A/N: I didn't know people actually wrote fan fictions for Ghost Hunters
since it was a show using real people but when I found some I got excited! I
wanted to try my own, and with their new season finally in swing how could I
not resist? Besides, I could totally see Tango doing this to Steve.

Eight Legged Revenge:
By: LOSTrocker

Tango lost count the number of times that Steve had picked on him. He knew he
didn't mean anything by it, he was just playing, but that didn't mean that
he couldn't have some fun of his own. At the moment, they were both going
over some recent evidence from their latest haunt. Tango caught some snoring
coming from his right.

Steve was asleep. Tango couldn't believe it. Steve never fell asleep when
going over the tapes, but it was a long night. It was understandable. He had
to pinch himself a few times to remain awake. A wicked grin spread across his
face. This moment screamed opportunity. He took it.

Tango went to get Jason and Grant. They were in their office. "Hey guys,
c'mere, I got to show you something."

Thinking he'd found something interesting on the tapes, they jumped at his
call. Yet, when they found Steve asleep, they were not amused. Jason wanted to
go yell at him, but Tango stopped him. "I got a better idea." He
whispered.

Tango pulled out a fake spider on a string. Jason and Grant exchanged evil
grins themselves. It was a well known fact that Steve was very scared of
spiders. They didn't understand it really. After all not only was this big
guy a ghost hunter, but he was also part of the police department, still he was
terrified of the little insect. Tango pointed to Grant, then to the camera.

Grant was ahead of him. This was going to be awesome blackmail material.
After Grant got the camera ready, he gave a thumbs up to Tango. Tango went to
work. He dangled the small device he made over Steve's back. He made the
spider dance across his shoulder blades.

Steve was in deep sleep when he felt something on his back. He went to swipe
at it. Tango yanked the spider back just in time. Steve went right back to
sleep. Grant, Jason, and Tango started to snicker with laughter. They were
trying to be as quiet as they could but they all ready knew what the end
result was going to be.

Tango let the spider back down again. This time he let Steve get it.

When Steve felt he'd grabbed something, he went to look at it. "What
the…?" he asked. Then he leaned in. He counted eight legs. Steve freaked
out. He tossed the spider to the side, jumped up from his chair, and started
to brush himself off.

"Get 'em off! Get 'em off!" he yelled.

In his hysterics, he didn't see that his fellow TAPS members were rolling
on the floor with laughter, well minus Grant who was trying to keep the camera
good and steady. After he calmed down, he saw them laughing, he saw that the
spider he got was fake all thanks to Tango. It was all a joke.

"Please tell me you got all that!" Tango said to Grant.

"All on film my friend." Grant held up the camera.

"You're kidding right?" Steve asked angrily. "How come you're not
yelling at him for this! It wasn't funny."

"Oh, I thought so." Tango said with a smirk.

"C'mon," Jason interrupted. "You were the one who fell asleep."

"Why didn't you wake me up?" Steve demanded from Tango.

"Because you're so cute when you're sleeping." Answered Tango in his
best girlie voice he could come up with.

Steve raised a fist at him. "Why I oughtta!"

Jason stood between the middle of them. "All right, that's enough you
two."

"But he started it!" Steve pointed at his partner.

Grant laughed. "How old are we again?"

Jason shook his head. These two acted worse than his kids. At least, his
children knew how to behave, well most of the time anyway. "Just get back
to work, and we'll act like this never happened."

Jason and Grant left, Grant took the camera with him. He didn't want Steve
to get it. When they were gone the two went back to the evidence.

"You know what they say about payback right?" Steve asked.

"At least I'm not scared of spiders."

Steve went quiet on that. Before they officially got started again, Tango
couldn't resist: "The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout!"

"Shut up!" Steve yelled.

Tango laughed. He made a mental note to show Kris the tape later. It was
really true what they said about revenge. It was sweet.

END