I do not own Pokémon or any of the other real life things mentioned here. (Or do I?)
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A Pikachu female and a Turtwig male are sitting in a cave
Pikachu: So what are we doing
tonight?
Turtwig: I dunno what do you wanna do?
Pikachu: what
do you mean what do I want to do? You're the one who was supposed
to plan tonight's date!
Turtwig: What?
Pikachu: You know the
deal I chose what we did last time we went on a date and you chose
what we do this time! I can't believe you forgot!
Turtwig:
……………. My bad.
Pikachu: What am I going to do with you?
Every time I tell you something you forget it half a second
later.
Turtwig: That's not true!
Pikachu: What's my middle
name?
Turtwig: Trick question.
Pikachu: No it's
not.
Turtwig: Yes it is.
Pikachu: No it's not.
Turtwig:
Pass.
Pikachu: It's Julie! I can't believe that you don't
know your own girlfriend's middle name.
Turtwig: Well… I
forgot.
Pikachu: That's exactly what I was just talking about a
few seconds ago!
Turtwig: I think that I would remember
that.
Pikachu: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Turtwig: Joking.
Joking.
Pikachu: -sigh- let's just go to the movies.
Turtwig:
Works well for me.
Pikachu: Alright then, we can go and see "He's
just not that into you".
Turtwig: But I want to see "Revenge
of the fallen".
Pikachu: -sigh- here we go again.