A list of ways to irritate Kankurou

Fill his shoes with toothpaste.

When he asks you if you did it, tell him it was the goblin named Jack that lives under his bed.

Pay Naruto five bowls of Ramen to dress up like 'Jack' the goblin and sing "bridge over troubled water." When he's trying to sleep.

Tell him that orange juice is actually people's brains, bones and spinal fluid that has been mashed up and colored orange.

Then make him drink it.

Squeeze his ass.

Then tell him that it's wobbly.

Pay Uchiha Itachi to put his cell phone number onto a gay phone sex ad.

Tell every one that his favorite boxers say "I love Tina Turner" surrounded by little hearts.

When he cooks dinner, stare at your plate for five minutes and then ask him why the potatoes are still alive.

Convince every one that he paints ancient ruins on his penis with purple face paint.

Tell him that Sasori thinks his sexy and that you gave the wooden puppet his number.

Follow him around for the whole day with a wooden spoon and smack him over the head every time he says, "Gaara.", or "My puppets.", or even better, "the." (Just run away once you have done it... far, far away.)

Swap his birthday balloons with strawberry flavored condoms and tell his guests that you found them under his pillow.

Hire a nude male model to jump out of his mofo birthday cake, that Gaara spent 11 hours the day before, baking.

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Steal Karasu and dress him up as a girl.

Tell him that you did it because you thought that he would appreciate it, if he was screwing a female instead of a male.

When he tells you that Karasu had a penis, laugh at him and answer,"I know! I cut it off and gave it to Tobi, he thinks it is a lollypop, but really!? I never knew you were gay!"

Tell him that his feet smell like tomato sauce.

Every time you pass him in the street, yell out his name and how much you enjoyed reading that Sas/Kank M rated lemon that he wrote.

Tell every one that he has a crush on Lee.

Slam a physics book over his head while he is watching a horror movie.

Shove a cucumber down his throat.

Draw pink hearts on his face and tell him he's been bitten by the love bug.

Knock out his teeth and put them under his pillow, telling him that the tooth fairy will come and collect them for money.

Tell him that the only reason the tooth fairy didn't come, was because he masturbates.

Steal his pies and tell him that the goblin ate them. ( see point 2 )

Tell him that you are pregnant. (If you're a guy, then that's even better.)

Tell him that he is the father in front of the Suna counsel.

Sing "The wheels on the bus go round and round." When he's driving and then grab the steering wheel and pull it to the side.

Then (as loud as you can) scream at him for running over your invisible friend, run out if the car and drag your extremely heavy "imaginary" friend to the nearest hospital.

Tell him that his penis it the size of a mosquitoes egg.

Get a new cell phone and down load "Grace Kelly" by Mika onto it and follow him around for the whole day playing it continuously.

Force him to dress up as a girl on Halloween.

Get the Akatsuki to wolf whistle and goose him as he trick or treats.

Snigger at him every time that he walks past.

Shake itchy powder into his under wear drawer.

Scream "Help Me! Help Me! I'm drowning!" when your sitting in a baby pool.

When he picks you up to take you out of the pool, thrash around and call him a pervert.

(For a guy) Tell him that you screwed his sister and now she just might 'accidentally' be pregnant.

(If you're a girl.) Randomly go up to him, flick his nose and demand that he gives the bras you lent to him back.

AND FINIALLY- Stalk him during the day and when he looks back at you, take a single leaf and hold it in front f your face, whispering just loud enough for him to hear, " He cant see me! He can't see me!"