Im really surprised nobody has done this for this pairing yet, seeing as how they did this in the anime. Well! I guess I'LL just have to do it! :D

And, also, I don't mean to offend ANYBODY in this. AT ALL. I'm just feeling a bit paranoid about this fic, so I don't want to hurt or offend anybody's feelings.

I took the characters from the anime Hetalia, I did not try to include any REAL history in this. This is OBVIOUSLY not how it went down (Why else would it be rated M...?).

So, ONWARD!

It really was a grand day.

Ok, maybe not.

Well... yeah, no. It wasn't. I lied.

Lithuania had just come home, and had been called upon the Great Duke immediately. He wasn't even allowed to treat his wounds or change his clothes before he was brought before the Duke himself. He sighed.

"Really? Again?" He scanned Lithuania, his clothes torn, a few scratches here and there, a bump and two arrows sticking out of his head. Lithuania averted his eyes shamefully before brining them back up to face the Duke.

"Everyday, I send you out, and you come back like this, the damn Teutonic Knights to blame."

"Y-Yes sir, I know! I am trying my hardest! Please forgive me!"

"I know our country is still growing, but we cant keep letting this happen! I believe we should make an alliance to Poland, we might be stronger that way."

"And, um, how exactly do you plan to do this?"

"I shall make an alliance by marrying their queen."

"Um...that's a big commitment. Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Yes. If it will help us, then yes."

"W-Well, alright."

"I want you to come with me when I present myself. We will leave in a matter of days."

"Yes, sir." Lithuania was escorted by servants back to his chambers, where he was allowed a hot bath. A servant helped pull the arrows out of his head, and he stripped, sinking into the warm water, cleaning his screaming cuts.

Poland, huh? I've heard of him. They say he is... a bit different. But, I guess I'll just have to live with it, I suppose. I mean, he can't be that bad...can he?

Poland was sitting respectively with his queen, eating dinner. Oh, how he loved his queen. She was a good ruler, and she was like a big sister, or a mother to him. He was grateful of that, seeing as how he sort of needed it.

While they were eating dinner, the head knight- the queen's personal guard, had received a letter from the Great Duke who ruled Lithuania.

We wish to talk of an alliance to Poland. I, the Duke, propose a marriage between your queen and myself. Lithuania himself with be escorted along with me as we come to talk of these arrangements, and I wish that Poland shall be present as well.

I believe that this would help the sake of both our countries in the long run, and that you do consider the offer.

Even if you decline, this letter is merely a notice that we will arrive soon.

-The Great Duke

The knight read this over carefully. His queen didn't need to think of marriage right at this moment.

Sadly to say, said knight from before forgot about the letter until a few days later, finding it and presenting it to the queen and Poland.

"WHAT!? THIS IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! I OBJECT! SEND THEM THIS LETTER BACK SAYING WE DECLINE! HAVN'T YOU HEARD OF STRANGER DANGER!?"

As you can see, Poland totally flipped when he read the letter. The queen, on the other hand, was just nervous.

"Well, he has a point. What if Im sent off to marry an ugly, wrinkly old man and we hate each other?"

"Get a grip on something, Poland! This isn't the end of the world!" The knight tried to calm him down.

"IT'S NOT GET A GRIP ON SOMETHING, IT'S JUST GET A GRIP YOU IDIOT!" He cried before running to the queen, hugging her and sobbing into her stomach. She patted his head.

"There, there."

"You need to calm down! They may arrive at any time!" Another knight ran up to them.

"And that time is now! Lithuania has just arrived, your majesty." They were silent, Poland shaking in fear before he turned and ran away.

"Hey, wait! You need to be here!" He called after him. He and the queen turned around to see him sitting on what you would call the throne, right leg crossed over the other, a cocky smile on his face. He was leaning his head against his left hand, his elbow on the armrest of the chair. The queen and her personal knight just had enough time to turn around before the doors opened up, revealing three people.

Lithuania, the Duke, and his personal guard all walked in through the doors, walking halfway into the room, until stopping. Lithuania took a quick look at the other people in the room.

There was a lovely looking lady, probably the queen, standing next to a knight, with a slightly different design of armor than the knights that awaited them at the front of the giant castle, so he was probably her personal guard. Then, there was the boy on the throne.

This must be Poland.

"Ah...yes, I've heard you you two before. Thank you for taking the time to travel all this way to my land." His blonde hair hung down his face, and his green eyes shown with something of a playful matter...but he also seemed a bit scared. He hid it well, but it was still there. "You may call me Poland." He stated.

"A-And you may call me..." He stopped, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath. He would not stutter in front of this other boy! "I am known as Lithuania. I have come here to discuss the marriage between my Duke and your queen."

"Ah, yes. I think that in all terms, this alliance will benefit both our lands." With a quick look to his queen, who nodded, he stated. "We accept your request." The queen's personal guard looked relieved, the queen excited, the Duke sort of... emotionless, but he seemed happy enough, Lithuania sighed in relief as well, the Duke's own personal guard saying nothing. "...But, I have one condition." Poland seemed to add as a second thought. Lithuania looked up at him, nervous as to what this request could be.

"I want you to, ah...how do I put this...?" He seemed to be looking for the right placing of words...what did he want Lithuania to do?

"You must show me your cock and balls!" He stated.