Im not random

Light checked the chain on his wrist quietly with Misa L and himself alone in the room. He hated being stuck with him like this... no he hated L period.

L ate his cake quietly knowing if fire could be made out of hatred the space between him and light would be ashes by now.

Light forced a smile at L while Misa smiled then hugged Light's arms. Light then kept sitting reading his book.

"Don't worry misa," said the older men of them all "I have to intentions on touch that guy" L said quietly chewing on the cake.

Misa hugged his arm harder. "Light you are soooooooo cute!" Light looked down quietly not commenting on it though inside he was annoyed.

L placed the empty plate on the desk. He had a question he wanted to ask misa, but light was of course in the way.

Misa smiled brightly hugging him harder. "I can't wait to get married light" Light looked at her in shock. "..."

L turned his look to the two. "..." A true smirk spread on his face. He always enjoyed a rather sadistic bliss from seeing light in such despair beside misa.

Misa smiled brightly slowly running her fingers along Light's chest. "So when will we have sex?" Light stared at her wide-eyed still pushing her off. "Not anytime soon..."L moved to the couch in front of them consuming his smirk. "Oh you shouldn't be so mean to your future wife is that so misa-misa?" he crossed his long fingers looking straightly at light. Misa nodded brightly. "Ryuuzaki knows!!"

"So why don't you marry him." He glared back at L.

"Eh I don't think we'll ever work out. She's far too young" far too stupid.

Light glared at him more. "Sorry Misa."

"You act like you don't even like women!"

"Whatever gave you that idea?" He crossed his legs like a woman quietly.

L liked petting misa's ego simply because it made light angrier, and light angry means a whole day of amusement. "Well obviously light-kun you never give her any sexual attention," he said quietly criss-crossing his legs for the first time. "Even your kisses seems like they are from a must"

Misa nodded. "Yeah light!!"

Light sighed quietly. "Misa I don't know what you're talking about..." He was already boiling mad. His wrist folded in his lap just like a woman.

"Well misa-misa and I sure knows what we are talking about" he said with a small smile playing on his lips. Hooray for pissy light.

Light looked over at L. "Ryuuzaki I don't find MY relationship YOUR business..." 'PLEASE GO DIE' he screamed angrily at the detective in his mind.

"Yet again its not you a worry" 'or give any sort of fuck' "its misa-misa's delicate heart" 'god I'm so good at lying I amaze myself'.

Light felt like he was about to SMACK someone no not SOMEONE... L... Yes L I'm going to kill him god he's annoying.

"No comment? I suppose I'm right once again, Kira"

"Ugh... Ryuuzaki... please stay in your business and your side of the chain."

"I am on my side of the chain if it's even possible to move to yours light-kun" L looked at him blinking and raising an eyebrow as if wondering what he meant.

Light crossed his arms quietly he had the perfect feminine body no matter what he'd do he acted like a total gay even the colors he chose and the way he rose his collar.

L looked at him quietly. His dark eyes roaming on the perfect body in front of him, his heart racing with images racing in his mind. He would do so many things to that guy. He would make him scream, and moan... gasp... with his body trembling and shivering under him. Fragile... red... and sweaty.

Light felt the eyes on him turning to glare at L. it was too emotionless to tell he was lost in lusting over Light. "Why are you looking at me...?"

L snapped out of his perverted fantasies. "I don't find my philosophies and passing thoughts YOUR business light-kun" he slightly glared back.

Light rolled his eyes. Whatever.

That was L for you. Stubborn and hard headed. God knows what was going through his mind.

"Hmmm whatever." He tilted his head to the side exposing the pale neck.

L's dark eyes automatically roamed to his pale neck. His mind started to race again: he would bite, nip, lick and kiss that skin... leaving bruises... cuts. Or in the matter love bites.

Light felt L's eyes on him... No, how COULD you miss those cold eyes looking right through you... he sat there quietly his head turned still to avoid the glances he was getting probably would raise stupid percentages if he looked back.

L's eyes roamed down his arms, his chest, and his stomach, to his crotch and down to his legs. So many things to do so little time to make them done. A genuine smirk spread on the face with his brain working over-time.

Light felt the gaze kept coming. 'What the hell was up with this today?' Was he like some piece of cake for L topped with strawberries... ugh... "What am I decorated with cakes today?" he glared at him.

"You know cakes aren't the only thing roaming through my mind light-kun" his eyes moved his eyes back to light's caramel ones "other things are roaming up there"

"Hmm like what then? Percentages? It's why I don't interact with you anymore. Everything I do raise percentages NOTHING I do is at 0"

"Nothing in the world is 0 light-kun, beside dead people" L smiled a little. He wasn't sure why, but he smiled very rarely and when he did it was by far the cutest thing you could lay your eyes on.

Light glared at him. Even if L was cute he was dead annoying. "Whatever."

L moved his look from light away to the window. His dark eyes followed a small white bird that was flying in the ocean blue sky. He sometimes wished he could be like those birds, flying around whenever they wanted. No worries... no stress... but then again he chose this way of living. Light sighed quietly his eyes followed L's. He could tell what was going through the man's head but at least his attention was elsewhere. He placed his hands behind his head leaning back.

L's eyes kept following the small bird, and then it disappeared. He sighed and moved his eyes back to light rather unwillingly.

Light sighed a bit then stood up. "Ryuuzaki... lets go outside." If he caught on right that was where L's eyes longed to be.

L moved his look up to light's eyes once more with his head softly tilting to the side, wondering "I don't mind" he said quietly "after you light-kun, excuse us misa-misa".

Light walked out quietly shutting the door after him and L leaving the whining girl behind. L followed him quietly explaining matsuda, mogi, soichiri and watari where they were going "... we will be back shortly, remove worry from your hearts gentlemen's" he smiled and turned to light.