first place? *Lucy points at Erza*) Call it coincidence, but she could've sworn she saw Jellal inside that room.
"What. The. Fuck?"
"Uerghhhhaarghhh… Erzahhhrggg—"
Gray = K.O… Oh fuck, back to counting again…
The red head dropped them (*cough*directly outside the apartment *cough*) and went straight to her— I mean; Lucy's room. No way. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
"…Jellal!"
Eyes widen.
Sweat drop.
Jellal drops the— is that a woman's magazine? Oh, Jellal, you dirty little bishie…
Gulp.
Think about what to say.
Gulp again.
Major brainstorm…
Silence…
"Erza… um, yo…?"
"…Don't 'yo' me, Jellal. What are you doing here?"
"Old geezers told me to come here."
"I take my question back. Why are naked?"
"It's hot. There's no air conditioner." He casually (I'm using that a lot, huh…) said, fanning his naked chest. At least he's wearing pants, Erza.
Silence
…
…
Erza pointed at an object hanging on the wall. What could it be, I wonder?
…
…
Oh, it's an air conditioner!
…
How dramatic.
"That's… my fault. I think." Jellal smiled nervously, putting his shirt back on. "Ahem, so you've heard about me and Fairy Tail?"
"I did."
"…I don't have a house."
"Rent one, then."
"I don't have any jewels."
"Go find a job, then."
"I need permission from Master."
"Go on, then."
"I have no courage to."
"Grow some balls, then."
Jellal smirked. "Can I see you naked?"
"Go ahea—"
…
…
Jellal = K.O
I'm beginning to pity Jellal a bit.. R&R anyone? I'm out here still fangirling about Chapter 264. Yeah, Jellal. Yeeeaaaahhh.