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AN: This is written for the A Different Rare Pair Challenge by CUtopia. The quote used is "I hated every minute of training, but I said 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion'." - Muhammad Ali
"TROY!"
Troy's head whipped around to see his very angry coach looking at him. The other men in the changing room nervously backed away and Troy gulped.
"Troy, what exactly do you think you're doing, messing up my team!?" his coach continued, waving that days copy of the Daily Prophet in one hand. Troy's eyes slid down to the headline.
Mullet pregnant! The headline read and Troy looked puzzled.
"I don't understand," after a few minutes and the coach huffed in annoyance.
"You got your wife pregnant! Without warning me first!" he bellowed. "Do you have any idea how much this will damage our training routines!? I need to know about these details so I can plan for bringing our reserves into play!"
"Well coach…it was an accident. We weren't planning on-"
"Well don't have any more unplanned children in future!" his coach bellowed, cutting him off. Then he smiled. "Oh and congratulations. Make sure you teach that kid how to be a good Quidditch player!"
"Yes sir…" Troy said in a slightly stunned voice.
"Even if they hate it. Hell, I hated every minute of training, but I said 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion'."
"Yes…sir," he said and the coach stormed off, presumably to have a word with Troy's wife.