Hello everybody-*chokes* So, this is a parody of Super Smash Bros. Hope you enjoy this diddly darn thing I wrote on a school night.

Chapter 1: Deedeedisgustang

Everyone was screaming. Sonic ran around the room like a moron. Towels gave whoopens. Luigi was on a very fast flying vaccumn cleaner, which flew so fast that Luigi could hardly keep himself from being sick. All Master hand could hear from the room was screaming, the flying vaccumn cleaner, towel whoopens, and eventually... barfing. In that room, Luigi hurled up his lunch on Zero Suit Samus, and she was in the mood to give him a towel whoopen with that attitude. Rayman and Pit got drunk off of Mountain Dew and Pit fell asleep.

Then Master Hand had enough with the noise and kicked down the door where everyone was, despite the fact that he has no feet. He is a hand.

"Okay, what's da prob-"

Before Master Hand could finish, he saw Pit sleeping on the floor, Luigi running to the bathroom because he was gonna be sick again for some odd reason, everyone whooping each other on the butt with towels, and Rayman just standing there next to Sonic.

"Bruh, I has a romance to tell you." The Mountain Dew-drunk limbless man screeched.

"WHAT." Sonic yelled.

"Lemme smash." Rayman said.

Sonic screamed so loud that his mouth was bigger than his ego. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!" Sonic screamed.

"Dat is DEEDEEDISGUSTANG!!!" Master Hand yelled.

"Someone say my name?" King Dedede asked as he kicked down the door, despite it has already been kicked down by no-foot Master Hand.

"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Everyone basically screamed, except for Luigi, who just came out of the bathroom.

"Uuugh..." Luigi moaned. He fell face first to the floor.

Chapter 2: Fricc fracc sticc

Shulk has a stick. A fricc fracc sticc. Shulk has had it with everyone's attitude. He wanna smack. He wanna whip. So he did that with the fricc fracc sticc.

"Aaaw hacky sacks." Dark Pit said. He was the first to be whoopen by the s t i c c.

Shulk then whooped everyone else except for Marth. Shulk was about to whoop him with that sticc, but Marth has a sack.

"This is mah fricc fracc sticc!" Shulk said.

"I got a fracc fricc sack!" Marth yelled. "YAAAAAAAAWAAA!!!"

Shulk was the first to get hit and thrown across the room by a sack. A sack

"Diddly darn, there goes meh heart." Master Hand said. "To the fight!"

Chapter 3: Fight y e e t

"3...2...1... Fight!!!" The narrator said.

Everyone had towels except for Shulk and Marth. You know what they got. A sack and a sticc.

2 hours later...

Y E E E T

Master Hand threw a smash ball into the tournament.

Mario was the only one who had common sense, so he tried to grab it. Everyone was still whooping each other with towels. Rayman was the first to smack that smash ball. Mario developed an attitude.

"With the power of imagination, you could be ANYTHING!" Luigi screamed.

Wait... how did Luigi suddenly turn from nausous to a good mood? Don't ask.

Rayman did his final smash, which meant summoning Sans. Sans was in a T pose, slowly spinning in the air. Everything started floating around.

"TIME!!!" The narrator screeched. "The winner is... OKAY, you have GOT to be serious. Give it up for... Crazy Hand!!!"

"What!?" Pacman yelled.

"How did I get here?" Daisy wondered.

The end.

*chokes*